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that screenshot unfortunately leaves out that the account was verified
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Nov 9, 2022 22:55
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post hole digger posted:that screenshot unfortunately leaves out that the account was verified Let me see if I can do better:  There we go
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Nov 9, 2022 22:57
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elon: "if someone wants to make a million bot accounts, well, wouldn't a state actor have $8 million? well, yes. but here's the problem. they don't have a million credit cards, and they don't have a million phones. thats the actual kicker. there's no way to overcome that." lmao
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Nov 9, 2022 22:58
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gonna be pretty great when twitter’s bottomless hunger for cash and elon’s bottomless need for validation eats his other companies (minus spacex which will probably get bought out by USG / defence contractors long before the the usual moneyed sharks begin circling)
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Nov 9, 2022 22:59
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Nov 9, 2022 23:01
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Beeftweeter posted:elon: "if someone wants to make a million bot accounts, well, wouldn't a state actor have $8 million? well, yes. but here's the problem. they don't have a million credit cards, and they don't have a million phones. thats the actual kicker. there's no way to overcome that." zero imagination. he's so dumb
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Trillhouse posted:zero imagination. he's so dumb
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IAB guy: "we have 700+ brands and what they're interested in is 5 things. scale, relevance, brand safety and suitability, ability to measure bottom line, and ability to have a creative canvas. of those five things, where is twitter today and where are you going to spend your time in the future?" elon: "we're probably not great at any of them. maybe ok at some. we're really terrible at relevance" lmao
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Nov 9, 2022 23:09
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thats around 24:50 i cant listen to this poo poo anymore
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Beeftweeter posted:IAB guy: "we have 700+ brands and what they're interested in is 5 things. scale, relevance, brand safety and suitability, ability to measure bottom line, and ability to have a creative canvas. of those five things, where is twitter today and where are you going to spend your time in the future?" are you loving kidding me lmfao good lord
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Nov 9, 2022 23:10
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Pigbuster posted:are you loving kidding me lmfao good lord
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Nov 9, 2022 23:12
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Pigbuster posted:are you loving kidding me lmfao good lord i missed a "maybe ok at some" actually lmao
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Nov 9, 2022 23:12
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coming around on Elon musk. he's cool lmao
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Nov 9, 2022 23:12
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Beeftweeter posted:IAB guy: "we have 700+ brands and what they're interested in is 5 things. scale, relevance, brand safety and suitability, ability to measure bottom line, and ability to have a creative canvas. of those five things, where is twitter today and where are you going to spend your time in the future?" Ad dollars burning like a tire fire.
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Nov 9, 2022 23:16
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Beeftweeter posted:shot: Umm, doesn't Apple still take a 30% cut off any in app purchases? This is like an onion of dumb only the tears are from laughing.
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Nov 9, 2022 23:18
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so it was obvious he heard like 2/5 of those and yes i'm still listening to it for you jerks elon: "well, its just. there's. when i hear brand safety, what i hear is, i think i'm hearing is, we need to make sure the brand is protected reputationally. with, you know, short term and long term factors. how do we drive sales in the short term but not with something in the long term, that will hurt our reputation. so, we have to, you know, long term and short." interviewer: *3 second pause* "...right"
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TerminalRaptor posted:Umm, doesn't Apple still take a 30% cut off any in app purchases? yes, i can't remember where i read it but iirc they're losing $3 on every sub with the hit to ad revenue from half ads plus apple's cut
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Nov 9, 2022 23:20
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the lomarfs are coming too hard FTX is dead. SBF is personally bankrupt apparently. BTC is dumping below 16k. This dumb gently caress is lighting 44b on fire and killing twitter on the platform itself..
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Nov 9, 2022 23:22
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Mick Gordon has been silent for 2 years about the Doom Eternal OST fiasco, and just dropped a massiv turd on id software, including receipts for how much they hosed him. i cant take it all in
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Nov 9, 2022 23:23
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Pigbuster posted:are you loving kidding me lmfao good lord
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Nov 9, 2022 23:24
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ahere we go!
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Nov 9, 2022 23:25
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nintendoofus is a really good username regardless lol
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Nov 9, 2022 23:26
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thank you Beefy [glares at akadajet]
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Nov 9, 2022 23:27
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interviewer: talk about something exciting to you from a product perspective elon: "when someone becomes blue verified, they can download 10 minutes of high def video. it will be expanded to 42 minutes soon and then several hours as we sort of fix a bunch of stuff on the backend architecture. theres a lot of architectural changes we need to do to support videos. but we need to do backend upgrades. we also need to enable monetization of content at a rate that is competitive. then people will post their content on twitter because why not? i don't know. seems like a no-brainer. and then the paid verification system. these people are verified, on the payment system. and you have a balance on your account and you want to send it on twitter, if they're verified, and you want, you want to send money. they can do that. you can send it to twitter or to a bank account. or you can have an extremely high yield money market savings account and then put that money back into twitter. the more useful and the more entertaining it is, the more people will use it." lmao
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Nov 9, 2022 23:27
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okay thats enough lol. that poo poo was like 25 seconds i had to keep backtracking over to transcribe
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Nov 9, 2022 23:28
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Pigbuster posted:are you loving kidding me lmfao good lord
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rotor posted:thank you Beefy [glares at akadajet] it was an equivalent link
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interviewer: can you explain what #include means to you? elon: so i ahem i think everyone here wants to be sort of loved and feel you know accepted in their, their communities, right
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rotor posted:thank you Beefy [glares at akadajet] you might not want to thank me just yet, that poo poo is painful lol
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Nov 9, 2022 23:32
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Beeftweeter posted:interviewer: talk about something exciting to you from a product perspective Thank you for transcribing these, they are amazing Also lol at twitter becoming a bank wasn't a plan/idea(?) he just seemingly backed into it from the startpoint of "users can monetize their videos"
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Nov 9, 2022 23:33
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elon has created an at scale porno booth arcade
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Beeftweeter posted:interviewer: talk about something exciting to you from a product perspective let an ai try finishing replacing some of what he said quote:Interviewer: Talk about something exciting to you from a product perspective. even the ai lowtaxed itself
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Nov 9, 2022 23:37
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Xakura posted:Thank you for transcribing these, they are amazing you can basically hear the thought derail from "talk about a product" -> twitter blue -> it's not ready, but people pay for it -> bank accounts maybe?
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Nov 9, 2022 23:38
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post hole digger posted:nintendoofus is a really good username regardless lol it really is I'm gonna be sad if they get banned.
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Nov 9, 2022 23:38
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nothing like all this poo poo to convince me that i absolutely deserve to win the powerball because i am not nearly as dumb as the dipshits causing tens of billions of dollars in damage
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Pigbuster posted:it really is I'm gonna be sad if they get banned. already gone!
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