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I'm fairly out of touch and old (certainly older than the world's youngest Garfield franchisee), and I have no clue how you mix up Aaron Carter and Machine Gun Kelly.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:to be fair if you had to make a list of celebrities expected to die in a bathtub MGK is probably at the top of that list. Probably. For sure. I could absolutely see people not really knowing either of them but Nathen seems... obsessed with this kind of thing.
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Dead celebrities' estates should trust only eGeez to market their dead celebrity bathwater.
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I think the only reason Disney even contacted him was to make sure his scheme didn't step on their toes Disney rep: 'Mr Nathan, do we have to slap a cease and desist on you?' Nathan: 'LOOKS EVERYBODY I AM NOW DOING BUSINESS WITH DISNEY!@!!!@!! EGEEZ RULES THE WORLD!!@!'
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Binary Badger posted:I think the only reason Disney even contacted him was to make sure his scheme didn't step on their toes We'll find out if this was the case in 12-18 months when he rambles to some niche Ontarian news site about how he did this on purpose to "jumpstartifact e-lations with the Disney brandglomerate"
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im saint germain posted:We'll find out if this was the case in 12-18 months when he rambles to some niche Ontarian news site about how he did this on purpose to "jumpstartifact e-lations with the Disney brandglomerate" Seriously, with linguiskilz like that, you should apply for a job at Egeez. Of course Nathen won't pay you, but you'll be fully satisfied knowing you're serving the claimed world's youngest ex-Garfield franchisee.
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im saint germain posted:"jumpstartifact e-lations with the Disney brandglomerate" BigBadSteve posted:linguiskilz You guys are killing me lol
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Brandglomerate is a dangerous word, delete this immediately and pray it never returns I am starting to think Nathen is the missing link between current standard English and the Mad Max dialect "Don't let your brandglomerate's wordstuff be coopted! That's worse than bootleg guzzoline. Make sure you does The Tell yourself, with Egeez." #Pigsticker #Gyrocopter #Dogs #Tina Turner
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try the new Garfield brand frozen farm2plate unfuktables
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Feline Mind Meld posted:try the new Garfield brand frozen farm2plate unfuktables Lol
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https://twitter.com/hepcatsector/status/1589486406996733954 he fuked the cat
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love to read unspoilered and untagged posts about horrific animal abuse 
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tw: mention of animal abuse
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Elephant Ambush posted:love to read unspoilered and untagged posts about horrific animal abuse It’s fake People are laying into Elon over his garbage opinions on what counts as a trustworthy news source
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Sherbert Hoover posted:https://twitter.com/hepcatsector/status/1589486406996733954 N..no
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cat fucker elon musk truth is subjective. p sure he hosed a cat
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I asked the cat in question. They said it was all true. Cat was dead but I just used an ouija board as that's the kind of brilliant journalist type person I am.
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Why must Musk be like that? Why did Musk gently caress the cat?
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Frank Frank posted:Why must Musk be like that? No one knows, but he's not done, For I just heard, he's hosed another one
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would you gently caress it here or there? love me, don't leave me, anywhere
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Elon desperately PMing Shane Dawson for cat loving denial advice.
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What will poor Nathan Garfsplosion do when twitter crashes and burns into such obscurity even GarfieldEats is more relevant? 
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Poil posted:What will poor Nathan Garfsplosion do when twitter crashes and burns into such obscurity even GarfieldEats is more relevant? Time is obviously ripe for a garf related social media platform.
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onlyman, the new social media for garf no no, it's like on-lie-man
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dr_rat posted:Time is obviously ripe for a garf related social media platform. GarfieldTWEETS
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This is exactly the type of expert advice you want from a middleman agency promoting your product (not). Even if it's no doubt in response to a legal threat.
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Phucket,
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"Phucket" I don't understand his use of these minced oaths that are still basically the actual swears. If I were him I'd make "fork it" my thing as a callback to Fork Jail and make it hopefully seem less insane. Also it's very funny that the World's Only Licensed Marketplace or whatever, literally the first thing he does is copyright infringement.
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 Finally, I can get the hottest merch on the planet, DEADPOOL STICKER, for only $99.99 Canadian Dollars / $74.50 Freedom Buxx.
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Even if he did stand a chance at getting a single licensing deal (he doesn't), he'd blow it with all the cutesy "not-swearing" and other unprofessional poo poo he's got all over the actual egeez website. Especially since he's talking about cartoons. Dude is seriously deluded.
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Blue Moonlight posted:
Listen, pal! Freedom isn't free!
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Egeez posted:Close your eyes.
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It's like he wants to position himself to be the brand official version of wish or aliexpress without realizing that the whole reason those sites make money is they don't sell licensed poo poo. If you want Dornald Dunk lingerie you go to wish or Ali because they will do poo poo like that and sell it for 8 bucks when it costs 12 cents to make. Egeez ain't getting a deal to sell Donald Duck without getting screwed on costs. I just don't know what his loving brain is thinking. Guess I haven't had arabiolosis yet
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Genius marketing moves: pitch your platform as a place of last resort and violate copyright to show how committed you are to protecting shareholder IP rights. Phucket!
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Maybe he's just planning a trip to Thailand!
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ay yo phucket
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