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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:that's probably gonna leave an audit trail though and even if they do, what are they gonna do? fire you?
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Roosevelt posted:the wildcard outcome from all this is that teslas are going to get to 100% FSD because dumbfuck has been completely distracted with his birdshit moneysink for so long "wow, the quality on the Teslas have really improved, not sure what you did to get the bugs out but kudos to everyone!"
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Roosevelt posted:the wildcard outcome from all this is that teslas are going to get to 100% FSD because dumbfuck has been completely distracted with his birdshit moneysink for so long
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now i really want to know what in that deposition would have been so damaging that this alternative was preferable lmao
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Beeftweeter posted:now i really want to know what in that deposition would have been so damaging that this alternative was preferable lmao dick pics and they ain't impressive or even really normal looking
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i want everyone here to remember one simple fact, which elon has clearly never faced up to: the easiest person on earth to fool is yourself.
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Beeftweeter posted:now i really want to know what in that deposition would have been so damaging that this alternative was preferable lmao
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rotor posted:i want everyone here to remember one simple fact, which elon has clearly never faced up to: the easiest person on earth to fool is yourself. i'm not elon musk, so no
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Shumagorath posted:it would have been deposition THEN this, which is really the only way it could be funnier, but it would have been MUCH funnier too The way this is going, we'll get the deposition during the bankruptcy proceedings.
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Beeftweeter posted:now i really want to know what in that deposition would have been so damaging that this alternative was preferable lmao he thought this is how money laundering works
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Shumagorath posted:it would have been deposition THEN this, which is really the only way it could be funnier, but it would have been MUCH funnier too well, true. but at the same time it would have delayed it a great deal and it's always possible another avenue out would have opened up
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Beeftweeter posted:when he was talking about ads in the employee chat thing he openly admitted he doesn't know much about them and really his only exposure to them is via youtube, and he hates those.
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:he thought this is how money laundering works i really hope his ridiculous faded glory x.com banking thing comes to fruition not just because i'd enjoy trying to find some way to take elon's money but also because he probably thinks fincen is as toothless as other regulators lol. lmao
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Beeftweeter posted:now i really want to know what in that deposition would have been so damaging that this alternative was preferable lmao eight balls, judge. eight. looks like a sack of potatoes. and wait'll you get a load of this dick.
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It was extremely good of him to do this while I'm working out my notice period at the old job. Had plenty of time too be online and watch everything burn.
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Beeftweeter posted:i really hope his ridiculous faded glory x.com banking thing comes to fruition nixon went to china; i can't see why elon couldn't go to north korea. a real untapped market
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Roosevelt posted:eight balls, judge. eight. looks like a sack of potatoes. and wait'll you get a load of this dick. hung like a tuna can
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Beeftweeter posted:how has nobody done a grimes parity account yet the one where she told him to pay child support wasn't parody?
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Roosevelt posted:the one where she told him to pay child support wasn't parody? i think that was the tiny sliver of self-awareness she had left going out with a bang
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rotor posted:its seriously impacting my life, I cannot look away and I can only lmao so much, my A is in jeopardy of actually falling O irl. I have lol fatigue, which is a thing i am only now realizing can exist. ok ok. ok i think the lols are calming down. I need to rest.
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I'm so glad i left twitter years ago. If i was still tweeting i think the last few weeks would have killed me.
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qirex posted:thanks for reminding me that the worlds wealthiest man is too cheap to pay for youtube premium Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:or smart enough to use an adblocker it's like discovering that eminem had no idea there was porn on the internet until 2009
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coming soon back to twitter: lorda and peasants
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Maybe this is self help. The man is unable to log off so he has no choice to tank the company so he can finally know peace.
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Roosevelt posted:remember "no more lords and peasants"? that was 20 minutes ago he meant lord & taylors. since his assistant usually goes it was a shocking development
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reemember when the 140 limit was because that was the max that coudl fit in an SMS or something
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bump_fn posted:reemember when the 140 limit was because that was the max that coudl fit in an SMS or something you could tweet via sms until surprisingly recently i was always impressed by the dedication of twitter to maintining low-bandwidth stuff like that for developing areas of the world where you still pay by the kilobyte.
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Megabound posted:Maybe this is self help. The man is unable to log off so he has no choice to tank the company so he can finally know peace. wow
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bump_fn posted:reemember when the 140 limit was because that was the max that coudl fit in an SMS or something 140 characters, a 14 letter handle of somebody you're replying to, and the @ symbol -> 155 sms cap. yep text 40404
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this isn’t exactly surprising since anyone with a brain should be https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/yrynqm/what_a_dumpster_fire_lol/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf but r/wsb is shorting Tesla en masse
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