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seriously though no one should actually be using "opening the kimono" in an actual business setting unless you're from the late 1970s/80s and you fear a japanese takeover of your company. and even then its only not racist because its the 70s.I would blow Dane Cook posted:Someone hates their boss what he's saying doesn't even make sense. no one clicks on links on twitter, they just read the headline and figure out if they need to get angry about it or not.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:If anyone comes into something awful with that Twitter brain of "you say you like waffles? You abelist poo poo why don't you think of people who only can eat pancakes" I will permaban them Just to note that the new Twitter brain thing I've seen is "you refuse to pay us$8 for verification, and mock those who buy it? Do you mean to say you don't respect labor and thus agree Twitter employees should not be paid you capitalist scum?"
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Nov 13, 2022 10:25
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This bugs me because the correction is also wrong. The reverse being true would mean that they drive the least amount of traffic which is also incorrect. If you're going to "well actually" someone on the internet, maybe be more precise with your language. 
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Nov 13, 2022 10:31
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Nov 13, 2022 10:36
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Comstar posted:
I've only noticed now that Princess Vespa's stunt double has a Hitler mustache.
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Nov 13, 2022 10:43
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Open Kimono makes me a do a double take every time at work, especially since I'm in Japan. Its got a slight niche because its used as invitation, you can open your own kimono but never anyone elses, but its too weird for me not use one of the 800 other business speak euphemisms.
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Nov 13, 2022 11:15
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It's like the guy who almost bought a grand piano on ebay during a multi week long phenazapam binge bought Twitter for 44 billion dollars instead then triple downed lol.
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Nov 13, 2022 11:29
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Open Kimono was how lemon party started. True story.
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Nov 13, 2022 11:41
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Open kimono sounds like some GPL'd reimplementation of a clothing design application
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Nov 13, 2022 11:46
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Randabis posted:It's like the guy who almost bought a grand piano on ebay during a multi week long phenazapam binge bought Twitter for 44 billion dollars instead then triple downed lol. Musk should have tweeted his offer from the UK. We have a mandatory 14 day cooling off period for online purchases.
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Nov 13, 2022 12:05
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I dunno why but finding out that Justin Roiland is someone in close enough confidence with Musk that he gave advice during the Twitter buyout kills me Hmm, I'm spending billions of dollars, should I talk to a team of lawyers, or a funny cartoon man??? StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Nov 13, 2022 |
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Nov 13, 2022 12:13
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It seems his lawyers are not very good at their jobs Didn't he put out a random open job ad for "hardcore" lawyers on the internet right before everything got worse too?
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Nov 13, 2022 12:15
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He seems obsessed with hardcore.
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Azhais posted:Open kimono sounds like some GPL'd reimplementation of a clothing design application It sounds like some sort of linux variant.
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Jippa posted:It sounds like some sort of linux variant. ah, the KaaS fork
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goatface posted:He seems obsessed with hardcore. "told you i was hardcore" - richest man in the world who constantly accuses any critics of being a bot and was talked down from $20 to $8 by a book guy
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Robo Reagan posted:"told you i was hardcore" - richest man in the world who constantly accuses any critics of being a bot and was talked down from $20 to $8 by a book guy He wasn't talked down, his idea was that he's a genius businessman so he's gonna haggle them down, start at 20, agree on 8, go as low as 5 in a pinch It's still pathetic but it's more "trump trying to crush world leaders' hands cos that's savvy diplomacy" pathetic rather than "make a weed joke and have your ego cost you 44 billion dollars" pathetic
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Robo Reagan posted:"told you i was hardcore" - richest man in the world who constantly accuses any critics of being a bot and was talked down from $20 to $8 by a book guy Elon wants to be hardcore but his mom won't let him.
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Zzulu posted:It seems his lawyers are not very good at their jobs Looking at how things are going, why would anyone intelligent and competent stick around when they could work literally anywhere else? Only the yesmen attracted to the cult of personality remain. Same with the Twitter workforce, anyone with other options will jump ship.
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Nov 13, 2022 12:53
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Looking for high quality hardcore lawyer to represent very successful next gen social media company in court against criminal charges. Soy boys and wokies need not apply. This position is paid in experience(no monetary compensation). No reimbursement for interview traveling costs
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Zzulu posted:It seems his lawyers are not very good at their jobs His lawyers were some of the best in the world, but lawyers are advisors and not approvers (especially outside counsel). He got what he asked for, a “seller friendly” package.
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It seems a long time ago, but at the time the world (including the twitter board, publicly) was skeptical that Elon was serious. The board was even publicly saying that it wasn't going to happen, Elon's not likely going to make a real serious offer, etc. If Elon was angry and manic at the time this may have spun him up into demanding that his lawyers craft an offer that Twitter could not possibly refuse with all the legal advantages falling Twitter's way so that they could no longer say he wasn't making a serious offer. Twitter accepted, and weeks later Elon comes to his senses after his Tesla stock fell and probably went "oh my God, what have I done?"
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Nov 13, 2022 13:36
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Remember that time musk gave poo poo to people trying to solve world hunger for 6bil and talked a lot of poo poo about open books and not wasting money? What an rear end in a top hat. Sometimes I feel bad for him because he comes across as some emo arrested development manchild stuck with a teenagers brain. Then he tanks twitter leading to its downfall while burning his wealth and think, you know what, this guy is alright.
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kw0134 posted:"He had no plan for how to manage...Twitter." He had a shiny object he wanted so much. Just wing it! $44 billion, half of which he ended up fronting personally, on a whim. Elon posted:“I don’t really have a business plan,” he said. “I had a business plan way back in the Zip2 days. But these things are always wrong, so I just didn’t bother with business plans after that.” 
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goatface posted:He seems obsessed with hardcore. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OamwmcGuP0A
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https://twitter.com/halomancer1/status/1591425047079813123 Oh yeah, that sporting event is coming up..
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Nov 13, 2022 14:16
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This is the first time I have seen Elon's brother - Kimbal Musk:
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Unperson_47 posted:This is the first time I have seen Elon's brother - Kimbal Musk: what the dickens
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Azhais posted:Is Twitter going to start allowing hour long videos or something? I believe that longer videos was a feature unlocked with the 8 bucks per month.
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Ehud posted:I believe that longer videos was a feature unlocked with the 8 bucks per month. But…..they pulled that feature
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CharlestheHammer posted:But…..they pulled that feature lol
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Lol at tanking your own site and immediately trying to tank another. YouTube executives: Oh gently caress. How much are we worth and can he afford us? No? Okay we're safe for now.
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