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GABA ghoul posted:Good news everyone, this morning I turned Twitter into a socks company! Production in Bangladesh has already started, you are all fired! Goodbye I could at least get some good use out of $8 socks.
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Unperson_47 posted:
Nothing. It means nothing.
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Nov 9, 2022 21:51
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Unperson_47 posted:
Remember NFTs? lol
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Most (all?) of the time Kirkland brand is just literally name brand stuff that is relabeled. costco requires them to prove it's at least 1% better than the normal stuff in some aspect, so there's a slight difference (this is likely to prevent kirkland brand from just being factory seconds).
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Nov 9, 2022 21:55
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Ah yes, the (Bitcoin) wallet inspector hustle. First as farce on the Simpsons two decades ago, now as a hilarious tragedy
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Nov 9, 2022 21:56
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Unperson_47 posted:
You know how you can track data in a database? And how, because it's a database you own you can also correct for errors, make changes at a low cost, clone or migrate the database to different regions to work around other problems like latency? And how generally database access is fast? It's the opposite of that, a really slow distributed dataset that makes it hard to correct for mistakes, so people can maximally scam on it.
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Nov 9, 2022 21:56
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i just keep my money in a pillowcase
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I unironically agree that every tweet should be minted as an Ethereum transaction. I think it would greatly improve my enjoyment of Twitter.
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Nov 9, 2022 22:01
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Tunicate posted:costco requires them to prove it's at least 1% better than the normal stuff in some aspect, so there's a slight difference (this is likely to prevent kirkland brand from just being factory seconds). Hm, didn't know that. That's even better 1% better, exactly.
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Chainclaw posted:You know how you can track data in a database? And how, because it's a database you own you can also correct for errors, make changes at a low cost, clone or migrate the database to different regions to work around other problems like latency? And how generally database access is fast? Relational databases are for losers lol!
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Nov 9, 2022 22:03
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Craig K posted:https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590409080673566722 Elon, let me introduce you to Seraph. I’m sure you’ll have a lot to talk about
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Nov 9, 2022 22:05
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Nobody tell him about stolen credit cards.
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Nov 9, 2022 22:07
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or that many of the impersonators are running scams which can easily pay for the accounts they use to bring in marks
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The Pirate Captain posted:Nobody tell him about stolen credit cards. He knows about it. If anything, I have no doubt he is very much in favor of people with very disposable income spending on his products/services. Now, if someone could get him to tweet it out loud during one of his manic stupors, then things could get very interesting.
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Nov 9, 2022 22:10
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repiv posted:or that many of the impersonators are running scams which can easily pay for the accounts they use to bring in marks a scam that brings in more than $8? Okay Mr Buffett some of us are a bit realistic about our business models
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Nov 9, 2022 22:12
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Aramis posted:He knows about it. If anything, I have no doubt he is very much in favor of people with very disposable income spending on his products/services. Now, if someone could get him to tweet it out loud during one of his manic stupors, then things could get very interesting. Chargebacks are a bitch, and at some point payment providers stop working with you. Like, stolen credit cards are not free money. Thieves needs to convert them into something else before they get discovered.
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Nov 9, 2022 22:13
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Unperson_47 posted:
Nothing, its Crypto grifter bullshit.
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It's also supposed to be a subscription, you aren't losing $8 to have to reapply, you were going to be out that $8 for NEXT month anyway.
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Nov 9, 2022 22:14
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Twitter invented the verified standard that every major social media since 2009 site has cribbed, and Elon scrapped it on a whim 
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Cthulu Carl posted:LMAO, she pulled an 80-hour week and slept in a loving conference room for this The blue checkmark is for $8/mo accounts. The azure checkmark is for previously verified accounts The cornflower checkmark is for official accounts The periwinkle checkmark is if Musk thinks you're a LOSER!
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Just like in something awful permanent banning a user means they'll never come back.
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Loving twitter's new motto: Move fast, do dumb things
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anyway it is absolutely loving hilarious that elon musk is burning large chunks of his fortune to learn the same lessons lowtax learned in 2003
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Verdugo posted:The blue checkmark is for $8/mo accounts. the clear checkmark means you're fired Always Be Posting
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Craig K posted:anyway it is absolutely loving hilarious that elon musk is burning large chunks of his fortune to learn the same lessons lowtax learned in 2003 oh i'm sure elon will not learn anything
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SpiritOfLenin posted:oh i'm sure elon will not learn anything ...............yeah you're completely correct
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It gets better https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590444022304497664?s=20&t=jKjGy9T7rSrQi2EQMQGwWg
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Nov 9, 2022 22:50
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Happy Landfill posted:It gets better Michael Scott is running one of the biggest social media platforms on the planet
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Nov 9, 2022 22:53
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Craig K posted:https://twitter.com/nandoodles/status/1590409080673566722 Yeah, someone told Elon that this will get him in trouble with payment processors. Which is why he suddenly wants to get twitter into that business.
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Nov 9, 2022 22:56
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"People won't pay $8 to scam and impersonate" *immediately people pay $8 to scam and impersonate*
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kazil posted:"People won't pay $8 to scam and impersonate" *immediately people pay $8 to scam and impersonate* Surely they will learn their lesson after they lose $8
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Brother Tadger posted:Surely they will learn their lesson after they lose $8 Works like a charm on these forums
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holy gently caress that clown meme is now flagged as "potentially sensitive content" lmao loving forever
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