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soggybagel posted:They already suspended the account? It said parody in the bio and it has "NOT" in the username. Well you see it didn't say "PARODY" in the username or display name and as you know good parody requires you to spell it out 1000% for your audience in order to be funny.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Well you see it didn't say "PARODY" in the username or display name and as you know good parody requires you to spell it out 1000% for your audience in order to be funny. 
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Well you see it didn't say "PARODY" in the username or display name and as you know good parody requires you to spell it out 1000% for your audience in order to be funny. That amicus brief from the Onion turned out to be downright prescient.
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Im glad we have another thread to talk about how much everyone is obsessed with Elon over football.
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Nov 10, 2022 00:30
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Lol cry about it
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Lmao Steelers https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1590489624518234112
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Just the worst people.
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Isn't the new guy endorsed by Rancine? Crazy lame shot
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Diva Cupcake posted:Just the worst people. To be fair (???) I am not sure what exactly you are supposed to do as a spokesperson for that organization. Like, you have a job to do and...well, I guess whoever is doing it just went for it because what else are you supposed to do? (quit, obviously)
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TB and LAC are bad but then woof, the Steelers. Just. Wow.
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GB not the worst, hang the banners
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Grittybeard posted:To be fair (???) I am not sure what exactly you are supposed to do as a spokesperson for that organization. Like, you have a job to do and...well, I guess whoever is doing it just went for it because what else are you supposed to do? Quit and do comms and PR for an apartheid diamond company or someone else marginally more ethical than Dan Snyder. Monsanto? Looming recession and all but find something else.
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The Chargers being 31st should be reason enough to clean house and bring in a new staff.
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I'm surprised Derrick Henry hasn't broken a longer one for the Titans.
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YOLOsubmarine posted:The Chargers being 31st should be reason enough to clean house and bring in a new staff. Herbert has fractured ribs and everyone is dead. What do you expect?
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Ehud posted:
https://twitter.com/RyanWilliamsA1/status/1590498092138528768 Robinson's (the Washington player who was shot's) agent
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Potentially stupid question, but why is the DC AG in charge of investigating a football team in Maryland? Snyder have an HQ / sex trafficking lair within city limits?
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Sono posted:Potentially stupid question, but why is the DC AG in charge of investigating a football team in Maryland? Snyder have an HQ / sex trafficking lair within city limits? Search your heart. You know the answer.
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a neat cape posted:I'm just gonna come out and say what we're all thinking. Are both Bosas online? That was kind of the most interesting draw of this game to me back in the preseason.
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Redeye Flight posted:Are both Bosas online? That was kind of the most interesting draw of this game to me back in the preseason. Nick is fine. Joey is probably out until about Thanksgiving
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a neat cape posted:Nick is fine. drat, a shame. This is so weird, even beyond the Steelers being this outrageous outlier. For one thing, that longest touchdown up there was scored by the Bills against them, as you'll recall. A weird coincidence. But then you have this cluster in the middle where the Eagles and Vikings are tied, the Lions are barely a step back, and all three of them are ahead of the Chiefs. The Chargers being way down that list does indeed make me sad; Tampa Bay makes sense along with not making sense, but what is Tennessee doing that far down? Have they really not had a big blowup run yet this year? Also, that collection of five teams at the 75 mark all of whom range from "struggling" to "atrocious" this year.
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75 yards is "easy", all you need is a touchback on a kickoff and then for the defense to blow a coverage. No surprise there's a cluster there.
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Sono posted:Potentially stupid question, but why is the DC AG in charge of investigating a football team in Maryland? Snyder have an HQ / sex trafficking lair within city limits? I assume because it all stems from a House Oversight Committee probe.
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almost every play that gets more than 15 yards requires one or more huge mistakes to be made. 60 vs 75 is practically the same thing just starting from a different field position, wherein the better offense is likely to have fewer yards to go rather than the opposite
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Redeye Flight posted:drat, a shame. Also the Pats getting theirs from their non-starter (#TeamZappe continues  )
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Cavauro posted:almost every play that gets more than 15 yards requires one or more huge mistakes to be made. 60 vs 75 is practically the same thing just starting from a different field position, wherein the better offense is likely to have fewer yards to go rather than the opposite Sure, but a team's far more likely to start a drive at the 25 yard line because of the touchback thing. Any given season would see far, far more drives at the 25 than at the 23, 24, 26, or 27.
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i don't believe i said anything against your statement, but i will not argue either. i'm confident in my self.
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Cavauro posted:almost every play that gets more than 15 yards requires one or more huge mistakes to be made. 60 vs 75 is practically the same thing just starting from a different field position, wherein the better offense is likely to have fewer yards to go rather than the opposite Yeah, this little stat doesn't say that much outside of the absurdity that is the Steelers. They're just remarkably non-explosive
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I dunno, I'd say they're exploding just fine.
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Grittybeard posted:To be fair (???) I am not sure what exactly you are supposed to do as a spokesperson for that organization. Like, you have a job to do and...well, I guess whoever is doing it just went for it because what else are you supposed to do? They could have fulfilled their job without invoking a harrowing thing that happened to one of their players and is 100% unrelated to this other thing they're responding to, that's a thing that they could have done
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Whoa. He’s not sitting down anymore https://twitter.com/ZacStevensDNVR/status/1590421709521555456?s=20&t=yb3tq7epb5SjKShH9BG4oQ
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Amy Pole Her posted:Whoa. He’s not sitting down anymore I can think of one he didn't 
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Amy Pole Her posted:Whoa. He’s not sitting down anymore “I don’t know exactly what he said. Won a lot of games there without one on my wrist. I didn’t know winning or losing mattered whether you wore a wristband or not,” Wilson said, via Mike Klis of KUSA. It's spicyyyyyyyyyy
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Check his obedience chip. Might be malfunctioning. Not a single broncos country let’s ride
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Amy Pole Her posted:Whoa. He’s not sitting down anymore Tell him he would have gotten an MVP vote if he wore the wristband.
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i told him. I don't know if it was the real russell. there are so many verified unmarked parody accounts. it's very difficult and i'm thinking of quitting
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Having "one on the wrist" is a slang term for having a wank. So that whole tweet just makes me chuckle like a 12 yr old.
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Grittybeard posted:To be fair (???) I am not sure what exactly you are supposed to do as a spokesperson for that organization. Like, you have a job to do and...well, I guess whoever is doing it just went for it because what else are you supposed to do? I'm no PR expert, but I think it's pretty easy to just say no comment instead of trying to preempt the announcement of a forthcoming criminal case against the organization defamation of the AG as some sort of woke crime loving liberal that doesn't care about justice for the player who got shot. Like that's just going out of your way to absolutely gently caress this all up and I doubt anyone with actual PR ability had anything to do with it and it was entirely some right wing shitbag whispering to Snyder on how to neutralize the meuller report.
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