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erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/47pzmgb.mp4

Warning! Don't look with remaining eye

someone made a portable kit that does this for developing nations. I'm not sure if they ever caught on but it would save a lot of lives

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EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

The Lone Badger posted:

what the gently caress
why

Do you have any fixtures with exposed bulbs? Led bulbs look like rear end.

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/G4scMjP.mp4

# ? Nov 5, 2022 21:38

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/vW3LP2g.mp4

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Vakal: May 11, 2008

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vW3LP2g.mp4

Pfft, all the big farmers in my area just let the GPS units drive their stuff for them.

# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:11

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

https://i.imgur.com/nsyWEYP.mp4

# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:20

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/47pzmgb.mp4

Warning! Don't look with remaining eye

Probably still boils water faster than my POS glass top electric stove.

# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:25

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/47pzmgb.mp4

Warning! Don't look with remaining eye

I have to imagine this is what British people feel like boiling water for tea in an electric kettle on American 110v is like.

# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:41

Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

erosion posted:

someone made a portable kit that does this for developing nations. I'm not sure if they ever caught on but it would save a lot of lives

They�ve had these for about 100 years. It�s called an evacuated glass tube solar oven: https://www.amazon.com/GoSun-Go-Ultra-Portable-Solar-Cooker/dp/B07CJP52D6

You can see them boil water in a video on that Amazon page. I�ve roasted coffee beans with mine, which come out perfectly even because the heat is completely trapped by the thermos-like vacuum.

You can also buy a roof array of these tubes and it can give enough hot water to shower for free or run a hot tub, etc.

# ? Nov 6, 2022 00:08

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

Zero VGS posted:

They�ve had these for about 100 years. It�s called an evacuated glass tube solar oven: https://www.amazon.com/GoSun-Go-Ultra-Portable-Solar-Cooker/dp/B07CJP52D6

You can see them boil water in a video on that Amazon page. I�ve roasted coffee beans with mine, which come out perfectly even because the heat is completely trapped by the thermos-like vacuum.

You can also buy a roof array of these tubes and it can give enough hot water to shower for free or run a hot tub, etc.

you can also put the tube up your rear end and slowly heat something up to 98.6 degrees.

# ? Nov 6, 2022 00:17

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://hw-videos.worldstarhiphop.com/u/vid/2022/11/YLE3R7FeiehT.mp4
truck status: fuckled

Why didn't they just use a good guy in a truck?

# ? Nov 6, 2022 01:00

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Buce posted:

you can also put the tube up your rear end and slowly heat something up to 98.6 degrees.

wow aaron carter just died be respectful

# ? Nov 6, 2022 01:13

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

https://twitter.com/PAVE_naught/status/1588904796828078080?s=20&t=NXQbMBPPcFDjAEmweleMYg

# ? Nov 6, 2022 01:53

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Owlbear Camus posted:

https://twitter.com/PAVE_naught/status/1588904796828078080?s=20&t=NXQbMBPPcFDjAEmweleMYg

And that's why you don't play with your straw!

# ? Nov 6, 2022 02:02

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Owlbear Camus posted:

https://twitter.com/PAVE_naught/status/1588904796828078080?s=20&t=NXQbMBPPcFDjAEmweleMYg

Rabbi Tuckman: "You nip the tip!"

# ? Nov 6, 2022 02:05

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

New pilot callsign "Mohel".

# ? Nov 6, 2022 02:10

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

NATO reporting name: Bobbitt

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monolithburger: Sep 7, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

https://i.imgur.com/eCFzRhW.mp4

The maintenance dept. clearly hadn't been feeding the elevator nearly often enough.

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Zero VGS posted:

They�ve had these for about 100 years. It�s called an evacuated glass tube solar oven: https://www.amazon.com/GoSun-Go-Ultra-Portable-Solar-Cooker/dp/B07CJP52D6

You can see them boil water in a video on that Amazon page. I�ve roasted coffee beans with mine, which come out perfectly even because the heat is completely trapped by the thermos-like vacuum.

You can also buy a roof array of these tubes and it can give enough hot water to shower for free or run a hot tub, etc.

They've had them for longer than 100 years in fact. Back in the renaissance and the early industrial revolution, scientists would use large solar "burning glasses" to superheat different compounds in sealed glass flasks, capturing all the decomposition products for analysis. This was a critical step in the development of modern chemistry.

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Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/UnionDrip/status/1589005553556410368

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Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Bad Munki posted:

We've finally found the fabled safety flip-flops

# ? Nov 6, 2022 10:31

iroc.dis: Mar 15, 2013

Mister Speaker posted:

Construction question!

There's a lot nearby my apartment that used to be a Beer Store but has been torn down to be turned into condos, like everything else in this city. They've excavated the foundation - looks to be about 30 or 40 feet deep - and the whole place is fenced off now. I tend to walk by it in the evening, and I've noticed something peculiar: There doesn't appear to be anyone working on the site, but there's a pipe running around the perimeter with hoses connected to it every few feet, that run down to the bottom of the pit. The whole apparatus makes a constant hissing noise, there must be some kind of gas running through it.

I'm wondering what this is about? I'm guessing it has something to do with firming up the foundation.

Does it look anything like this?
https://theconstructor.org/practical-guide/methods-of-dewatering-excavation-construction-site/13849/

http://bonedryflorida.com/wellpoint-systems/

We're dewatering for a project on the coast in Florida using this method.

# ? Nov 6, 2022 15:53

A Jupiter: Apr 25, 2010

drat modern construction is fascinating, especially foundation making since it's so dependant on region

I think there was that post about Japanese foundations a few pages back, where they just extend the major support points down into the earth. So it looks like they draw the floorplan with a concrete maze before they start laying down anything.

edit: nvm it was another thread entirely about homes, from 2017, that I was reading recently

peanut posted:

Dang! That looks like a whole different house. Goongrats Edit: I love those old school tiny stone tiles in the shower.

Here's some foundation, with some generic modern houses in the background.

Bonus offering to the gods to bless the start of construction

A Jupiter fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Nov 6, 2022

# ? Nov 6, 2022 15:59

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Owlbear Camus posted:

https://twitter.com/PAVE_naught/status/1588904796828078080?s=20&t=NXQbMBPPcFDjAEmweleMYg

Ah, an aftermarket conversion to Super Gelding

# ? Nov 6, 2022 16:00

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Bad Munki posted:

lol you could always tell when visitors were afoot in my old plant from the horsey clip-clop of slip-on toecaps

# ? Nov 6, 2022 16:04

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

Working in semiconductor fabs this was always a nightmare chemical.

They use it for so much stuff. At the (built in the 1980s, I worked there in 2000-2001) AMD fab 14/15, I used to see wet etch dudes carrying around unmarked containers of clear liquid all the time, you don�t know if it is water or HF. This was pre-automation.

Why were the etch-dudes wet?

# ? Nov 6, 2022 16:16

Fat Loser: May 27, 2004

Zopotantor posted:

Why were the etch-dudes wet?

You try working that closely with poo poo that will maim and/or kill you without warning and NOT piddle a bit.

# ? Nov 6, 2022 16:48

carrionman: Oct 30, 2010

erosion posted:

someone made a portable kit that does this for developing nations. I'm not sure if they ever caught on but it would save a lot of lives

As a part of the continual ownage of our former colonizers: the perfidious albionites could do with this due to their current energy crisis.

But they live on an island of nothing but clouds, misery and paedophilia

# ? Nov 6, 2022 17:45

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

carrionman posted:

As a part of the continual ownage of our former colonizers: the perfidious albionites could do with this due to their current energy crisis.

But they live on an island of nothing but clouds, misery and paedophilia

# ? Nov 6, 2022 17:48

Costco Meatballs: Oct 21, 2022; by Pragmatica

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Letmebefrank: Oct 9, 2012; Entitled

# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:08

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

Letmebefrank posted:

life above the arctic circle is fuckin weird

# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:13

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

I'm pretty sure I had the National Geographic issue where that was originally published.

# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:20

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Letmebefrank posted:

This is the crucial phase, The reconstruction of pigment. Cells are bombarded with slightly greasy solar atoms which forces the body cells to react, to protect themselves.

That means growing skin. Clever, eh?

# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:29

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Cable Guy posted:

This is the crucial phase, The reconstruction of pigment. Cells are bombarded with slightly greasy solar atoms which forces the body cells to react, to protect themselves.

That means growing skin. Clever, eh?

i always thought he said "slightly increasing."

# ? Nov 6, 2022 21:48

Xakura: Jan 10, 2019; A safety-conscious little mouse!

Cable Guy posted:

This is the crucial phase, The reconstruction of pigment. Cells are bombarded with slightly greasy solar atoms which forces the body cells to react, to protect themselves.

That means growing skin. Clever, eh?