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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Triple Cuck, where squizzle? Tell me NOW








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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

triple sulk posted:

the city will burn down today after losing two sports championships in a span of six hours, a new record that will likely never be matched again

sounds like the city should take up hobbies they’re good at.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


This is cool

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

triple sulk posted:

the city will burn down today after losing two sports championships in a span of six hours, a new record that will likely never be matched again

I'm greasing my pole in solidarity with tonight's Philly rioters

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Filthy Hans posted:

I'm no code monkey but I'd assume something like comprehensibility to other coders would be more important than eliminating a few characters in an executable

I've seen real code monkeys (which I am not) hold competitions for how few lines of code you can accomplish a chore with. Like way back in like 99 I still remember that competition for an mp3 converter, which was finally reduced to one very long line. Even Elon knows that. This is a loving fnord. He's basically mulching the personnel.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

the J6 committee loses all legitimacy and authority on Wednesday, not January next year. next week.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Consummate Professional posted:

yes “zoomies” is what fellow brain damaged cat owners call your cat going absolutely apeshit at 2 am because they slept all day

I realized I can lock them downstairs at night and now I get much more sleep to stay fresh on the posting forum.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

triple sulk posted:

the city will burn down today after losing two sports championships in a span of six hours, a new record that will likely never be matched again

f

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

you know DoJ is never gonna do anything but I'm fairly confident the CIA is gonna whip out the heart-attack gun before letting Tumro hold office again

Insh'allah! Opah! Deus Vult!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Astros fans think the last game the Phillies lost was rigged in their favor.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I have to work today. Gonna phone it in, watch the huskers lose and get drunk when I get home while raking.

blech

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

petit choux posted:

Insh'allah! Opah! Deus Vult!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3dbd2YyeN0

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



good morning everyone is Elon dead yet

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

tacodaemon posted:

good morning everyone is Trump back on the twitter yet

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ChudsOfTikTok/status/1588710222889385984

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

mdemone posted:

for example I would still have a job at Twitter because my code is bloated nonsense, with entire chunks simply commented out, and nobody can read or understand it but me.

I am a Very Bad Coder, and if this is what Elon wants then, well...

Yeah you are not a bad coder because of that but you can easily juke this stat with comments.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

buddy kins elom is in austin go tell him he sucks

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/QOrigins/status/1588918229065691137

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Filthy Hans posted:

good morning everyone is Trump back on the twitter yet

YEP


tacodaemon posted:

good morning everyone is Elon dead yet

You betcha! :waycool:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

tacodaemon posted:

good morning everyone is Elon dead yet

no one was ever alive

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

tacodaemon posted:

good morning everyone is Elon dead yet

wasn't there a movie maybe 10 years ago about a guy who uploads his consciousness into the internet and goes evil as gently caress controlling satellites and poo poo

what Im saying is that is elon's endgame

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


holy poo poo this hits hard

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


He’s completely correct and Democrats will never win another election.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


jesus...do not come. do not come.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



ngl I chuckled at "Stoptimus Prime"

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

DrPossum posted:

buddy kins elom is in austin go tell him he sucks

austin is too far and ive never been there and i think it sucks

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Nonsense posted:

He’s completely correct and Democrats will never win another election.

yah they re a bunch of fuckups

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Buddykins posted:

austin is too far and ive never been there and i think it sucks

buddyins you're our only hope

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Buddykins posted:

look at that fat loving italian piece of poo poo

Yeah you can shut the gently caress up

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


that Jesus guys been coming for centuries

what a horny freak, disgusting

gregday
May 23, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

ngl I chuckled at "Stoptimus Prime"

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

worship time where everyone has their eyes closed and hands out makes me think they're concentrating their ki energy and about to throw ki blasts

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



as a DC local music person I am duty bound to post this


https://twitter.com/OldTimeDC/status/1588902262759653377

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Louisgod posted:

If I were president I’d declare west virginia a terrorist state and bomb the poo poo out of it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McColloch%27s_Leap

You know I rode my bicycle past the monument to McCulloch's Leap a few times in the early 90s, wasn't even aware it's been removed. It used to be at the location of where he did it and it was a pretty steep ride to get to it. And I'm not seeing many photos of the monument on the world wide web either, so I guess they took it down some time ago. He really did ride his horse right over a cliff, it wasn't perpendicular but it was waaaay too steep for riding.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

get in nerd we're gonna save america

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



my friend got me a skateboard for my birthday and I haven't skated in like.... 15 years?

maybe i should take it for a whirl and look like a total dumbass

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mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

petit choux posted:

Or he's bringing the whole thing down. Which you know would appeal to him. It's really a grandiose gesture that reddit edgelords would probably genuflect for.

that would come close to bankrupting him, given the nosedive Tesla is already in.

if that's true, he's way more hosed up than we realize

(I think he's just an idiot, it's more parsimonious as an explanation)

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