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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

It's just a weird haggis.

Regular haggis is weird haggis. The rice thing actually looks good.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1591541924577837056

:catstare:

I think they're in one of the bad parts of Flavortown

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
Flavortown is a place free from culinary expectations. I consider it a reaction to fine dining that goes beyond satire and invites you in to be part of the joke. Just relax and enjoy, fine dining is for suckers.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Yeah, nah. That was clearly generated by an AI.

super hd, artistic photo, grease, food monstrosity, dip overload, guy fiery, garbage, restaurant setting, unrealistic

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Where is the container on that Guy Tai? I barely noticed the straw.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008
Pretty sure that's the "trash can nachos." I've seen a few videos on youtube about it, one from Bon Appetit before that channel imploded where they had one of their chefs recreate it from touch, smell, and taste without actually seeing it, and one from Ordinary Sausage where he turned it into a sausage. I'm sure it's fine because it's just nachos, but I really don't understand the thinking behind the presentation.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yeah, the phrasing confused me for a second, but that's an even worse looking than normal pile of trashcan nachos. I like messy garbage, but that just seems bound to turn it into a sog pile every time.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Yeah it's trash can ignacios because it comes out of a can.

https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1591580936189382656

I think it's got different ingredients from normal? Like there's rhubarb on top and in other pictures I've seen them have more beef.

Guy Fieri has an aesthetic, and it's no good.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You can order the trashcan nachos from goldbelly for $70

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

SlothfulCobra posted:

Like there's rhubarb on top

Those are pickled onions.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


stereobreadsticks posted:

Those are pickled onions.
Yeah, what the gently caress, rhubarb?? :pastryno:

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



People thinking rice is maggots, that onions are rhubarb...

PYF horrible foods is back in business, baby!!!

Like Clockwork
Feb 17, 2012

It's only the Final Battle once all the players are ready.

Cooked rice is very close in appearance to day-old maggots, which is thankfully not a fact I discovered while eating, and that sheep gut, while probably tasty, really emphasized that with the shot of it being cut open.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Y'all weak little babies probably can't handle the black soup that the SPARTANS cooked from blood and made intentionally horrible because they were REAL MEN!


Buy all my books and nutritional supplements.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

SlothfulCobra posted:

Like there's rhubarb on top and in other pictures I've seen them have more beef.


:laffo:

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Man what the gently caress

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'm going to open the first restaurant to specialize in Wad-based cuisine.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I'm not against nachos you have to eat with a fork but it's sometimes a drag.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

uber_stoat posted:

i'm going to open the first restaurant to specialize in Wad-based cuisine.

youve been beaten for a long time by these jerk offs in books

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harv...68442718&sr=8-1

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I honestly loving love soggy nachos

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I honestly loving love soggy nachos


?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Crossposting from the GBS chili thread

AARD VARKMAN posted:

but hey it doesnt have beans, so OP should love it

get u some

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

those are limp nachos, not soggy.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
You’ve heard of Huge Gross Burritos, now try Limp Soggy Nachos

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Paladinus posted:

super hd, artistic photo, grease, food monstrosity, dip overload, guy fiery, garbage, restaurant setting, unrealistic


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You can order the trashcan nachos from goldbelly for $70

I love Goldbelly.

Yes, I would like to spend $texas for you to mail me a three day old pile of nachos, a type of food which is good for approximately ten minutes after it is made.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Grand Fromage posted:

I love Goldbelly.

Yes, I would like to spend $texas for you to mail me a three day old pile of nachos, a type of food which is good for approximately ten minutes after it is made.

I think it comes in a bunch of separate bags so you have to also make the nachos yourself

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Folks really need to get moving on allowing images as thread titles

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Captain Hygiene posted:

Folks really need to get moving on allowing images as thread titles

Tempting to just put the link in the title

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


AARD VARKMAN posted:

I think it comes in a bunch of separate bags so you have to also make the nachos yourself

I'd love a price comparison between Goldbelly and making it yourself. It's fuckin' nachos, it can't be that complicated.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I think it comes in a bunch of separate bags so you have to also make the nachos yourself

The way Sysco intended :patriot:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



How cool would it be to open up your goldbelly package and just find premade nachos that have been sitting there through the whole delivery, though

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Grand Fromage posted:

I'd love a price comparison between Goldbelly and making it yourself. It's fuckin' nachos, it can't be that complicated.

Goldbelly posted:


THIS KIT INCLUDES

Each order of Guy’s BBQ Trash Can Nachos Kit includes:

1 “Trash Can Nacho” Can
Tortilla Chips
Cheddar Cheese
Guy’s SMC (Super Melty Cheese) Cheese Sauce
Black Beans
1 bottle of Guy’s Signature BBQ Sauce (19 oz.)
Pico De Gallo
Jalapenos
Sour Cream
Cilantro Sprigs
Pickled Red Onions

$20 maybe from the store just buying whatever queso and BBQ sauce they have.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Missed opportunity not calling it Pico De Guy-o

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

$20 maybe from the store just buying whatever queso and BBQ sauce they have.

I'm going to assume the nachos involve all 19 ounces of BBQ sauce.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Grand Fromage posted:

I'm going to assume the nachos involve all 19 ounces of BBQ sauce.

Guy Fieri would expect nothing less.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Grand Fromage posted:

I'm going to assume the nachos involve all 19 ounces of BBQ sauce.


That's not nearly soggy enough. It's gotta be sippin' nachos.
Laughs in diabetes:

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007
And they don't package the ingredients very securely, so your cheese sauce may well end up leaking out all over the inside of your package!

https://youtu.be/as2pnYmfJJc

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

$20 maybe from the store just buying whatever queso and BBQ sauce they have.

Lets see:
1 “Trash Can Nacho” Can $5.99
Tortilla Chips $2.99
Cheddar Cheese $2.29
Guy’s SMC (Super Melty Cheese) Cheese Sauce $3.39
Black Beans $1.29
1 bottle of Guy’s Signature BBQ Sauce (19 oz.) $1.99 (Bullseye)
Pico De Gallo $3.99
Jalapenos $2.39
Sour Cream $1.99
Cilantro Sprigs $0.99
Pickled Red Onions $1.49

$28. 79

This assumes that you don't have things like cheese and trash cans already in your pantry and buying everything new.

EDIT:
Prices sourced from Meijer.

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