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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Apparently Drake did an interview with a deep fake Howard Stern. If Howard knows who Drake is I'm sure he'll go ballistic whenever he's next on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OGU9XJZIjI

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
took a limo into Boston with some family for a celebration. it was in the mid-70s and the climate control was only spitting out lukewarm air, making everyone violently sweaty. took all my self-control not to ask the driver whether or not this thing had a petcock

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-3WAro5Hg

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug
:allears:

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

OPEN AND SHUT CUT AND DRY AIR TIGHT

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I have been going through the backlog of Conan's podcast and his discussion with Howard is the best, most A+ Howard time I have ever heard: https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/conan-obrien-needs-a-friend/episodes/howard-stern
Nothing shockingly new as a lot of it is his insecurity, but more honest than I have felt he has shared on his own show. I actually left it feeling less upset about him censoring his old self (though Conan basically urges him not to) but he also shares that his current will (at the time of the recording) calls for his archives to be destroyed at his death which is very wrong (and likely impossible).

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I just remembered Gilbert is dead, for like the 10th time. If this post makes no sense I envy you.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

beep by grandpa posted:

I just remembered Gilbert is dead, for like the 10th time. If this post makes no sense I envy you.

yeah....


I've seen posts on reddit where people are putting hotel sized bottles of shampoo and soap on this grave and that make me smile.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Bonzo posted:

yeah....


I've seen posts on reddit where people are putting hotel sized bottles of shampoo and soap on this grave and that make me smile.

I saw the same thing and it brings me so much joy. Plus I guarantee he'd love it as well.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Apparently Drake did an interview with a deep fake Howard Stern. If Howard knows who Drake is I'm sure he'll go ballistic whenever he's next on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OGU9XJZIjI

Howard absolutely hates mistaken identity stuff. He can't even watch it in films. So this is kinda lol

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
that's not a deepfake someone just edited a bunch of Howard's questions from other interviews together. c'mon son

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

DangerDummy! posted:

Howard getting grossed out with Sal's Robin songs was always great. I cannot remember the song for the life of me, but one of them had the line "spread your rear end apart/and make your pussy fart" and Howard got so viscerally upset. It was hilarious.

fake edit: It was "I Wanna Give Robin Anal" to the tune of Calling All Angels by Train.

I like Sal singing about Robin's urine flow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJn2-x-7CUY

"Pussy lemonade" lol

Do they still do any of this anymore? Looked at the date and realized it's from 12 years ago

some bust on that guy fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Nov 7, 2022

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



piss flaps

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

REDBAR INTENSIFIES
i actually prefer the NEW howard stern over the old howard stern

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

barnold posted:

took a limo into Boston with some family for a celebration. it was in the mid-70s and the climate control was only spitting out lukewarm air, making everyone violently sweaty. took all my self-control not to ask the driver whether or not this thing had a petcock

LETS gently caress SOME WHORES!!!!

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Apparently Drake did an interview with a deep fake Howard Stern. If Howard knows who Drake is I'm sure he'll go ballistic whenever he's next on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OGU9XJZIjI

Here is the answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_1gQ8C6tO4

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Lifespan posted:

I have been going through the backlog of Conan's podcast and his discussion with Howard is the best, most A+ Howard time I have ever heard: https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/conan-obrien-needs-a-friend/episodes/howard-stern
Nothing shockingly new as a lot of it is his insecurity, but more honest than I have felt he has shared on his own show. I actually left it feeling less upset about him censoring his old self (though Conan basically urges him not to) but he also shares that his current will (at the time of the recording) calls for his archives to be destroyed at his death which is very wrong (and likely impossible).

I guess he doesn't want his kids or wife making money off him/his show?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

I guess he doesn't want his kids or wife making money off him/his show?

We’ll rebuild the archives from Wushdishmean downloads and rogue Todd Packer uploads.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

wesleywillis posted:

I guess he doesn't want his kids or wife making money off him/his show?

I think it’s about ego and control. I don’t think Howard can fathom someone else using and profiting off his content without his consent.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Two Kings posted:

I think it’s about ego and control. I don’t think Howard can fathom someone else using and profiting off his content without his consent.

That's what it is. He is hyper concerned about his old content out of context. He is also probably aware there is not a ton of money in his old stuff anyway and he has enough cash that his family will be set for generations.

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

Szyznyk posted:

We’ll rebuild the archives from Wushdishmean downloads and rogue Todd Packer uploads.

Pretty sure I have a bunch of old Howard TV eps from in the hey day on an old HD somewhere.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Was on my way to my site this morning and saw two deer boning by the side of the highway.

I guess that buck smelled that hot doe pussy and couldn't resist.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
This is a fantastic playlist of ETM from the early Sirius years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnOuoUAOSCM

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Nov 9, 2022

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Szyznyk posted:

We’ll rebuild the archives from Wushdishmean downloads and rogue Todd Packer uploads.

And whatever we can't find we'll rerecord ourselves in the style of the homocop fiasco

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
If Howard ever retires who among the staff will attempt to cobble together a show to leech of his legacy?

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Two Kings posted:

If Howard ever retires who among the staff will attempt to cobble together a show to leech of his legacy?


Sal & John Hein

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Ralph will totally cash in.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Follow the money (or those that need it). Ralph for loving sure because his star loving days have likely already ended. Sal is likely. Richard is possible but he wouldn't talk any poo poo. Hein is old enough with some cash that I doubt it. Who knows what Benji would do. I think JD is possible too. Much of the "back office" would likely be able to parlay in to careers elsewhere.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
How much money do you guys think Sam Simon left Ralph in his will?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
No money, just points on The Simpsons. Wait, those are worth what?!?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Who is this Homer Simpson, Robin

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

I can't see Ralph doing a show or a tell-all book or something because that would require effort and Ralph can't do anything that requires more than four seconds of work.

Also I can't tell if Ralph even needs the money. Other than being Howard's lackey he hasn't had a job in decades but he seems to survive regardless.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
There was a time in my life where Ralph's lifestyle seemed interesting but as I get older it just seems really sad.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

EngineerJoe posted:

Sal & John Hein

Sals "comedy" career is done when Howard retires. He will try to put out a phony phone call album and probably try a podcast.

John Hein is a rich nerd because of TV guide.. John Hein's now a freakin' millionaire. He sold jump the shark and you know whats funny? This great big dork now has gently caress you money. Hes a rich nerd, a rich nerd.....yahhhhh hes a rich nerd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KSfQM_PrVc

Honestly the one person I think COULD have good info and stories is Will.

I think Will, Gary, Jason and most other "segment producers" will be able to find work on other shows. There is so much content being created right now that even someone like JD with like 15 years with Stern will allow him to get another gig.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Ralph easily has the best tell-all book in him as he's the person who is closest to Howard in his personal life. I also think Howard will indefinitely keep him on the payroll for that reason, even after the show ends, just to keep him happy. The only way we get the book is if Howard dies and Ralph needs money, and I can easily see Howard outliving Ralphie Cakes.

Benjy is homeless within a year after the show ends.

The producer types should all easily find work, Richard will go back to making music and will probably go on the Patreon tit for the rest of his life. Gary should be able to retire at this point with his teen anal collection.

Sal is homeless within six months after the show ends.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Benjy can go live in his vortex.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
My prediction is:
-This actually is Howard's last contract. The show as it stands today will end December 2025.
-Howard 101 will stay active for at least a few years beyond that just playing clip shows and commentary. At best there might be some limited, cheap original programming with Howard staying as a "producer." This will keep some of the staff employed and allow Howard to still feel like he is involved.
-Conan becomes SiriusXM's comedy/talk radio figure with regular shows and potentially moves to 100 (I just saw he announced yesterday he is launching Conan 106 next week).
-Fred and Robin fully retire. Howard basically retires. Gary retires outside of maybe hosting something from home on 101. The majority of the show's writers/producers just move on to new projects. Sal and Richard team up with a successful producer (Yucko?) and develop a raunchy animated series for a streaming company. Benji finds a job as a writer elsewhere, but never really lands and ends up just retiring soon after the show's end and lives in a studio apartment the rest of his life.
-And this:

DeadBonesBrook posted:

Ralph easily has the best tell-all book in him as he's the person who is closest to Howard in his personal life. I also think Howard will indefinitely keep him on the payroll for that reason, even after the show ends, just to keep him happy. The only way we get the book is if Howard dies and Ralph needs money, and I can easily see Howard outliving Ralphie Cakes.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Howard will certainly outlive Ralph

but not artie

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I can't imagine The Sal Show or any kind of podcast being worth a poo poo. He comes up with some decent bits but most of the comedy he provides comes from people ragging on him and making fun of him. Richard seems like he could parlay something weird out of the show with strange interviews and odd things like Inside the Porn Actors Studio. Hell, he can just go land a gig as a loving drummer for that matter because he's quite good.

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I wouldn't read an entire book by Ralph but I would LOVE to hear him finally come clean on the whole "putting condoms on the list of stuff to buy" fiasco back when they were filming Private Parts. No way he did that as a joke, give me a break.

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