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rndmnmbr posted:I hope the response is a universal "lol okay, triple my pay first." Or "lol okay at $$$ contractor wages," that would be okay too.
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the oracle and alibaba thing they did was pay 450, 500, 600k for certain peeps (who would usually be getting paid like 250, 300, etc) are they gonna do that here? prolly not bob dobbs is dead has a new favorite as of 20:52 on Nov 7, 2022 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:You couldn't pay me enough to go back to that shitshow I'd go back for double/triple and do the absolute minimum while getting paid stupid money while I job hunted for the longer-term place
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FlamingLiberal posted:You couldn't pay me enough to go back to that shitshow You know, we say that, but they guy who would spend $44B on Twitter might actually be able to still scratch together enough money to get me to rearrange deck chairs and play the violin for a year while I take notes for my tell-all best-seller. “Uncle Subjunctive, tell us again about the time the dumb stinky man banned the use of vowels.”
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This is the best possible use of account verification. 
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https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1590794421418790935 I guess the PR people didn’t write enough lines of code to make the cut.
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This is something that the Yes Men would do.
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Investors should give me forty‐four billion dollars. I promise that I will lose less than eighty percent of it in seven months.
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Platystemon posted:I promise that I will lose less than eighty percent of it in seven months. Muskter's Billions. Eh, I'll workshop it.
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For comparison, the Medellin Cartel is reported to have lost ten percent of their annual revenue, or a little over two billion dollars, to physical damage to their cash. I suspect that this was mostly theft and water damage, maybe some fires, but everyone likes to quote the “eaten by rats” statement from Roberto Escobar’s book. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 04:11 on Nov 11, 2022 |
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Is there anyway Musk can go broke from Twitter
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Is there anyway Musk can go broke from Twitter
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It's almost impossible for a billionaire to stop being a billionaire, but I'm open to the possibility that this can be a field Musk is actually a pioneer in.
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https://twitter.com/SpaceXOfficiall/status/1590918313265098752 https://twitter.com/RobIox_US/status/1590710434424041472   This is the funniest Twitter has ever been.
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It’s shocking how every time someone tries extreme libertarianism, they quickly find out that actually some rules are there for a reason. And that you may even need something like, oh I don’t know, a governing body to enforce them.
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fromquote:One engineering manager was approached by Mr. Musk’s advisers — or “goons,” as Twitter employees called them — with a list of hundreds of people he had to let go. He vomited into a trash can near his feet. I hate them dragging our 
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Apparently they finally suspended Twitter Blue new subscriptions
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Trabant posted:from sensible response to goons
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's almost impossible for a billionaire to stop being a billionaire, but I'm open to the possibility that this can be a field Musk is actually a pioneer in. It's funny you mention that. https://www.forbes.com/sites/chasew...mits-to-forbes/ https://twitter.com/FTX_Official/status/1591071832823959552
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There's so much comedy and failure here. Musk's idiotic subscription program with zero due diligence, all to attempt to cover the massive debt he's saddled Twitter with. The Parody accounts themselves. Whatever due diligence the investment companies apparently DON'T have at all. Anything else?
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RagnarokZ posted:There's so much comedy and failure here. The concept of free insulin being a tremendous negative impact to a company instead of a human right?
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Platystemon posted:This is something that the Yes Men would do. They actually had to put effort into their impersonations rather then spend $8 funbux though.
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We were wrong Musk made Twitter good holy ga moley
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I had a professor who made a name for himself by being the first person to seriously propose having stock trading bots monitor twitter posts. I should read his paper to see if he accounted for anything like this happening.
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The Moon Monster posted:I had a professor who made a name for himself by being the first person to seriously propose having stock trading bots monitor twitter posts. I should read his paper to see if he accounted for anything like this happening. I honestly would have considered 4 years of Donald Trump to be a good test run for "If an official account says something dumbfounding, don't immediately act on it, check first" That aside, I'm definitely enjoying the schadenfreude of seeing Twitter slowly disintegrate, as musk screams about throwing more bodies at the problem but cheaply. Calling it, Twitter attempts to outsource to some yes men IT firm in India.
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