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Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


evilweasel posted:

the citation very clearly supports the quote. did you post it without reading the source? bottom of the left column is where the relevant part starts. it states the UN attempted to set up all-korean elections but were blocked from doing so by the soviet union.

Goddamnit I thought it was the regular lie about who started it and who won what.

Wait, no, this is the one that leaves out the South rapidly sliding into dictatorship from go and that always being the plan.

Would have been better to show the decade-long edit war over continued biological warfare.
EDIT: May is before August, it was you.

Big Hubris fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Nov 10, 2022

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Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1590794421418790935

amazing how fast this is burning down

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


I am so used to being the rear end in a top hat that I failed to understand that the person correcting me misread it.

The US held its regional elections first. The lies start in the top left corner.

Big Hubris fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Nov 10, 2022

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Thanks Ants posted:

All efforts to reduce junk messages and scams happening on your platform are commendable, but people fall for iTunes gift card scams all day long because it arrived in an email, where if you posted them a letter or turned up at their door and tried the same thing they'd work out that it was obviously a con. You can only get to a certain level with technology, do people just assume that if it got as far as being displayed on their screen that it's passed through filters and is kosher?

I disagree with your premise. You just see these things happening via email and SMS more because it's cheaper and faster or the scammers.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590757322149998592

https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1590812793787518977

Heck Yes! Loam! fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Nov 10, 2022

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1590810660887461888

Twitter morale must be in the toilet right now, this motherfucker is an absolute joke

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
This is the best thing all year besides top gun Maverick.

I hope that racist nazi blue line factory crashes and burns by Christmas

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Tech Nightmares: I don't know... we all need to be more hardcore.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Musk is dominating the news but SBF is very likely to be the richest person ever sent to prison based on his tweets today.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
God if Twitter and Crypto are crippled husks by the end of the year I'll have a merry Christmas.

uggy
Aug 6, 2006

Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you

DynamicSloth posted:

Musk is dominating the news but SBF is very likely to be the richest person ever sent to prison based on his tweets today.

Can you explain?

Blut
Sep 11, 2009

if someone is in the bottom 10%~ of a guillotine

Owling Howl posted:

No time like the present for Meta or Google to launch a Twitter clone and succeed. I mean it might not succeed but there's probably not going to be a better opportunity to try.

Mastadon has been mentioned in some media articles as the best positioned potential clone replacement at the moment. No idea what its like to use personally though.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


It's incredibly user hostile so won't ever gain traction

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

uggy posted:

Can you explain?

A major crypto exchange has collapsed and when another exchange offered to buy them, whatever the prospective buyers saw during a brief financial review was so insanely dangerous and toxic that they changed their mind immediately. It's pretty likely that regulatory bodies are going to go after the owner of the collapsed exchange.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Thanks Ants posted:

It's incredibly user hostile so won't ever gain traction

"Linux on the Desktop!" except for social media

Magic Underwear
May 14, 2003


Young Orc
Like almost any open source project it is impossibly cryptic and unpleasant to use except for like 2,000 Linux nerds worldwide and the maintainers themselves

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Blut posted:

Mastadon has been mentioned in some media articles as the best positioned potential clone replacement at the moment. No idea what its like to use personally though.

It's kinda poo poo. The way every open source knock off of something else feels.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

uggy posted:

Can you explain?
Here's the thread https://twitter.com/SBF_FTX/status/1590709200665333762?cxt=HHwWhMDS6eHlqpMsAAAA

I really doubt any lawyer told him to both

1) admit fault when accused of embezzling over a billion dollars.

2) blame everything on "internal labelling of bank related accounts"

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Agents are GO! posted:

Tech Nightmares: I don't know... we all need to be more hardcore.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


fool of sound posted:

A major crypto exchange has collapsed and when another exchange offered to buy them, whatever the prospective buyers saw during a brief financial review was so insanely dangerous and toxic that they changed their mind immediately. It's pretty likely that regulatory bodies are going to go after the owner of the collapsed exchange.

Also it seems like somehow this crypto exchange is part of an ouroboros of VC money

https://twitter.com/KateClarkTweets/status/1590795573254557696

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

uggy posted:

Can you explain?

his exchange had $16b of customer deposits and he embezzled $10b of it

thekeeshman
Feb 21, 2007

fool of sound posted:

A major crypto exchange has collapsed and when another exchange offered to buy them, whatever the prospective buyers saw during a brief financial review was so insanely dangerous and toxic that they changed their mind immediately. It's pretty likely that regulatory bodies are going to go after the owner of the collapsed exchange.

Scuttlebutt is that FTX, run by Sam Bankman-Fried, took customer deposits and then lent $10 billion worth to Alameda Research, a trading fund run by *checks notes* Sam Bankman-Fried. Apparently the regressive old fogeys at the SEC frown on this sort of thing.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

thekeeshman posted:

Scuttlebutt is that FTX, run by Sam Bankman-Fried, took customer deposits and then lent $10 billion worth to Alameda Research, a trading fund run by *checks notes* Sam Bankman-Fried. Apparently the regressive old fogeys at the SEC frown on this sort of thing.

Holy lmao, I hadn't seen that yet.

thekeeshman
Feb 21, 2007

fool of sound posted:

Holy lmao, I hadn't seen that yet.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/ftx-tapped-into-customer-accounts-to-fund-risky-bets-setting-up-its-downfall-11668093732

quote:

FTX Chief Executive Sam Bankman-Fried said in investor meetings this week that Alameda owes FTX about $10 billion, people familiar with the matter said. FTX extended loans to Alameda using money that customers had deposited on the exchange for trading purposes, a decision that Mr. Bankman-Fried described as a poor judgment call, one of the people said.

All in all, FTX had $16 billion in customer assets, the people said, so FTX lent more than half of its customer funds to its sister company Alameda.
...

As questions were brewing about FTX’s health on Monday, Mr. Bankman-Fried tweeted: “FTX has enough to cover all client holdings. We don’t invest client assets (even in treasuries).” He later deleted the tweet.

The whole thing is deeply incredible, and it sounds like a whole lot of terrible people are going to eat poo poo.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Levitate posted:

"Linux on the Desktop!" except for social media

If Windows is the Twitter in this analogy then I have news for you.

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

I had an aunt in the bay area die on 11/1 who had lived there since the 70s and begrudgingly hated the tech circlejerk it's become this century. I hope she's smiling (cackling) up in heaven right now.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Big Hubris posted:


Jimbo is a billionaire and doesn't need your money.

I'm not actually able to parse the rest of your post, but Jimbo is only worth $15 mil. That's a chunk of money, but he's hardly a billionaire.

I'm also curious as to why you think he receives any money from Wikipedia at all? He's on the board of trustees, but I didn't see any record of board members being compensated.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

fool of sound posted:

A major crypto exchange has collapsed and when another exchange offered to buy them, whatever the prospective buyers saw during a brief financial review was so insanely dangerous and toxic that they changed their mind immediately.
This is sort of not true, in that while FTX & Alameda's internal balance sheets are almost certainly obviously insolvent scams, the other exchange (Binance) was probably not ever legitimately interested in buying FTX. It was probably a PR thing where Binance is trying to project:
- We are so nice that we're trying to look out for all FTX's customers. Please consider us for all your future unregulated crypto banking needs.
- But shock and horror, we found out that FTX was doing shady things when we did our due diligence! We are appalled! Please assume that this means that we would never do such skullduggery and that our house is in order (no, nobody is allowed to audit us).

Summarized events:
- Sam Bankman-Fried founds and controls FTX, a crypto bank.
- FTX prints a bunch of FunBucks (a crypto token). They have a large pile of them.
- FTX accepts currency deposits. Now they have a large pile of currency and a bunch of debts to depositors
- Sam Bankman-Fried founds and controls Alameda, a standardish finance bro hedge fund type company doing things like speculating on stocks, commodity futures, etc.... As part of his investment, he gives them a bunch of FunBucks
- Alameda goes to FTX and says "We would like a $10 billion loan. We have a big pile of obviously very valuable FunBucks as collateral"
- In theory, Alameda's generates lots of profit with the loaned money and can return currency on demand to cover anyone withdrawing money from FTX
- In reality, they don't.
- A copy of their internal balance sheet leaks on the internet that shows the currency has mostly vanished (they've still got lots of FunBucks though!)
- Binance makes a public statement that because of that sketchyness, they've decided to get rid of all of their FunBucks because they don't have faith in them anymore (Binance and FTX are historical competitors and enemies)
- All of FTX's other depositors also flee while they can. FTX suspends withdrawals
- 24 hours after FX shuts down, Binance says they've reached a non-binding agreement to buy FTX
- A day later, they say "actually, nope"

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The market for all crypto went to poo poo after Binance pulled out. It dragged Binance down too. I seriously doubt they went in with no intention to follow through. It’s very obvious how due diligence could have tanked this deal.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

eXXon posted:

If Windows is the Twitter in this analogy then I have news for you.

It's Apple actually: some other rich rear end in a top hat will buy it and keep it propped up but eventually only clueless rich dorks who care about status will pay for it.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I feel kinda smug that I found some crypto account I forgot about with a few hundred bucks in it and cashed it out immediately before the poo poo going down without knowing. LOL

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Does this FTX thing means I can stop seeing crypto ads/shills everwhere

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Does this FTX thing means I can stop seeing crypto ads/shills everwhere

I'm afraid not, since this is good for bitcoin actually.

The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Nov 11, 2022

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Does this FTX thing means I can stop seeing crypto ads/shills everwhere

No, unfortunately even that annoying seemingly everywhere crypto.com made a statement that they aren't worried. Even though they had $10mil or something lost.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/MikeSington/status/1591034796033323009

lol

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
Musky currently thrashing around like an animal with a paper bag stuck on its head, clueless and completely impotent to solve the problem, and breaking many things in the process.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

PT6A posted:

Musky currently thrashing around like an animal with a paper bag stuck on its head, clueless and completely impotent to solve the problem, and breaking many things in the process.

Don’t defame my dog. He’s very good at getting things off his head with his giant goofy paws.


Unlike Elon.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

PT6A posted:

Musky currently thrashing around like an animal with a paper bag stuck on its head, clueless and completely impotent to solve the problem, and breaking many things in the process.

More like a skunk with a Yoplait cup on their face. There's just no digging your way out of that one.

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!

Humphreys posted:

No, unfortunately even that annoying seemingly everywhere crypto.com made a statement that they aren't worried. Even though they had $10mil or something lost.
No Ponzi scheme ever stops crowing about how awesome of an investment it is until the moment it detonates.

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Humphreys posted:

No, unfortunately even that annoying seemingly everywhere crypto.com made a statement that they aren't worried. Even though they had $10mil or something lost.

Will we get to watch baseball games without all the umps wearing FTX patches?

What about FTX arena?

Will next year's Super Bowl not have a 30 second ad that's just a QR code screensaver?

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