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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Looks like things are going well

https://twitter.com/noturtlesoup17/status/1588985963396861952

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/dandoubet/status/1589007971031584768

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

time for a little game theory in the form of a wall of text in one post

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

RealityWarCriminal posted:


good thing they waited a loving year and a half before starting the jan 6 commission

i think you may be forgetting the most important aspect of politics: decorum

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Joementum posted:

he's busting out all the bad ideas, impressive

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589009644114284544

of all the things that could break stuff, I think this is the worst one yet

formatting, indexing, search algorithms, databases

that's gonna blast it all to pieces

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

of all the things that could break stuff, I think this is the worst one yet

formatting, indexing, search algorithms, databases

that's gonna blast it all to pieces

love too swap from VARCHAR(255) to TEXT and watch the CPUs as the index is rebuilt

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



gg union

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Joementum posted:

love too swap from VARCHAR(255) to TEXT and watch the CPUs as the index is rebuilt

They're going to leave the 143 character limit and then create a new type of attachment called a text attachment which is a new box where you type the longer message.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Joementum posted:

he's busting out all the bad ideas, impressive

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1589009644114284544

Why

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



HOLY poo poo

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Nate is a loving dipshit and I hope after this election NYT gets rid of him

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

lol

apt

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
according to a random quora post, twitter uses a custom mysql fork so lol lmaooooo

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

of all the things that could break stuff, I think this is the worst one yet

formatting, indexing, search algorithms, databases

that's gonna blast it all to pieces

Eh attaching a text file kinda thing to a tweet, and maybe not doing search on it's contents would be easy enough. writers could use it to release content. I ain't gonna read that poo poo tho

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Salt Fish posted:

They're going to leave the 143 character limit and then create a new type of attachment called a text attachment which is a new box where you type the longer message.

yeah it's not any harder than attaching an image to a tweet

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
O_O

dril

THE PROPHECY

dril is going to have some weird prime number char tweet and it will take the whole thing down

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1589012205395382272

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
eloi is coke posting. just let him work through it

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

AxGrap posted:

Eh attaching a text file kinda thing to a tweet, and maybe not doing search on it's contents would be easy enough. writers could use it to release content. I ain't gonna read that poo poo tho

Ed:

yeah it's not any harder than attaching an image to a tweet

Do you see how this is extremely funny though lol

First you type your tweet in this box. Now click attach. Now type your longer message. Now click submit

lmfao

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Hrmm well content moderators are definitely struggling because there's a good amount of straight-up porn in the replies to that tweet

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
elon is making the blue check a participation trophy

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





DrPossum posted:

eloi is coke posting. just let him work through it

personal belief: elon musk has never used cocaine but he strongly wants to be liked and admired by certain people and those people do use cocaine

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1589008756851249152

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

sure, but why would i want to?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

who?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



wtf

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I don’t want of those 3 things and think they’re all bad

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





pon di river

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



nick castellanos is about to have the game of his life

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


u have to be at least level 20 with two slur upgrades to post the n word

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Woot, just unlocked the N-Word header skin. Now I have the complete set!

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

You can't say I'm bad at my job unless you will do it for me and send me the answers.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Consummate Professional posted:

I don’t want of those 3 things and think they’re all bad

yeah they should definitely do them as fast as possible

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

qft

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Nate is extremely big mad not so much because of maroons on twitter but because a pile of people in the industry who are a lot smarter than he is have been writing "yeah aggregators are useless rn because aggregating a bunch of garbage just makes you less accurate, not more" (which is very accurate) and its had him snippy for weeks.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


twitter is going to die so fast lol

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
jeffry i demand long form posts on this forum we need to keep up with tweter. this current maximum is absurd

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AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Why would you want to do any of those things?

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