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Internet Old One posted:This place has outlived a lot. it's fuelled by the blood of its fallen.
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kazil posted:lowtax lol Holy poo poo. 
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Nov 11, 2022 01:13
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Elon literally posted “I do a lot of crack “ I don’t have a Twitter account so you will have to look it up
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Nov 11, 2022 01:13
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Blarghalt posted:Isn't the FTC like the one regulatory body you never, ever gently caress with under any circumstances?
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Nov 11, 2022 01:14
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Quid posted:Did they at least tell you ahead of time or just let you discover that little chestnut going down the list? They gave me about three months warning I think. Maybe more. I guess they trusted me, as most of my peers got the "can I see you in the office?" and then were escorted out by security.
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euphronius posted:Elon literally posted “I do a lot of crack “ I have some bad news for you about the legitimacy of twitter posts since yesterday
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MikeJF posted:So I know that the US barely has any labour laws and employment contract law, and the 'work from the office NOW NOW NOW' is an attempt to get lots of people to quit without severance, but constructive dismissal is a thing and promissory estoppel is a thing and they've been going 'we have a permanent work from home policy' for three years now and people have made employment decisions and life decisions and moved based on that policy, surely instead of lots of people quitting it's going to be lots of people suing on being forced to quit by the unreasonable sudden employment condition change. They could go on strike and organize. But this is the USA so lol.
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Jillian poo poo posted:This is all a rich vein of lol and lmao, but I kinda feel bad for the employees who are getting hosed over while fuckhead shitposts and pisses away billions of dollars knowing he’ll never face any consequences even if he loses every cent he put in Yeah. I felt kind of OK using Twitter because unlike other platforms they at least acknowledged that social media plays a role in spreading misinformation, harassment, and extremism, and were kinda trying things to fix it. But no, some right wing jackass can't let us have even that, so into the toilet it goes. Hooray capitalism.
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Nov 11, 2022 01:15
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Banks who financed the deal are having a fire sale on the debt lol. Musk should just buy it himself.
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Nov 11, 2022 01:16
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ColdPie posted:. But no, some right wing jackass can't let us have even that, so into the toilet it goes. Hooray capitalism. Yeah 
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kw0134 posted:The FTC fined Facebook 4 billion for lesser violations; violating a consent decree is going to raise hackles. Also courts give amazing deference to the FTC. Don't gently caress around with the FTC. Could the FTC find Musk personally liable since the shift was after his take over?
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Nov 11, 2022 01:19
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https://twitter.com/callmekitto/status/1589407148462964736 I was trying to figure out a way to phrase this but then I saw this tweet and this pretty much sums it up. It's like last day of summer camp or something on my TL with everybody exchanging alternate methods of contact.
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Nov 11, 2022 01:19
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still thinking of the time musk posted his gross monitor and thought "masterbatedone" was a good pun
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Internet Old One posted:This place has outlived a lot. Including its founder Edit: way beaten Happy Landfill fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Nov 11, 2022 |
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Nov 11, 2022 01:27
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Bad Purchase posted:still thinking of the time musk posted his gross monitor and thought "masterbatedone" was a good pun Lol he’s probably all like “beep boop, task completed, time for a keurig, rocket fuel, maximum efficiency, blip blip blip” because HES A loving ROBOT! 
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Sir John Falstaff posted:It may have been nice, but apparently not only is Musk requiring employees to be in the offices, he is also eliminating a lot of the perks of being there: i would recommend stealing a 300 dollar coffee machine on the way out.
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https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/1590785044939177985?s=46&t=cvNxdoeRULRIfii_wespFQ Edit: https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1590865465563557888?s=46&t=Dex5bRuFDPiDjUwskTKXHA generic one fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Nov 11, 2022 |
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pixaal posted:Could the FTC find Musk personally liable since the shift was after his take over?
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generic one posted:https://twitter.com/goldengateblond/status/1590785044939177985?s=46&t=cvNxdoeRULRIfii_wespFQ A comment on this tweet calls it $8chan lol
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pixaal posted:Could the FTC find Musk personally liable since the shift was after his take over? We're in the hell times with enough trump federal judges that might just enshrine this whole "self certify" as canon.
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Nov 11, 2022 01:37
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euphronius posted:Elon literally posted “I do a lot of crack “ He actually said he boofs a lot of crack.
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Nov 11, 2022 01:43
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Musky's stupidity been reminding of JP from Grandma's Boy. Takes self way too seriously, thinks everyone loves him and worships him. Weird socially awkward creep
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Nov 11, 2022 01:44
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Wild seeing even relatively normal and not terminally online Twitter accounts trying to point people where to go when the site falls over. Twitter’s death is mainstream.
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Nov 11, 2022 01:47
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Devor posted:The US largely does not have employment contracts, no. What Is this true
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Omnitrix posted:Musky's stupidity been reminding of JP from Grandma's Boy. Takes self way too seriously, thinks everyone loves him and worships him. Weird socially awkward creep JP was actually good something though
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Omnitrix posted:Musky's stupidity been reminding of JP from Grandma's Boy. Takes self way too seriously, thinks everyone loves him and worships him. Weird socially awkward creep This is spot on. I've seen Musk trying to blend into walls as well.
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Nov 11, 2022 01:49
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Brigadier Sockface posted:What https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/At-will_employment Have fun, I guess
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kw0134 posted:Actually lighting $44 billion on fire would be slower than the loss of equity as Musk puts a pillow over Twitter's face and shushes it until it stops breathing. Holy poo poo. $44 billion in dollar bills is roughly 55,000 cubic meters of dollars. There's a lot of variability in how long things take to burn, though. Dollars are made of linen and if you had a stack of one hundred of them, they'd flake up and separate as they burned, encouraging airflow. But a football stadium full of dollars winds up becoming a charcoal oven just because you can't get any oxygen to the center of it. So are the charcoal lumps at the center of of this mass still dollars? And even if they aren't, it's going to take a few weeks for the pile to either burn away or become charcoal. If we're generous with our estimates, Musk might have about a week left to beat "setting his money on fire". The really hilarious part is I think goons were wildly optimistic with how long they thought Twitter might last under Musk. At this rate, I'd give 50/50 odds of Twitter making it to the new year.
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Nov 11, 2022 01:52
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Please do not give traffic to Guy Mann's twitter
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Nov 11, 2022 01:54
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Twitter needs IKs your welcome elon
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Heath posted:Please do not give traffic to Guy Mann's twitter i don't know who that is, it floated across my timeline
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kazil posted:Twitter needs IKs
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President Ark posted:i don't know who that is, it floated across my timeline A poster so powerfully terrible they have been awarded 300,000 cumulative hours of probation
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Not hard. I think CSPAM l has more moderators than people who use Twitter
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davecrazy posted:They could go on strike and organize. But this is the USA so lol. Also lol at the idea of tech managing to unionise we're all oh yeah dom me harder boss daddy 
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MikeJF posted:Also lol at the idea of tech managing to unionise we're all oh yeah dom me harder boss daddy I have never understood this attitude in this industry. I work with people who fawn over Musk, and I don't get that, either. I made a joke about cryptocurrency the other day and found out one of my teammates is into it... just... how? Why?
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