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Arkham Jim forges a pact with the Old Gods and devours Dwight’s soul.
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 23:51 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 10:16 |
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Aardvark Jim traps Dwight in a childrens tv show populated by anthropomorphic animals who teach specious lessons
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# ? Nov 11, 2022 23:53 |
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Arkham Jim traps Beetman in an asylum for the criminally insane all night. Beetman must slowly collect his gizmos as he confronts the escaped supervillains trapped with him on the island.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 00:03 |
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Arsehole Jim traps Dwight in... well, actually, let's just skip this one
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 00:12 |
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Artist Jim creates an unflattering sculpture of Dwight and places it at his desk.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 05:53 |
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Arachnid Jim traps Dwight in his web and liquefies Dwight's insides with venom. Then eats him.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 07:52 |
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Archaelogist Jim unearths Dwight's beets and claims them for himself, Jim.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 08:24 |
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Arcanine Jim uses Flamethrower on Dwight. It’s super effective! Dwight goes down!
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 09:14 |
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Archangel Jim descends from Heaven, and banishes Dwight to the deepest bowels of Hell.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 09:27 |
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Arboreal Jim screeches from the tree outside Dwight's bedroom window, ensuring Dwight does not get adequate sleep
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 13:11 |
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Arterial Jim's grotesque varicose veins continue to grow in size and number, while his dayglo booty shorts get smaller and smaller.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 15:19 |
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Aardvark Jim eats all the antsin Dwight's ant farm.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 15:41 |
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Jim asks Dwight if he can borrow Machiavelli's The Prince. Dwight, fearing that Machiavellian scheming would make Jim even more dangerous, loans Jim a copy of The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, instead. Unfortunately Dwight's plan backfires when Jim traps Dwight on a tiny asteroid the following week.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 18:06 |
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Annoyed Jim tells Dwight to knock it off.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 18:10 |
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Anarchist Jim blows up Dwight's Car with a self made bomb. Meredith has to go to the cemetery, since she was having Sex with her lover inside. Her lover survived unscathed, but it was Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration. Jim never mugs, its a tragedy for all involved
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 18:31 |
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Archivist Jim misfiles Dwight's marriage certificate so that Dwight is not married in the eyes of the law. When Dwight dies intestate decades later, Angela gets nothing. Jim's corpse smirks in its coffin, Jim having predeceased Dwight by several years.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 18:39 |
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Abraham Jim is commanded by Cosmic Jim to sacrifice his (Abraham Jim's) son. Abraham Jim conspires with Archivist Jim to officially adopt Dwight Schrute. Cosmic Jim doesn't intervene in the sacrifice, as he wants to see where this is going...
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 18:54 |
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Racer Jim "soups up" Dwight's trans-am engine, causing Dwight to crash into an orphanage, also making Dwight lose the beet soup cargo he was supposed to deliver to it.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 19:51 |
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Racism Jim is shunned by the other Jims at the Council. No-one really wants to be associated with him.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 20:29 |
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Radio Jim broadcasts Dwight's sins for all to hear
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 20:52 |
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Arrakis Jim deliberately does not walk without rhythm, as a prank. Lol, giant worm. He flies away in his ornithopter, giving Dwight the finger. The Butcher fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Nov 12, 2022 |
# ? Nov 12, 2022 21:02 |
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Dwight portrays Dr. Demento in the Weird Al biopic. Michael offers to buy out an entire movie theater for the office to enjoy the film, arguing that it is “the most important film of our generation”. All of this enrages Jim, who keeps saying that people need to “go watch DC League of Super Pets”, arguing that “the guy who plays Superman is the best ever”. Nobody cares. On the night of the movie premiere, Jim destroys the theater’s projectors, then blames it on “supply chain issues”. Everyone is forced to watch the movie at home, instead. Jim mugs for the camera and then asks everyone to watch Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan, available on Amazon Prime.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 21:30 |
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Archaeologist Jim digs up Dwight's bones and incorrectly assembles them in his museum display.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 23:03 |
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Antediluvian Jim gets diablerized by his childe, Malkavian Jim Both vampire Jims mug the camera Gatto Grigio fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Nov 12, 2022 |
# ? Nov 12, 2022 23:20 |
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Dangerous bandit Archer Jim and his team of brigands hound the poor city of Nottingham. Assistant to the sheriff Dwight Schrute is a frequent target of their cruel displays of violence. Jim mugs Angela.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 23:29 |
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Medieval Jim has managed to ascend to the throne through a series of very ethically questionable pranks. Once there, he spends his days lounging, and being fed directly into his mouth by the nubile women who oil and massage him. Each day, he orders his hired team of Prank Jesters out to mess with the peasants. He expects a full report of their pranking in the evening, as he giggles at the stories while being oiled. Failed pranks result in dungeon time.
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# ? Nov 12, 2022 23:59 |
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AIDS Jim approaches Dwight from behind, a dirty needle in one hand and a grin on his face
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 00:25 |
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BJ Novak rises, wiping his face off. "How was that, Kelly" Mindy Kaling's post-orgasmic glow is cut short. "Goddamnit Benj, you're doing it again!" She hurries herself to the megatrailer's shower / spa compartment. "I mean yeah it was kind of funny the first time but c'mon man... It's getting weird" she yells through the sound of Massage Jets ramping up. He sits there. "Yeah, sorry... You're right. It was just.... Well... Kind of a prank you know. Heh." "Yeah, I know, and it'# getti-- wait... What the gently caress, BEN, IS THIS JELLO?!" BJ snaps out of the trance. "Just a.... Prank....." RYAN laughs and mugs for the CCTV camera.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 00:46 |
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Alcoholic Pam takes another belt and passes out after Jim's Chicken Coop prank. But it isn't funny. Alcoholism isn't funny.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 05:06 |
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Antichrist Jim brings about Armageddon. As a prank.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 18:10 |
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Antipope Jim flies to the Vatican, creating an enormous explosion and obliterating the city.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 18:21 |
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Atticus Jim helps get Dwight Robinson found not guilty for a crime he didn’t commit (Dwight is later killed “attempting to escape”)
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 18:24 |
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Attica Jim causes a prison riot and blames model prisoner Dwight, who is severely beaten by the guards
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 18:55 |
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Upgrade posted:Attica Jim causes a prison riot and blames model prisoner Dwight, who is severely beaten by the guards Attic Jim becomes drafty and loses Dwight a significant portion of his home's heating efficiency
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 19:22 |
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Arachnid Jim binds Dwight up in webbing in the office. Arachnid Pam senses this is a mating courtship from Arachnid Jim and lays her final clutch of eggs in Dwight in hopes of finally producing offspring. Arachnid Jim, exhausted from the webbing of Dwight, leaves Scranton to find some other guy to prank without fertilizing Arachnid Pam's eggs. Arachnid Pam drops out of art school and stays at Dunder-Mifflin for years, instinctually guarding eggsac Dwight in anticipation of the hatching of spiderlings that never occurs. The dried out corpse of Dwight remains pinned up on the office ceiling for decades, ghoulishly starring at Pam, as a constant reminder that she wasted her life.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 19:46 |
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Anthropomorphic Jim is just Jim. A normal, human-looking Jim, but almost too-human like. The uncanny valley Jim's attempts to mimic human behavior unsettles the Dwight and the rest of the office. Everyone admits that it's creepy as gently caress. The hair is just a slight bit too floppy, but not quite enough, smiling has taken on a Shrek-face quailty, the eyes seem normal, but just not right. Everyone can tell he's not a normal human JIm, but he's technically a 'humanish' Jim. The smooth-faced Jim with generically proportioned features and behavior mugs to the camera in constant mockery of what it means to be 'human'.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 19:58 |
It's eight years post-the office doco. Dwight has run the branch into the ground. Dunder Muffin has folded and the office sits empty, collecting dust. An older Jim lurches in, battling the cobwebs. He staggers to his desk and sits on his old seat, now covered by a plastic bag. He hears an "Urgh!" From across the darkness. It's Creed. "have you tried the spiders, Jared? they are really succulent." Jim rolls his head on his old desk. Suddenly a blinding corporate white light blinds him. Dwights voice, but tender "hello Jim. You have returned." Jim falls off his chair, and starts to shake. Dwight emerges from Michael's old, now his, office. He spots Jim and hunches over and studies him. "The years, the years-" but before he can finish Jim cuts his legs with some blade instrument. Dwight falls to the floor. The lights dim. Jim contorts his face. For the camera.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 20:07 |
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Jim and Creed agree to a bet for how long for the fire suppression system and/or fire department could put out a fire in the paper warehouse. Jim sneakily turns off the sprinkler system before beginning his accelerated fire on the paper stacks. He wins the bet easily. When he smirkingly asks Creed for the payout, it turns out Creed has actually forgotten about the bet. As he warms his hands on the embers, he says that he trusts Jim's word, but money doesn't actually exist, and offers him a half eaten onion as payment.
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# ? Nov 13, 2022 20:30 |
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Aged Jim’s daughter grows to adulthood and begins to date Dwight’s son, Beetrum Cowslips Warren posted:
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 02:22 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 10:16 |
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Jim pours hot sauce all over Dwight's lunch. Dwight doesn't even notice because of the damage to his tongue from the time Jim tricked Dwight into eating a firecracker.
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# ? Nov 14, 2022 02:27 |