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There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses for $8/month.
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"It was a cheeky nod! It was a cheeky nod!" I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into an unemployed sycophant
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Nov 6, 2022 00:11
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For $8/month, you have been asking: Who is John Galt?
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Nov 6, 2022 00:13
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From each according to their ability as well as $8/month, to each according to their needs.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:14
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And Musk said, Let there be $8: and there wasn't because nobody paid for that poo poo
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Nov 6, 2022 00:15
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My favorite part of this is that Stephen King single-handedly reduced the price from 20 to 8 bucks a month with 1 dunk on Elon
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Nov 6, 2022 00:16
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"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill for $8 a month"
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Nov 6, 2022 00:17
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From hell's heart, I stab at thee; for $8/month, I spit my last breath at thee.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:17
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Elon Musk has the billionaire version of Nobelitis
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Nov 6, 2022 00:19
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Jesus wept for 8 dollars a month
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Nov 6, 2022 00:19
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It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him for $8/month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:19
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:This wasn't supposed to be turned on until the 7th according to the docs floating around so either this accidentally toggled on early and incomplete because they dev team is just blindly deploying poo poo or they worked the remaining staff/QA all week to get this poo poo out So you're saying Elon Musk turned Twitter into an even dumber Star Citizen.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:20
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Call me Ishmael, for $8/mo
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Nov 6, 2022 00:20
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Time_pants posted:So you're saying Elon Musk turned Twitter into an even dumber Star Citizen. I hope Elon Musk buys Star Citizen. I bet he owns an Idris.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:21
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nexous posted:My favorite part of this is that Stephen King single-handedly reduced the price from 20 to 8 bucks a month with 1 dunk on Elon I feel like he floated that 20 out there intending to drop it to 8 when the first big celeb made a comment like that. Then I remember he's shockingly dumb and maybe that's giving him too much credit
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Nov 6, 2022 00:21
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Entropic posted:Will it dawn on any of these people that this is why the fancy perks you get at tech companies like free snacks and espresso bars and ball pits or whatever are a poor substitute for basic union-protected working condition guarantees? Silicon Valley is absolutely loaded with people who firmly believe that they, specifically, are uniquely blessed genius hustlegrinders who will singlehandedly author the future, which is a fantastically exploitable trait for any management team that understands how to make socially maladjusted coder autists feel like they are superheroes in the college dorm environment that reflected the first and only time they felt a sense of community as part of an active social circle (hint: it's done by destroying work life balance, lionizing it, and giving them the ping pong tables and bean bag chairs that seamlessly replicate college aesthetics). Which is to say no, almost certainly not. This mindset got years of reinforcement due to bloated pay, because interest rates for big biz were so low for so long that a lot of places could afford to borrow infinite money at <0 interest while producing nothing of value and calling it "loss leading," sometimes even creating what were essentially makework programs for their pool of "geniuses" just to keep other companies from having them. It's gonna take a minute for the new reality to humble them and make them identify as workers. You're already seeing a lot of restructuring now that interests have jacked back up.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:22
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Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are paying $8 a month for a blue tick on twitter.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:23
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You’ll float too, for $8/mo!
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Nov 6, 2022 00:26
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Time_pants posted:So you're saying Elon Musk turned Twitter into an even dumber Star Citizen. Star Citizen makes money tho
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Nov 6, 2022 00:28
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nexous posted:My favorite part of this is that Stephen King single-handedly reduced the price from 20 to 8 bucks a month with 1 dunk on Elon The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed, for $8 a month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:30
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Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me? Elon replied, The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, is when I carried you for $8 per month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:31
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I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for $8/month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:34
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I came blood inside of her, choking on the clot, gagging on the snot, gushing blood from her mouth, bloody gel leaking out. Body buried in a shallow grave, unmarked for none to find, the sickness I have left behind. Undetected go my crimes, the greatest thrill of my life, to slit my own cock with a knife for $8/month
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Nov 6, 2022 00:36
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Call me Ishmael, for $8/mo could have just done: Seth Pecksniff posted:Ishmael ☑️
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Nov 6, 2022 00:36
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M-O-O-N, that spells $8/month
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Nov 6, 2022 00:38
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Jillian poo poo posted:I came blood inside of her, choking on the clot, gagging on the snot, gushing blood from her mouth, This but unironically.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:38
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair for $8 a month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:39
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And then there was light, for 8$ a month
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Nov 6, 2022 00:40
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Everything must be taken into account. If the fact will not fit the theory---let the theory go. For $8 a month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:41
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife, for $8/month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:45
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Some animals are more equal the others, for $8/month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:45
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR $8 A MONTH
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Nov 6, 2022 00:46
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Silly Burrito posted:M-O-O-N, that spells $8/month
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Nov 6, 2022 00:47
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For sale: baby shoes, $8/mo.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:48
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iSimian posted:For sale: baby shoes, $8/mo. yes
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Nov 6, 2022 00:48
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What did it matter where you lay once you were dead? In a dirty sump or in a marble tower on top of a high hill? You were dead, you were sleeping the big sleep, you were not bothered by things like that, for $8/month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:48
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The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel for $8/month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:49
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It is a truth universally that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife for $8/mo
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Nov 6, 2022 00:50
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War. War never changes, for $8 a month
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Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country, for $8/ month.
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