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Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
Can't believe Carlucci isn't verified yet.

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


MysticalMachineGun posted:

This isn't a bad opinion. PPVs being on Saturdays now mean that they're on during the weekend in countries like Australia which means I don't have to book time off to watch the Royal Rumble live!

I think it is more the staggering banality of the take that makes it bad

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





poo poo, if I knew banality was enough to make a take bad, I'd have already posted half of my own tweets itt :v:

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


#MayweatherDeji #MayweathervsDeji

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/SEIU/status/1592254542716047362

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Hope this takes off and The Undertaker gets real mad about it

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Vote blue! Taker backs the blue

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Big "didn't read the book before you did the report" energy lol

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




MassRafTer posted:

What if I told you the story is even sadder than you realized?

Here is he MSG show Mike Mondo main evented:

https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=7940

For certain definitions of "main evented"

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



SRS is not the idiot here

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1592272828572741632?s=20&t=zYznZgqNd0CN-0uQXZShaw

Big Dave
Nov 6, 2009

Friends don't shake hands, friends gotta hug!


The guy he's qting about favorite Tyrus matches deleted

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Byran Danielson spent 60 minutes with Hangman to give you the same amount of entertainment that Tyrus can deliver in under 2 minutes. Being a Tyrus fan is just an economical use of your time.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

MassRafTer posted:

What if I told you the story is even sadder than you realized?

Here is he MSG show Mike Mondo main evented:

https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=7940
Also Mike Mondo was born in 1983, he might be mixing up Kenny (who was 21 at the time but they kept calling 20) with Mikey (a decrepit 23 years old for most of the Spirit Squad's run).

Finally, Mikey really did main event three Raws and a PPV in 2006, but they were in Wembley Arena, Arrowhead Pond, Thomas & Mack Center, and Charlotte Bobcats Arena respectively. They were all handicap matches against Shawn Michaels and/or Triple H and they lost most of them, but still!

I'm starting to get the impression this guy does not really know that much about the illustrious career of Mike "Mikey" Mondo,

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Edge & Christian posted:

Also Mike Mondo was born in 1983, he might be mixing up Kenny (who was 21 at the time but they kept calling 20) with Mikey (a decrepit 23 years old for most of the Spirit Squad's run).

Finally, Mikey really did main event three Raws and a PPV in 2006, but they were in Wembley Arena, Arrowhead Pond, Thomas & Mack Center, and Charlotte Bobcats Arena respectively. They were all handicap matches against Shawn Michaels and/or Triple H and they lost most of them, but still!

I'm starting to get the impression this guy does not really know that much about the illustrious career of Mike "Mikey" Mondo,

When I saw the tweet I thought "LOL, lol... that has to be a Spirit Squad vs DX Handicap match" but checked to make sure and laughed so much harder when I saw what it actually was. And then harder when I saw it wasn't a main event.

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

I don't care where you put it, Spirit Squad vs Roddy Piper & The Highlanders is a Main Event on any card.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
How it started

https://twitter.com/TheEnemiesPE3/status/1592538525127544832?t=MEYHiFZ1wStYyBLSRg-VMw&s=19

How it's going

https://twitter.com/finalboss1776/status/1592541408816402433?t=xInSVkWI1rs613iSzaiKWA&s=19
https://twitter.com/finalboss1776/status/1592544451976912896?t=Qf6DqNGkpywS7_iDfGYCYw&s=19
https://twitter.com/ghost90122/status/1592599518587256832?t=YSgMNiSUKpic0wWVJIeqvQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/ilustfortornado/status/1592540059596914688?t=rz_kHxFYIFJB219HipUM9w&s=19
https://twitter.com/TonyThunderAF/status/1592655707614371841?t=KU1WHl1WLoOK2hIExkPAaQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/ChrisifiX1/status/1592542863870808064?t=HhJ3WxFCLQB_1SH50ND10A&s=19
https://twitter.com/grizz1126/status/1592614927428382721?t=F1lZ3Zm5GPY_kjwsbp_bAw&s=19

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Foolish hipster Daniel Bryan thinks the Earth is a sphere but wise ol AJ Styles knows it's an oblate spheroid

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I read somewhere that eventually AJ said the Earth was round because he talked to a sniper friend who told them they have to account for the Earth's curvature on long shots.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
We can't even get Semp to acknowledge it gets darker earlier in Seattle than places further to the south!

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
The hilarious thing about flat earth is that it's never JUST flat earth, because they have to jump through 1000 other made-up hoops that are somehow even more bonkers than the original idea. The sun and moon are really close and small! There's a gravity well that keeps us from flying out into space! The atmosphere is a dome, and stars are holes poked in it! The sun is actually a traveling spotlight! Flights take different times because of time dilation!

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Bonk posted:

The hilarious thing about flat earth is that it's never JUST flat earth, because they have to jump through 1000 other made-up hoops that are somehow even more bonkers than the original idea. The sun and moon are really close and small! There's a gravity well that keeps us from flying out into space! The atmosphere is a dome, and stars are holes poked in it! The sun is actually a traveling spotlight! Flights take different times because of time dilation!

Have you ever heard an explanation for "why?"? Like why would scientists, world leaders, pretty much everyone form a giant conspiracy to lie about the shape of the earth? Who benefits from that? The Earth being flat would be weird, but it's weird that it's a ball too. Either way my tacos taste the same and it doesn't really affect my life either way so would the scientists just lie? Just to be dicks? I don't get it.

Dimebags Brain posted:

I read somewhere that eventually AJ said the Earth was round because he talked to a sniper friend who told them they have to account for the Earth's curvature on long shots.

incredible. Dude has spent literal months of his life on airplanes.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








1glitch0 posted:

Have you ever heard an explanation for "why?"? Like why would scientists, world leaders, pretty much everyone form a giant conspiracy to lie about the shape of the earth? Who benefits from that? The Earth being flat would be weird, but it's weird that it's a ball too. Either way my tacos taste the same and it doesn't really affect my life either way so would the scientists just lie? Just to be dicks? I don't get it.

satan

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Tweak posted:

(((satan)))

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Bonk posted:

The hilarious thing about flat earth is that it's never JUST flat earth, because they have to jump through 1000 other made-up hoops that are somehow even more bonkers than the original idea. The sun and moon are really close and small! There's a gravity well that keeps us from flying out into space! The atmosphere is a dome, and stars are holes poked in it! The sun is actually a traveling spotlight! Flights take different times because of time dilation!

And somehow the Jews are behind it, I know they are.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

none of that loving god drat poo poo is true at all.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Flat Earthers are just quaint in a world full of antivaxxers and QAnon folks (yes I know they're mostly the same people shush)

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I thought all the flat earthers just evolved into qanon whackos

Prokhor Zakharov fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Nov 16, 2022

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


There's a flat earther in my home village who is also a major TERF & I've yet to work out who it is because I want to ensure I never get trapped in an elevator with them

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

A village with elevators!?

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

1glitch0 posted:

Have you ever heard an explanation for "why?"? Like why would scientists, world leaders, pretty much everyone form a giant conspiracy to lie about the shape of the earth? Who benefits from that? The Earth being flat would be weird, but it's weird that it's a ball too. Either way my tacos taste the same and it doesn't really affect my life either way so would the scientists just lie? Just to be dicks? I don't get it.

Well, if I know The Truth (about the shape of the Earth, secret lizardmen, etc.) then I know more than you and thus I can feel better about myself and superior. It's a very involved coping mechanism, mostly for racists.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I am shocked to learn that "the final boss of bitcoin" thinks the world is flat

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Among other stupid poo poo, it's baffling that there are still flat earthers in 2022. More so if they even traveled via airplane.

Elephant Ambush posted:

I am shocked to learn that "the final boss of bitcoin" thinks the world is flat

This somehow fits perfectly :lmao:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Elephant Ambush posted:

I am shocked to learn that "the final boss of bitcoin" thinks the world is flat

It's almost as shocking that the include their Myers Briggs type in their bio next to "crusher of globalists".

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The core of the argument is that you can’t trust what scientists are telling because imperical science is somehow inherently broken despite it being a linchpin of modern society.

I mean imagine how much math is completely boned because we’ve been calculating for earth’s curvature when it’s really an optical illusion! We couldn’t build bridges or houses.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

coconono posted:

The core of the argument is that you can’t trust what scientists are telling because imperical science is somehow inherently broken despite it being a linchpin of modern society.

I mean imagine how much math is completely boned because we’ve been calculating for earth’s curvature when it’s really an optical illusion! We couldn’t build bridges or houses.

A lot of people buy into it because as science has become more complicated and institutionalized the modern person has been cut off from it so it's easier and easier to believe that it's a grand conspiracy. Who are you going to believe, a scientist or your eyes? (Also your eyes tell you the earth of round but AJ is not a smart person)

Also they tell you the earth is round to hide the existence of the alien military bases on the underside

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

If you did your research you'd know those bases are beyond the Antarctic ice wall

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

scien's is about facts

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/giftedmoney/status/1592956684019843074?s=46&t=_LeulFFNREVrdLfz6HIdSA

I don’t disagree with the other points but “progress means britt baker isn’t in one of the matches” is peak BDS

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://twitter.com/giftedmoney/status/1592956684019843074?s=46&t=_LeulFFNREVrdLfz6HIdSA

I don’t disagree with the other points but “progress means britt baker isn’t in one of the matches” is peak BDS



5 minutes of women wrestling in 3 hours. Crazy.

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Atillo
Jan 9, 2007

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://twitter.com/giftedmoney/status/1592956684019843074?s=46&t=_LeulFFNREVrdLfz6HIdSA

I don’t disagree with the other points but “progress means britt baker isn’t in one of the matches” is peak BDS

There’s a point in progress is having the depth for three PPV quality matches without needing to call on Britt but that’s probably not what they meant

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