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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Capt.Whorebags posted:

Spotted at work, stick em in your ear.


Dance all night.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Rust Martialis posted:

Large dongs in aspic

Good name change, right there.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Inceltown posted:

It just looks like an instagram farmer packshot of their chicken and quail eggs though. Cuckoos usually eat the eggs in the next their dropping their kids off at to reduce competition / get nutrition.

No, Inexplicable Humblebrag is doing that thing where they poo poo up a thread by posting random poo poo. This is about the sixth time they've done it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Yeah please stop it Inexplicable Humblebrag.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

if a basket of eggs has poo poo up the "post things that have two curves and two straight lines" thread then you need better threads

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

if a basket of eggs has poo poo up the "post things that have two curves and two straight lines" thread then you need better threads

Alternatively Inexplicable Humblebrag need a more interesting life

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Megillah Gorilla posted:

No, Inexplicable Humblebrag is doing that thing where they poo poo up a thread by posting random poo poo. This is about the sixth time they've done it.

oh no

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Fun fact: this is not what they call “corn smut”.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
There are some even better photos of those glistening plants.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Megillah Gorilla posted:

No, Inexplicable Humblebrag is doing that thing where they poo poo up a thread by posting

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Yeah yeah we've all seen the gif

TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak
https://twitter.com/NewHanoverCo/status/1590437920812531712?t=TZYHdp2Y5CTTn2dc6TQEcw&s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
WHAT UP!!!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Why not both?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Whooping Crabs posted:

Why not both?

I think that was a punk band in the 90s

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No that was earlier, and about the kid. "Angry inch" or something

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1590706887082713088

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mmm well usually people celebrate fertility with the image of the blessed phallus but I see no reason not to use testicles as inspiration too.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



They are turkey waddles, yeah that's what they are

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand posted:

Mmm well usually people celebrate fertility with the image of the blessed phallus but I see no reason not to use testicles as inspiration too.

"May you have a long and satisfying pee"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So which of these firms up my dilz?

Asking for a friend.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Thermodynamics go ~boooooooooooingoingongoingoooingoingoinnnngggg~

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

these are the cookies of my people

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


They look delicious, but unfortunately I'm allergic to nuts

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009




Are they filled with lemon juice?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!






(Thank you DipesXP for that photoshop phriday in 2002 that I've remembered for 20 years :shepface:)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Zil posted:

They are turkey waddles, yeah that's what they are

Gobble gobble

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1591257890278772738

:o:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

This is why I preach Christianity.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Toad the wet sprocket.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Maybe I’m just broken, idk

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Snowy posted:

Maybe I’m just broken, idk



too many rings, no hands, 3/10

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007



This is a screenshot from the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once, from a scene where an IRS auditor is displaying her "Auditor of the Month" awards.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



This is a screenshot from the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once, from a scene where an IRS auditor is displaying her "Auditor of the Month" awards.

I haven’t watched it but from everything I’ve heard that must be intentional

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
There's literally a scene 20 minutes later where two characters fight over using it as a buttplug.

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