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lol there's no way that feature makes it to twitter without some crippling bugs or security flaw
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elon baby look i didn't pay $8 for a closed kimono show me them goods
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Nov 13, 2022 20:21
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:I know the answer is a non-zero number, but how many organizations would have more than one Twitter account? I imagine mostly governments lol
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Nov 13, 2022 20:24
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sugar free jazz posted:elon baby look i didn't pay $8 for a closed kimono show me them goods Wanna see that two foot gnarly hog 🎶 Who's gonna pay the pied piper slowly playing as the kimono slides apart
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Waffle House posted:I imagine mostly governments lol Any multinational will also have dozens of subsidiaries around, like Nintendo, Nintendoofus, etc
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naw elon sweetie just put on the silk kimono it accentuates the lumps i like that, let me watch cmon
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Nov 13, 2022 20:27
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:I know the answer is a non-zero number, but how many organizations would have more than one Twitter account? For customer service in different languages, I know Blizzard has at least 8 different CS twitter accounts.
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i can't figure out what this is supposed to do. is this for companies that have multiple PR accounts for different purposes or product lines? or is it so you can enroll employees' twitter accounts and they'll show up with some flair that they're part of your company? because i can't really see how the former is useful (well, at least before "verified" lost all meaning), and the second seems like a nightmare that no large enterprise would actually want. i work at a large company and they actively discourage us from using social media at all in an annual training course, and especially for work related stuff unless we get it cleared ahead of time.
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Nov 13, 2022 20:27
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Bad Purchase posted:i can't figure out what this is supposed to do. Probably "Well we hosed up, can we make sure we can see on the back and front end who is actually who"
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Nov 13, 2022 20:28
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:I know the answer is a non-zero number, but how many organizations would have more than one Twitter account? Any organisation with multi-national operations, for a start. Picking one at random, Five Guys has @FiveGuys @FiveGuysUK @FiveGuysIre @FiveGuysDe @FiveGuysNI @JoinFiveGuys amongst others.
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ok, so it's just trying to bail out the flood the old verified badge was preventing, one bucket at a time
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"For example, if an account is posting pictures of your company mascot giving people the finger, that account is not associated with your organization."
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I also think the idea is more like the ability to link things like employees and support accounts to the primary official one. So not just specific instances of the main brand account, but also the C-suite accounts and the customer service and stuff. A lot of companies start new accounts for new products or events coming up too.Bad Purchase posted:ok, so it's just trying to bail out the flood the old verified badge was preventing, one bucket at a time lol yeah, exactly. As far as I can tell this was never needed in the past because if you claimed to be with a company and were verified, people could believe you. But now they have to set up a new system because they nuked verification.
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Nov 13, 2022 20:31
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:I know the answer is a non-zero number, but how many organizations would have more than one Twitter account? I kind of read that tweet as "hey, if you're GiantCorp and want a list of the personal accounts of all your employees that we can dig up, we're working on that!" Like, picking Coke as a random GiantCorp, I see maybe 20-30 Coke Official looking accounts. I am sure Coke's IT knows what all these accounts are, etc, has passwords and 2FA and redundancy because they are better at infosec than Musk (lol). They don't have a list of all 40,000 Coke employees personal accounts, some of those people might say nasty stuff about coke! I could be completely misinterpreting the product being offered here but this is what it sounds like to me.
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Nov 13, 2022 20:32
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Bad Purchase posted:i can't figure out what this is supposed to do. It's a way for companies to network-verify, since twitter won't do it for them. So if @Coke_Zero tweets something, but isn't a part of "Coca-Cola Company" then something might be off
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Nov 13, 2022 20:34
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oxford_town posted:Any organisation with multi-national operations, for a start.
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Cabbages and Kings posted:I kind of read that tweet as "hey, if you're GiantCorp and want a list of the personal accounts of all your employees that we can dig up, we're working on that!" This sort of feature would require actual human resources to make. Something they seem to be short of right now. There are solutions in this vein out there, but nothing quite this draconian, though I'm sure Elon would love to be able to do this to his employees.
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Nov 13, 2022 20:37
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My brain, still post-Trump, suffering from Figurehead Effect: Elon Musk is doing these things Reality: The dude is dumb and parrotting emails from people who he forced into 80+ hour workweeks and not crediting them
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Xakura posted:It's a way for companies to network-verify, since twitter won't do it for them.
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confused posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1591851391773200384 Bad Purchase posted:i can't figure out what this is supposed to do.  "We're gonna help you spy on your employees' twitter accounts, even if they divorce their work existence and private life into distinct and wholly separate entities."
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Nov 13, 2022 20:39
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Cabbages and Kings posted:memes of war you know maybe I'm going to add dick Dawkins to the top 30 time travel murders that would improve histroy , or the very least the nameless internet user that started using memes instead of fads.
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Nov 13, 2022 20:39
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Whenever someone tweets about a problem with a crypto exchange, in the replies there's an avalanche of scammers pretending to be customer service people from that exchange. This feature would theoretically help stop this kind of scam.
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Nov 13, 2022 20:41
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Lonnie wants to identify named people as twitter employees and shitcan them with some bullshit "non-defamation" clause, and then sell this tool once he's done screwing over twitter employees
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Nov 13, 2022 20:42
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Mistle posted:
i don't think that's what this is a about. also, no company would actually want this, especially if it's visible to the public. the last thing a large company wants is all 50,000 of their employees suddenly becoming public spokespeople.
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Nov 13, 2022 20:46
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Nov 13, 2022 20:51
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Twitter: Fine before, now suddenly MUSK DEMANDS FEATURES
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love 2 add features to forums software
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Nov 13, 2022 21:02
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Actually have time to play video games this weekend but the loving content is just too good rn
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Would it be fair to assume Twitter would have trouble attracting talent at the moment? Between a toxic CEO, random layoffs, uncertain future, and no WFH are they probably just going to be plugging the critical roles with expensive contractors?
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Anyone who complains about “woke poo poo” or wants to fight “wokeism” is just telling on themselves in the most pathetic way. Hearing that is the quickest way to make me realize this person’s opinions are terrible and is probably a huge rear end in a top hat.
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Would it be fair to assume Twitter would have trouble attracting talent at the moment? Between a toxic CEO, random layoffs, uncertain future, and no WFH are they probably just going to be plugging the critical roles with expensive contractors?
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priznat posted:Anyone who complains about “woke poo poo” or wants to fight “wokeism” is just telling on themselves in the most pathetic way. I wish I knew what comedy render people's cartesian theater associates and spits out when they say the word "woke"
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kw0134 posted:At this point the organization is so gutted and so indiscriminately that not only can you not fill seats, you probably have no idea which seats need to be filled. Twitter as an organization relies on its employees to bring value, either through their work in building and maintaining a code base that is maintained via specialty expertise and specific knowledge of its implementation, or the relationships that were built to its real customers, the advertisers. Even if you could find raw technical ability that could replicate what was casually thrown away in a pique of idiocy, you can't replace the institutional knowledge and accrued goodwill that has completely evaporated. Ah makes sense. My MegaCorp only had to deal with losing tons of folk when WFH became standard and they slowly adapted, but had the benefit of being a stable place to work with a sensible CEO. Dunno how you recruit anyone even with a big salary if they don’t think the company will be around in a year and know the CEO would backstab them in a second on a whim.
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Why do so many accounts on Twitter with hundreds of thousands or millions of followers get only a couple hundred likes on their posts? Do they buy followers? Bots? Even Musk with 115 million followers in his current headline making post spree is only getting a few hundred thousand likes. I'd expect more.
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