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Silly Burrito posted:How much more money does Elon Musk have to lose before he’s forced to be someone’s butler? Even if he lost all of his current stock, holdings, businesses, liquid assets, and crypto overnight, there are enough idiot techbros and grifters out there willing to pay to have him speak at their events to keep him wealthy forever. The only way we're ever going to see him "poor" is if he commits/facilitates enough financial crimes to draw the wrath of the FTC/SEC. Disgustingly rich people generally don't go to prison anyway, but he's so monumentally stupid that he might manage to pull off a Bernie Ebbers (or alternatively, a Kenneth Lay).
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Nov 11, 2022 18:21
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please stop calling him elmo. it's an insult to elmo 
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ilmucche posted:please stop calling him elmo. it's an insult to elmo Pretty sure Elmo touched a kid so yee
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Nov 11, 2022 18:25
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Wasn't Elmo a child rapist or something like that?
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Nov 11, 2022 18:25
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My job is dealing with the share registers of multi national companies and liaising with their CEOs, CFOs, etc. There are many avenues that a Director could go to sell their shares without it having any impact on the share price. They would almost certainly avoid the open market for this purpose.
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Nov 11, 2022 18:26
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I would not be standing as close to that building as those 3 guys are. Don't think those hard hats will do much.
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Nov 11, 2022 18:26
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How much of this undetectable impersonation problem would vanish if twitter switched to a font that didn't have multiple letters that look identical? (I speak in total ignorance here, is the default font the same for everyone or can it be changed at the user end?)
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Nov 11, 2022 18:26
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About how much money can Leon get out of Tesla stock sales before he goes under 50% ownership? Obviously the large sell offs themselves would affect the price, but let's just go with the current price for argument's sake.
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Waltzing Along posted:Wasn't Elmo a child rapist or something like that? wow did sesame street get real dark after it went to HBO?
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ilmucche posted:please stop calling him elmo. it's an insult to elmo One goon did it so now all goons have to do it. Comedy is now legal on SA
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Nov 11, 2022 18:27
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Elmo wants to kill white people.
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Waltzing Along posted:Wasn't Elmo a child rapist or something like that? Youd go to the school oval at midnight and say ELMO 3 times
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goatface posted:Elmo wants to kill white people. based
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goatface posted:Elmo wants to kill white people. He said that in a political way, not a literal way
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How does Elon have time to do anything on twitter or Tesla or spacex when he's spending so much time hitting send tweet in between drinking big steaming mugs of piss?
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Nov 11, 2022 18:30
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It's called multitasking. He can tank Twitter's value at the same time he's tanking Tesla's value
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Drone_Fragger posted:How does Elon have time to do anything on twitter or Tesla or spacex when he's spending so much time hitting send tweet in between drinking big steaming mugs of piss? He's literally iron man bro. On the weekends he hangs out with the hulk and Superman
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CumBlast Radius Jr posted:Pretty sure Elmo touched a kid so yee Technically that's his job 🤔
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THe time he is spending
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Saoshyant posted:Why? How did they even shoot their own foot this time? Do they even have any feet left to shoot? e: oh they're... they're about to break international law by attempting unilaterally revise the northern Ireland protocol that's nice e2: ...and grant immunity to anyone who murdered anyone during the troubles ... lol how about that musk eh??? Splicer fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Nov 11, 2022 |
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Devils Affricate posted:About how much money can Leon get out of Tesla stock sales before he goes under 50% ownership? Obviously the large sell offs themselves would affect the price, but let's just go with the current price for argument's sake. Before Elon bought twitter, he had ~25% ownership of Tesla Then he needed to offload another $4b so now he's at like 18% ownership, by my quick and cruddy math
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They've been trying to work out how to do that for ages. They're still not in a place where they'll get it through parliament.
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Splicer posted:
I first read this as saying Elon is trying to restart the troubles
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Meanwhile, Elon continues to have not learned a goddamn thing https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591121142961799168
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By media elite he means the Jews, right?
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Gubbinal Girl posted:I first read this as saying Elon is trying to restart the troubles
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DaveWoo posted:Meanwhile, Elon continues to have not learned a goddamn thing 
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I do like how his elevating citizen journalists seems to consist of giving the dude 8 dollars and nothing more
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:By media elite he means the Jews, right? With these people when is it ever NOT the Jews?
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Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:He's literally iron man bro. On the weekends he hangs out with the hulk and Superman  DIFFERENT UNIVERSES
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DaveWoo posted:Meanwhile, Elon continues to have not learned a goddamn thing I loving called it. Get ready, kids. The increasingly unhinged conspiracy theories are right around the corner.
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Not journalism: a sourced, researched report on the nuances and considerations to make when developing tax policy. Journalism: standing outside Adam Schiff's office with a camera badgering him about pizza parlor child sex cabals.
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Nov 11, 2022 18:49
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It’s spelled Enterpnurtis dumbass
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DaveWoo posted:Meanwhile, Elon continues to have not learned a goddamn thing My favorite part of this is the guy with the checkmark and Elon's pfp spamming the replies with his shady links
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Above all, Elon wants to devalue journalism so that you can stop reading stories about what an awful employer he is. I'm not sure what happens to good journalists when Twitter eventually dies, but in the meantime we get this. https://twitter.com/ReaIMisterBean/status/1590832469401817090?t=8KunPKnqVJirOPaZaR8ovw&s=19
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kazil posted:My favorite part of this is the guy with the checkmark and Elon's pfp spamming the replies with his shady links there's still tons of these under every single one of his posts
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How long until Elmo is no longer the richest man? Also, I like the idea of forcing a bunch of managers to actually know how to do the jobs of the people they are managing.
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