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Chill Monster posted:I am fairly sure that since Musk used Tesla stock as collateral for the loan, he would be on the hook if Twitter defaults on that loan, though I could be wrong. there's two different loans in play. (more than two, but two big ones) one was taken out by the holding company that elon bought twitter with. that's the one secured by tesla shares one was taken out by twitter itself and is secured by twitter assets (what assets? who knows) both have to be paid back. the 1 bil annually is just for the loan twitter took out. the other one probably has lower interest payments because it's secured by real assets
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quote:I grew up in a Christian cult (rules for girls: no pants, makeup or jewelry, no TV, no secular music... it was a very small/insular community) this is just called being Pentecostal. Still glad she's out but "cult" lol
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Musk just iterating on the car pre-order/FSD 0% interest consumer loan scheme lol. He's got nothing else.
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Gorman Thomas posted:Musk just iterating on the car pre-order/FSD 0% interest consumer loan scheme lol. He's got nothing else. he also has his tube fetish but twitter offers no way to indulge it
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taco show posted:https://twitter.com/xaviersonline/status/1589580085086289924?s=46&t=b1ej7N8E6PqUCcnkNIN9Qw http://twitter.com/dril/status/560972275022045185
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Luigi Thirty posted:don't worry folks we have a solution to the twitter cash crisis was Elon looking at all those “double your Bitcoin” scams using his name and thinking “you know what? I can do that”
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Private broken now: https://twitter.com/CT_Bergstrom/status/1590209737240772614
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Jonny 290 posted:this is just called being Pentecostal. Still glad she's out but "cult" lol it really does read like she's just talking it up a bit in contrast the guy i knew that actually was in a legit cult was heavily pushed to give his kidney to a random stranger
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There is bunch more musk jibberish from that twitter spaces call he did. https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590413194069446656 https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590415444229656576 https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590418100243292160 https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590420516757655552
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Lain Iwakura posted:https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590409080673566722 the something awful business model
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I hope he likes chargebacks Payment processors love them
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raminasi posted:i've met more than one person who got out of a cult but clearly never repaired some of the damage it did them same but with religion in general
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Lain Iwakura posted:https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590409080673566722 Elon doesn't know what a chargeback is. Elon doesn't know that a scam only needs to make $9 for every $8 it spends on verifieds. Elon doesn't know those looking to do things much more heinous than theft will use verifieds to do things the site will never catch because the results will be off site and IRL. He. Knows. Nothing.
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Lain Iwakura posted:today is the one-year passing of lowtax 
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Ultraklystron posted:Elon doesn't know what a chargeback is. hell yeah
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so yeah he wants to turn twitter into tiktok because he understands payments and not advertising. like this is a valid thing and i've always said that this is what twitter should do, just sell site features. The only trick is that this in no way will ever be worth anything near 44 billion dollars. Frankly I'd be surprised if it was worth 1 billion dollars.
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If you include meth-adjacent pharmaceuticals then yes, almost certainly.
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rotor posted:so yeah he wants to turn twitter into tiktok because he understands payments and not advertising. he literally wants to turn it into a bank. filed with fincen even quote:The social media company last week filed registration paperwork to pave the way for it to process payments, according to a filing with the Treasury Department’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network, or FinCEN, which was obtained by The New York Times. The move comes as Mr. Musk seeks to transform Twitter after purchasing the company last month for $44 billion. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/09/technology/twitter-payments-business.html
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lol, he thinks twitter is a software company
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like 20 years later and he's still just mad Thiel kicked his rear end outta PayPal for trying to move the servers to Windows.
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Beeftweeter posted:lol, he thinks twitter is a software company
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Ultraklystron posted:like 20 years later and he's still just mad Thiel kicked his rear end outta PayPal for trying to move the servers to Windows.
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Cold on a Cob posted:it really does read like she's just talking it up a bit As an 11-year-old I was encouraged to donate my allowance to our guru as a "love offering" (Not by my parents, fortunately, but this may be part of the reason that they were never granted the honor of the guru assigning them a new name)
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Beeftweeter posted:he literally wants to turn it into a bank. filed with fincen even yeah but like for direct impact on twitter i think its turning it into onlyfans which makes sense but in no way will that ever be worth anywhere near 44bn.
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Lain Iwakura posted:today is the one-year passing of lowtax And yet his spirit lives on
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anyway it's hilarious that its finally obvious that he's turning his back on the ad industry which is the only thing that could have made him his money back, and its extra hilarious because he's doing so because he couldn't be fuckin bothered to ask anyone who knew what they were doing and had to do everthing himself.
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rotor posted:yeah but like for direct impact on twitter i think its turning it into onlyfans which makes sense but in no way will that ever be worth anywhere near 44bn. i'm not seeing it really. i mean i suppose they could start charging subs to access content, but that will literally kill the platform (i realize that's not necessarily a deal breaker for elon. i just don't see how it'd work)
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Beeftweeter posted:lol, he thinks twitter is a software company
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Beeftweeter posted:i'm not seeing it really. i mean i suppose they could start charging subs to access content, but that will literally kill the platform (i realize that's not necessarily a deal breaker for elon. i just don't see how it'd work) No, here's the Digg Moment: https://twitter.com/somebadideas/status/1590429349701787648 Verified view by default.
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rotor posted:anyway it's hilarious that its finally obvious that he's turning his back on the ad industry which is the only thing that could have made him his money back, and its extra hilarious because he's doing so because he couldn't be fuckin bothered to ask anyone who knew what they were doing and had to do everthing himself. he is so amazingly stupid
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