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Frank Frank posted:Maybe Jeff can incentivize Seraph, Dare and that dude who fuckin’ loves the Golden State Warriors to go hassle Musk instead of posting here You should go take a look at how bitcoin is doing today if you haven't already. Seraph's probably not posting here again for awhile.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:12
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Frank Frank posted:And then the kid goes, “…named Elon Tusk” Grats, you raised a poo poo poster
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Anora posted:Grats, you raised a poo poo poster I am very proud
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https://twitter.com/hehewaitwhut/status/1590489781502611458?s=46&t=HqekH4KXf7xs14sKvbW29g This is all going swimmingly, I think you’ll agree that Elon knocked it out of the park here.
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Genuine lmao Ngl I really want to make an Eric Trump account and post all of the gators I’m going to wrestle but I don’t want to give Musk $8 Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Nov 10, 2022 |
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Nov 10, 2022 01:17
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/hehewaitwhut/status/1590489781502611458?s=46&t=HqekH4KXf7xs14sKvbW29g When did twitter add those little flairs under the username? Is that a Twitter Blue things from before Musk?
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Nov 10, 2022 01:20
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Yeah those predate musk and honestly they're pretty benign I expect them to be converted ASAP into exclusively quotes from God Twit Ellon
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Nov 10, 2022 01:24
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this is funny when its people making obvious jokes, and theres very obvious bad faith actors who will be snuffed out like people trying to pretend to be major politicians, but shits gonna get dark pretty quick when you get people pretending to be d-list celebrities to try and get access to starstruck teens, or low-level politicians to try and cause local issues. not to mention the twitter security team going after this stuff is overwhelmingly american, itd be easy to imitate, say, a japanese artist or a brazilian musician, even relatively known ones. and i still dont understand what he means by 'democratization,' because even if you take the worst bad faith approach and say he wants random republicans to be able to have a checkmark to make their election conspiracies seem credible, he's just removed all credibility of the checkmark. it seems like he really thought the purpose it served was just aesthetic.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:25
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Endorph posted:this is funny when its people making obvious jokes, and theres very obvious bad faith actors who will be snuffed out like people trying to pretend to be major politicians, but shits gonna get dark pretty quick when you get people pretending to be d-list celebrities to try and get access to starstruck teens, or low-level politicians to try and cause local issues. not to mention the twitter security team going after this stuff is overwhelmingly american, itd be easy to imitate, say, a japanese artist or a brazilian musician, even relatively known ones. You could probably start a war by creating a Hezbollah fake account and saying the right things right now.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:29
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you could probably start a war by creating a fake account for a big minecraft youtuber and saying the rights things right now
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Nov 10, 2022 01:31
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new revenue strategy has some flaws
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https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/1590467990159777794 e:fb
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Nov 10, 2022 01:36
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Revenue gained from trolls: $8 Revenue lost from Nintendo ad deal: -$40M somebody please help me budget my site is dying
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Nov 10, 2022 01:37
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Endorph posted:and i still dont understand what he means by 'democratization,' because even if you take the worst bad faith approach and say he wants random republicans to be able to have a checkmark to make their election conspiracies seem credible, he's just removed all credibility of the checkmark. it seems like he really thought the purpose it served was just aesthetic. As far as I can tell "democratize" is tech-speak for "make worse".
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/hehewaitwhut/status/1590489781502611458?s=46&t=HqekH4KXf7xs14sKvbW29g Holy loving poo poo 
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Endorph posted:and i still dont understand what he means by 'democratization,' because even if you take the worst bad faith approach and say he wants random republicans to be able to have a checkmark to make their election conspiracies seem credible, he's just removed all credibility of the checkmark. it seems like he really thought the purpose it served was just aesthetic. It's fine when he's just taking credit for electric cars that other people designed and built, or when he's pitching terrible single car tunnels to gently caress with public transit, but Twitter is a human product and he's very quickly revealed he has no loving clue how any of us actually work. And that's not an autism thing. More than enough of us here will attest to that. Autism doesn't make you stupid, it just impairs you and has a compound effect if you're already kind-of a dumbass. Elmo's problem is purely a trust fund failson thing.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:41
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This dope can't decide if $8 is super cheap and what people would spend on a latte or too expensive to lose making troll accounts
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Guze posted:This dope can't decide if $8 is super cheap and what people would spend on a latte or too expensive to lose making troll accounts He doesn't value jokes he thinks everyone will think it's lame. Cool Pepsi can have an intern make fake coke accounts and poo poo post on them for $8 a post? worth it.
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Nov 10, 2022 01:45
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mind the walrus posted:Elmo has never had a single relationship that wasn't tainted by his money in some fashion, so he really doesn't have the slightest loving clue what actual human beings want or how they interact. It's worse than this. Elon's money has meant that for his entire life he's been in an echo-chamber reinforcing his wrong views are right, and that he'll always ultimately get his way. So it's not just organically being wrong, he's been doubling-down on it for ages because people told him was right. In his mind, what he's doing now makes sense- it's what he's always done, and it worked. People work the way he thinks, because that's what he's been told. He think he's being the Cool Everyman Billionaire with the common sense solutions, and doesn't realize he's the butt of every joke on Earth right now. Elon Musk is going to become the equivalent for corncobbing that Julius Caesar is for statesmanship, forever. He will be etched into the human psyche eternally- as a dumb rear end in a top hat. lol
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Nov 10, 2022 01:48
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/hehewaitwhut/status/1590489781502611458?s=46&t=HqekH4KXf7xs14sKvbW29g I was a swing voter but now I'm a swinging Democrat voter
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Nov 10, 2022 01:51
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Tiny Timbs posted:Revenue gained from trolls: $8 $8 turns out to be from stolen credit card Revenue lost: -$40,000,008
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Outrail posted:I was a swing voter but now I'm a swinging Democrat voter I'm willing to give him a fair shake.
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Nov 10, 2022 02:03
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So... if they want to drop this feature they'll either have to wait until the end of a month or issue refunds right?
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Nov 10, 2022 02:06
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big black turnout posted:So... if they want to drop this feature they'll either have to wait until the end of a month or issue refunds right? Or remove that part of Twitter blue and have it just make your name blue or something. Which of course will get people upset since they just wanted the blue checkmark and start a class action lawsuit.
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Nov 10, 2022 02:08
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If he has 10 thousand people make parody accounts each month, that's more than enough to absolutely bring down Twitter and make it a wasteland. And that gets him $80k/mo. less than a single months ad spend from a single company that dipped out when he took over. Maybe the reason he became the world's richest man is because he literally doesn't understand money. Like how someone playing poker for the first time is impossible to play well against because they don't understand the stakes.
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Nov 10, 2022 02:10
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Guze posted:new revenue strategy has some flaws I’m sure those few hundred, maybe even thousand, accounts that will lose their $8.- investment will quickly offset the billion plus annual debt payment Twitter is now saddled with. Big W for Elon!
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Nov 10, 2022 02:16
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cubicle gangster posted:Maybe the reason he became the world's richest man is because he literally doesn't understand money. Like how someone playing poker for the first time is impossible to play well against because they don't understand the stakes. But this is actually true. Trust fund kids can take incredible business risks because they know they’ll always have the family money to fall back on or at the very least a job at the family company. There’s a reason that pretty much every startup founder comes from a rich family.
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 you can’t tell the richest man in the world, “No.”There’s a lesson about capitalism in all this, but ain’t no one who needs it is gonna learn it.
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picturing elon tweeting a string of emojis while tears slowly stream down his face
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cubicle gangster posted:Maybe the reason he became the world's richest man is because he literally doesn't understand money. Like how someone playing poker for the first time is impossible to play well against because they don't understand the stakes.
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He only needs about ten million parody accounts to pay $8 before getting banned to service the billion per year debt interest. Business 5d chess genius really if you think about it
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Nov 10, 2022 02:21
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laxbro posted:But this is actually true. Trust fund kids can take incredible business risks because they know they’ll always have the trust to fall back on or a job at dad’s company. There’s a reason that pretty much every startup founder comes from a rich family. Yeah, what I mean is, he still doesn't understand how much a billion is. Thinking $8 can multiply in any way to fill the holes he's made by coming up with the $8. There's a difference between a safety net making for bullish decisions and someone who didn't bother opening a spreadsheet before slapping $44bn down. Money is just meaningless and arbitrary to him beyond more = good.
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Nov 10, 2022 02:22
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lol why did he make it monthly? surely paying for an entire year would have deterred trolls more
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Steadiman posted:I’m sure those few hundred, maybe even thousand, accounts that will lose their $8.- investment will quickly offset the billion plus annual debt payment Twitter is now saddled with. Big W for Elon! Don't forget the advertisers fleeing in droves. Out of curiosity I checked google and ...  lmao
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:
Anyone who thinks this is true should have a chat with Canute and Diogenes.
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Nov 10, 2022 02:30
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big black turnout posted:So... if they want to drop this feature they'll either have to wait until the end of a month or issue refunds right? Just ban every account that bought blue and keep the money. Easy.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/hehewaitwhut/status/1590489781502611458?s=46&t=HqekH4KXf7xs14sKvbW29g gently caress I was reading this while putting the baby to sleep and now I woke her up laughing manically great going rear end in a top hat
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Gros Tarla posted:gently caress I was reading this while putting the baby to sleep and now I woke her up laughing manically The liked by .. Nude Gingrich (official) really put it over the top for me
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