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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

kaleedity posted:

is ron desanctimonious new, that one seems good

roger stone coined it

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Basebf555 posted:

I feel like he didn't reach his full comedy potential until he was in office for a while and realized he couldn't just snap his fingers and do all the poo poo he said he was gonna do. The frustrations with the healthcare thing and then especially the first impeachment made him a more angry poster which has been much funnier.

hes definitely been good about basically having season breaks where he's tired and bored for a while and just punting every decision to his goons. then he'll come firing back with a can of goya beans or a maralago raid

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Schmoe Cwead posted:

roger stone coined it

no wonder it sucks that guy is a bonehead

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
ok real talk:

there were a few r's on the jan 6 committee: is there enough for turmowp to still have to testify even if dems don't have the majority?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!

kaleedity posted:

gotcha, blamin vaxx illness on that one. I remember his previous desantis name sucked

well it's new-ish, like a few weeks, he workshopped it with roger stone apparently

not his best work

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Schmoe Cwead posted:

roger stone coined it

uggh now i feel sicker

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!
https://twitter.com/1929stockcrash/status/1589282144840740865?t=X1sOTjgEGfEPUug5yJPesg&s=19

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

immediate "news" was poison, just regurgitating fascist talking points in 280 character mass-sharable dopamine hits


do a crossword

I think I’m going to learn guitar

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i think my favorite trump tweet is still the DO SOMETHING tweet where he begs jeff sessions to investigate hillary cliton. but there have been a lot of favorite tweets.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

euphronius posted:

I think I’m going to learn guitar

That owns. Guitar is fun. Check out the guitar thread in the musician's lounge if you haven't, they're friendly folks

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

kaleedity posted:

is ron desanctimonious new, that one seems good

he used it a few days ago and it pissed off a lot of republicans lol

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Salt Fish posted:

It's about to be the golden age of something awful when the losers and haters have no choice but to come crawling back.

jeff should give everyone who has an account already a blue checkmark

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

euphronius posted:

I think I’m going to learn guitar

i will also learn guitar. lets do it

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Viss/status/1590851154019483648

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Substandard posted:

Be the change.

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Durf posted:

I DECLARE THE MIDTERMS A GREAT SUCCESS

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

new kind of cat posted:

no wonder it sucks that guy is a bonehead

roger stone is a dead eyed pervert and slimy criminal, basically a david lynch character

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




space force is watching

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1590834285724192768

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

RealityWarCriminal posted:

i think my favorite trump tweet is still the DO SOMETHING tweet where he begs jeff sessions to investigate hillary cliton. but there have been a lot of favorite tweets.

i really figured i'd have a better one by now, but my head and my heart always go back to "barney frank, nipples protruding,"

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
all of the thread tonight

https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1590851280242868225

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Don't learn guitar. Don't destroy your hand with carpal tunnel like I did. Or maybe just learn the right way to play idk

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

CODChimera posted:

i will also learn guitar. lets do it

two baby hartons smdh

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde
my favorite trump epithet is probably still sloppy steve bannon, jjust rolls off the tongue and also trump came up with that while he was supposed to be doing president stuff

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

lol he's so mad desantis is getting attentino

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

DrPossum posted:

ok real talk:

there were a few r's on the jan 6 committee: is there enough for turmowp to still have to testify even if dems don't have the majority?

lol

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Learn the harmonica

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

RealityWarCriminal posted:

i think my favorite trump tweet is still the DO SOMETHING tweet where he begs jeff sessions to investigate hillary cliton. but there have been a lot of favorite tweets.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Taco Duck posted:

Don't learn guitar. Don't destroy your hand with carpal tunnel like I did. Or maybe just learn the right way to play idk

I just want to learn enough to play my wife a love song

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

goddamn I love Mr LilNasX

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

euphronius posted:

I think I’m going to learn guitar

do it and start a jam band with me

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the HAPPY NEW YEAR tweet threatening nuclear war or whatever was an all timer

JHomer722
Jul 30, 2006

And you, you ridiculous people, you expect me to help you.

ArmZ posted:

i loving love "ron desanctimonious"

do you think trump knew that word before someone fed him the line?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
he's going to streisand effect desantis into the white house, it owns

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

DrPossum posted:

lol he's so mad desantis is getting attentino

His plan to not get sued is by being president until he dies. Plus free coke.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



RealityWarCriminal posted:

he's going to streisand effect desantis into the white house, it owns

an italian will never be president

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"
Wrong Answer Ron is colluding with Nasty Nancy and Lyin Liz to steal this election from MAGA! Save us, Mr. President.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Taco Duck posted:

Don't learn guitar. Don't destroy your hand with carpal tunnel like I did. Or maybe just learn the right way to play idk

lol sorry about your poor technique

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

new kind of cat posted:

do it and start a jam band with me

I would if I could

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