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You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole for $8/month
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The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, poo poo happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car's tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops like Twitter for $8/month
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Nov 6, 2022 00:53
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Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York; And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried, for $8/month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:53
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quote:There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror, for $8/month. 
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Nov 6, 2022 00:55
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Elon should have consulted Something Awful when buying twitter because we are experts at running poo poo into the ground
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Nov 6, 2022 00:56
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I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get $8 a month
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Pellaeon let the silence hang in the air for a handful of heartbeats, long enough for those nearest to notice. "This is not a cattle market in Shaum Hii, Lieutenant Tschel," he said at last, keeping his voice calm but icy cold. "This is the bridge of an Imperial Star Destroyer. Routine information is not-repeat, not-simply shouted in the general direction of its intended recipient. Is that clear?" Tschelt swallowed. "Yes, sir. For $8/month."
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error. For 8$/month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:56
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https://twitter.com/bybrianbennett/status/1588928097218273280?s=46&t=l4wvz7Hez7xf2-8CqnnqcA
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Nov 6, 2022 00:58
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kazil posted:Elon should have consulted Something Awful when buying twitter because we are experts at running poo poo into the ground for $8 a month
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/bybrianbennett/status/1588928097218273280?s=46&t=l4wvz7Hez7xf2-8CqnnqcA The question mark was emphasized, for $8/month.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:59
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To pay $8/Month, or not to be?
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Nov 6, 2022 01:00
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His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die for $8 a month
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Remember when Digg changed their interface and all the users hated it and then almost overnight Digg became a ghost town.
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Nov 6, 2022 01:00
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Jillian poo poo posted:You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole for $8/month M-Martin Luther??
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Nov 6, 2022 01:01
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Nov 6, 2022 01:02
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SlimGoodbody posted:Silicon Valley is absolutely loaded with people who firmly believe that they, specifically, are uniquely blessed genius hustlegrinders who will singlehandedly author the future, which is a fantastically exploitable trait for any management team that understands how to make socially maladjusted coder autists feel like they are superheroes in the college dorm environment that reflected the first and only time they felt a sense of community as part of an active social circle (hint: it's done by destroying work life balance, lionizing it, and giving them the ping pong tables and bean bag chairs that seamlessly replicate college aesthetics). Of course the next step in their journey is moving to Houston because regressive, seemingly libertarian politics suits them just fine, and the strippers fawn over them as if they were fighter pilots from An Officer and a Gentleman. It will come as a shock when the townies they knock up DON'T WANT to travel out of state for an abortion, and they learn the hard way that the state of Texas out maneuvered them with a honeypot scheme designed to invigorate the economy with a baby boom paid for by tech bro child support.
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Nov 6, 2022 01:02
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Bshahahahahahhahaahhaa this is going so much better than I could have dreamed ahahahah
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Nov 6, 2022 01:03
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It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what $8/month course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
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Nov 6, 2022 01:04
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Borscht posted:9/3/23 1/1/2(023) because 1x1 cannot equal 1
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Nov 6, 2022 01:05
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Of course the next step in their journey is moving to Houston because regressive, seemingly libertarian politics suits them just fine, and the strippers fawn over them as if they were fighter pilots from An Officer and a Gentleman. It will come as a shock when the townies they knock up DON'T WANT to travel out of state for an abortion, and they learn the hard way that the state of Texas out maneuvered them with a honeypot scheme designed to invigorate the economy with a baby boom paid for by tech bro child support. Having recently watched this, wow what a rough lol
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Nov 6, 2022 01:05
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iSimian posted:For sale: baby shoes, $8/mo. thread title
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Nov 6, 2022 01:07
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Lmao what a goddamn baby How do idiots like this get into positions of power
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Nov 6, 2022 01:07
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Hey Elon call us we know a guy
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Nov 6, 2022 01:08
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goatface posted:Testing. On. Live. Testing is for noobs
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priznat posted:Lmao what a goddamn baby Luck and psychopathy.
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goatface posted:Luck and psychopathy. Rich daddy as well
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goatface posted:Testing. On. Live. If you haven't tested on live you haven't really lived tbh
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It’s really just now hitting me that for all the content, the $8/month for a check mark hasn’t actually been implemented yet. Like, he hasn’t even had a chance to melt down over the real thing, this is just his reaction to the reaction of a hypothetical, and there’s a good chance the real melt down is yet to arrive
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Simons: This plague — the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it. Page: Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them for $8/mo
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT FOR $8 A MONTH
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Generals gathered in their masses for $8/month Just like witches at black masses for $8/month
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Nov 6, 2022 01:33
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Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door, for $8/ month!
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Musk is 100% going to just alternate between pissing off one group and pissing off another group to seem like he's unbiased.
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elon, try a google search ...
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