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rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

It absolutely is intentional, they even get used as such at one point.

EEAAO is possibly my favorite movie of all time, can't recommend it enough. I suggest people go in knowing as little as possible. You'll laugh, you'll cry, there's kung-fu.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

rain dogs posted:

It absolutely is intentional, they even get used as such at one point.

EEAAO is possibly my favorite movie of all time, can't recommend it enough. I suggest people go in knowing as little as possible. You'll laugh, you'll cry, there's kung-fu.

I wouldn't have known there was Kung Fu going in if you didn't mention it so already you're making it harder to do that than it needs to be.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

She's doing a Kung fu pose on the poster. It's not exactly a spoiler

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

rain dogs posted:

She's doing a Kung fu pose on the poster. It's not exactly a spoiler

Not sure if you've seen Twitter lately but any random goon is a lot more reliable a source than a verified Twitter account has become.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
I'd let it ream my lounger if you know what I mean

e: please don't ream your loungers if you don't have a flared base

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
This bird has an unsettling mouth and this man had to make sure he got the worst angle of it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N20cSNueAOw

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I mean, that's precisely what the ad is suggesting

This coke one on a wall near my place is pretty blatant too. It's at waist height.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

bike tory posted:

I mean, that's precisely what the ad is suggesting

This coke one on a wall near my place is pretty blatant too. It's at waist height.



Some food stalls really take that theme and run with it

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Women also seem to do this a lot in ads for some reason

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
Things that look Work Safe but are NWS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Megillah Gorilla posted:

Women also seem to do this a lot in ads for some reason



Please don't make light of someone's drinking problem

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

Things that look Work Safe but are NWS



ABAB

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Anal Bleaching Guide

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


How else are you going to get that perfect colour people will rave about?

Note to self: invent a process to darken the anus, it's an untapped market!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

By popular demand posted:

How else are you going to get that perfect colour people will rave about?

Note to self: invent a process to darken the anus, it's an untapped market!

just do a poop

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

By popular demand posted:

the anus, it's an untapped market!

Psh. Yours, maybe.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

By popular demand posted:

How else are you going to get that perfect colour people will rave about?

Note to self: invent a process to darken the anus, it's an untapped market!

Invent the butthole equivalent of Vantablack

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Captain Hygiene posted:

Please don't make light of someone's drinking problem

Shurely, you must be joking.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

monolithburger posted:

Invent the butthole equivalent of Vantablack
Vantabutt: Where the sun doesn't shine

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Splicer posted:

Vantabutt: Where the sun doesn't shine

Dark side of the moon indeed.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Jonny_Specs/status/1591736764762411008

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

DO NOT use these as butt plugs. They are too fragile, and one time when I sneezed, it broke into ~25 pieces that took over 5 hours to remove. You don't want to know how I managed to remove them all. Lets just say it required 7 mirrors, a rib spreader, 3 drywall lamps, and needle-nose pliers. Hmmm, now that I wrote that, I think it explains itself.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well I wasn't going to say but I did notice you had a minor scar there earlier. Nothing to be ashamed about and it was only noticeable on a certain angle.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

By popular demand posted:

Well I wasn't going to say but I did notice you had a minor scar there earlier. Nothing to be ashamed about and it was only noticeable on a certain angle.

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

By popular demand posted:

Well I wasn't going to say but I did notice you had a minor scar there earlier. Nothing to be ashamed about and it was only noticeable on a certain angle.

Dammit, I left my twitch stream on again, didn't I.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's why you should use metal ones, so all you have to do to get the parts out is to go fart at an mri scanner

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Karate Bastard posted:

That's why you should use metal ones, so all you have to do to get the parts out is to go fart at an mri scanner

Now I’m imagining a clockwork buttplug bursting it’s mainspring and gears at an inopportune moment

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Snowy posted:

a clockwork buttplug

This Ain't Stanley Kubrick: A XXX Parody

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Radio Paranoia posted:

This Ain't Stanley Kubrick: A XXX Parody

the horror of having your favorite funky 70's jazz track harnessed as nausea sickness in your mind for a punishment really has brought this whole topic into a new light for me

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Snowy posted:

a clockwork buttplug

quote:

What colour is it....?

I bet it's aubergine...
______________________V______

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Kragger99 posted:

Dammit, I left my twitch stream on again, didn't I.
Well, something was twitching.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Splicer posted:

Well, something was twitching.

Not to mention streaming

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Women also seem to do this a lot in ads for some reason



I saw an advert once for some brand of beer which was poured over a woman's boobs before being bottled. And there were a variety of women, so you could choose which boobs your beer had been in contact with.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Stoatbringer posted:

I saw an advert once for some brand of beer which was poured over a woman's boobs before being bottled. And there were a variety of women, so you could choose which boobs your beer had been in contact with.

Wow. Somehow manages to be grosser than bath water.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I seem to recall there was "yoni beer" or something also which was made using vaginal yeast.

Really makes you boke.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

OwlFancier posted:

I seem to recall there was "yoni beer" or something also which was made using vaginal yeast.

Really makes you boke.

:barf:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



^^^ Would ^^^

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