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EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG


if this was a mature industry that actually mattered to the populace at large, this deal would get blocked by antitrust and competition authorities lightning fast

instead, it's just economy of scale and synergy in fleecing nerds

edit because this is a lovely snipe:
could you imagine this the other way around? cz having the grace of saying 'no, it's all good, we were still friends' after having sbf unchain a bank run and trashing his company so they could buy it at a bargain? i don't think so

EricBauman fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Nov 8, 2022

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

One step closer to complete decentralisation.

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
Otoh having the entire industry's eggs in 1 basket exchange has a higher likelihood of big future comedy

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1590013615897477121


loooooooooool binance signed a "non-binding letter of intent" which is exactly as binding as you would think from the name, is publicly trumpeting that fact, after forcing FTX to admit it is illiquid/insolvent

this transaction is never happening FTX gonna collapse

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

infernal machines posted:

what possible due diligence could you do that would result in the sale going through?

The sticks that are propping up the corpse of the crypto industry are rapidly disintegrating, but they’ll hold longer if bundled together. It’s obvious from the outside, I can only imagine how glaring it must be to the few people who access to the actual numbers behind these “exchanges.”

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

i must say i really approve of binance very visibly shoving FTX off a cliff and then offering to buy them all for, presumably, peanuts


and then shoving them off a cliff again with the obvious intent to take back most, if not all, of the peanuts

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

infernal machines posted:

what possible due diligence could you do that would result in the sale going through?

due diligence? what the hell is that?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Unless they put the LOI on blockchain, it doesn't count.

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG
binance is clearly doing this because ftx was moving more toward the 'actually, just regulate us so we won't go to prison in four years' point of view, and that simply wasn't acceptable to binance

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
non-binding LOL

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i guess they don't call it a "letter of maybe"

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

IOU 1 butt

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

due diligence? what the hell is that?

i think its what #include means

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Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
well ok but what does #include mean?

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG
https://twitter.com/alexhern/status/1590018392563814401

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
you gotta make a statement of intent :toot:

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

everything is fine, funds are safe, and that's why we're selling ourselves to our largest competitor

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Toilet Rascal
they've even halted withdrawal to make sure the funds can't go anywhere and are extra safe

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Boxturret posted:

non-binding LOL

the intent is not binding but the lols are binding

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

evilweasel posted:

https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1590013615897477121


loooooooooool binance signed a "non-binding letter of intent" which is exactly as binding as you would think from the name, is publicly trumpeting that fact, after forcing FTX to admit it is illiquid/insolvent

this transaction is never happening FTX gonna collapse

idk, i would be unsurprised if the only reason why binance gets into this is because they think the uncontrolled failure of ftx would bring them down. the "non-binding" mostly theatre to not make that fact too obvious.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

idk, i would be unsurprised if the only reason why binance gets into this is because they think the uncontrolled failure of ftx would bring them down. the "non-binding" mostly theatre to not make that fact too obvious.

binance spent the past few days loudly announcing ftx was insolvent triggering this bank run

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


the dudes name was literally “bank man”, the fact that all these crypto people did not see that as a way too on-the-nose red flag is just more evidence that satire is dead to them

https://twitter.com/philiproulx/status/1590019569124524032

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
sam bankman, the worst death stranding character

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
too subtle for that

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
letter of intent(-ish)

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

due diligence? what the hell is that?
everything is on the blockchain, duh

Bluecobra
Sep 11, 2001

The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades
what happens to the ftx arena? are you even allowed to say bi in florida?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Paladinus posted:

I want Bitcoin to be dead.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
waving my dd

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Not just Bankman, Bankman-Fried.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
so hang on. im confused - is bitcoin pikachu or mewtwo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Hammerite posted:

so hang on. im confused - is bitcoin pikachu or mewtwo

It's Garbodor.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

I'm imagining four crypto currency exchanges on the edge of a cliff

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Toilet Rascal
i'll say this for the crypto as pokemon thing: at least it's not loving harry potter

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

evilweasel posted:

https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1590013615897477121


loooooooooool binance signed a "non-binding letter of intent" which is exactly as binding as you would think from the name, is publicly trumpeting that fact, after forcing FTX to admit it is illiquid/insolvent

this transaction is never happening FTX gonna collapse

lol

F1 is gonna look like goddamn starfox on the SNES at this rate, for the folks who don't remember, that means "just huge blank polygons everywhere instead of sponsors"

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


FAUXTON posted:

lol

F1 is gonna look like goddamn starfox on the SNES at this rate, for the folks who don't remember, that means "just huge blank polygons everywhere instead of sponsors"

its ok there's only one race left of the season, since supporters of brazil's covid-incarnate ex-president are apparently trying to get brazil called off by blockading interlagos

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
well, which letter was it? P?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Oops! Someone at Coinbase fell over the router cable.

https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1590052567111041026

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
wow what a coincidence, this has never happened before though so I'm sure it won't be a problem

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aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


gschmidl posted:

Oops! Someone at Coinbase fell over the router cable.

https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1590052567111041026

crypto is so cool

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