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I've been saying Teslas are dangerous and also pieces of poo poo and its nice to have two videos summarizing those two points quite well. I have a 20 year old General Motors product (03 Blazer) with 120,000 miles on it and while it has a lot of the same problems shown on the Tesla it also is twenty loving years old and didn't have those problems from the assembly line. Even the hatch struts are in better shape than those on a new model plaid. Don't even get me started about the brakes on those poo poo mobiles. Basically, a terminally online product of racist generational wealth failed to build a car correctly and is failing to run a social media company in real time and you love to see it.
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Nov 14, 2022 03:41
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The Saddest Rhino posted:amazing there are only 3 hands and not 3 nipples He really does seem like the kind of slug who'd have extra vestigial body parts
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CharlestheHammer posted:Wait what would advertising for starlink even do?
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https://twitter.com/jammonravager/status/1591869702598701058 lol literally saw 2 teslas on the road today (rare occurrence in SEA) and my friend asked "is this the one that just blows up"
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Losing 44 billion to own the libs
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Philthy posted:imagine working on that for a year It's not even finished! Just like the cars, I guess
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SuddenCactus posted:https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1591970956922454016?t=xj-upxZbj-O2ekEGdvh6Hg&s=19 This is smart, with the reach they get from being the main advertiser on Twitter, they can sell a ton of $67M rockets to cryptobro shitposters.
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mind the walrus posted:Everything about Teslas I see on the road look engineered to say "luxury" at a distance, and every time I've gotten close to one I get the same vibes I get looking at the budget iPhone line. I think they look like partly melted Porsches, myself. They also seem to have a statistically significant higher proportion of bad and/or rear end in a top hat drivers, but that might guilt by association on my part.
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crime weed posted:funnel government subsidies into twitter Starlink is already two+ years behind on US deliveries for existing preorder holders. Spending money to advertise a product when you don't have it ready to go is next-level stupid. Watch Tesla be forced to throw a billion ad campaign about Cybertruck next. Orders yours today to get in line for 2027 delivery!
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Supplies = 5000 Labor = 15000 Lunches = 580000 Please help me. My company is dying
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It's one lunch Twitter, how much can it cost? $400?
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mind the walrus posted:Everything about Teslas I see on the road look engineered to say "luxury" at a distance, and every time I've gotten close to one I get the same vibes I get looking at the budget iPhone line. But it was seriously the tackiest loving thing. What does that add to the car? Everything is designed to trick nerds into thinking they'll spend their time having a bunch of "and then everyone stood up and clapped" moments because of their cool car.
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mind the walrus posted:Everything about Teslas I see on the road look engineered to say "luxury" at a distance, and every time I've gotten close to one I get the same vibes I get looking at the budget iPhone line. An important difference is that budget iPhones work right.
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Happy Landfill posted:ai was a mistake 
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I didn't watch this video so I'm not sure what the spin is but someone posted the very long one (like an hour) from the it's always sunny podcast earlier in here I think. Glenn Howerton was unable to access his car for like a week or more because it was in a parking garage with no cell phone signal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2aysBLcjtk Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Nov 14, 2022 |
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Happy Landfill posted:I will never stop thinking the video games that you play in your car is not the most stupid thing Plenty of cars used to have videogames built in! In the back seat. For children. Playing videogames with your car, only accessible via the screen facing the driver, is the dumbest loving idea this side of buying Twitter for $44,000,000,000.
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sethsez posted:Plenty of cars used to have videogames built in! Tbf the games only work when parked (I think?) and are primarily there for the 45 minute long charging sessions necessary if doing any distance driving
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Zugzwang posted:He does not give a single gently caress about his employees. Rich. White. South African. You can do the math.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Wait what would advertising for starlink even do? You can sign up for it - I had one of those ads on the mobile app but I immediately marked it as "I don't like this ad"
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Those tweets with Elon arguing with his own employees make me so mad because I know that’s exactly how he treats everyone at his companies. He knows better than anyone. And there are so many managers who think that’s how you run a business - ignoring every expert
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Mowing down imps and cacodemons in Doom while my Tesla's mowing down kids
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I am the target audience for space link, but I have not been subjected to enough advertising to sway me. Perhaps this is the winning move Mr Musk needs to capitalize on my token credits
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Glimm posted:Tbf the games only work when parked (I think?) and are primarily there for the 45 minute long charging sessions necessary if doing any distance driving Yeah, I can get that since there's a shitload of invested waiting time if you're charging anywhere the car's not gonna be sitting around parked on its own. But tying the controls to a functioning steering wheel is exactly the type of lol I know I can depend on Elon for
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I'm glad that the world's richest clown just made comedy legal on twitter 'cause he's the biggest joke running on the platform. I don't like or hate Elon but god drat did I not expect him to flounder so badly. I'm almost embarrassed for him, the very epitome of divorced dad energy in the form of a billionaire.
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i dunno how legal it is in the US but it's super easy to mod an android panel on to the dashboard or console area of your car and have it play video and games with a touchscreen. I have sat in separate occasions e-hailing cars where the owners have done that with impressive widescreens, one playing RRR (dudes rock) and the other stock tips on youtube. I've seen on Douyin (chinese version of tiktok) where people mod a vertical car screen to constantly play Douyin videos non-stop, which has to be some kind of personal hell for someone out there. playing christmas songs? lol
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