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predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

mastershakeman posted:

illini are gonna lose by 40 but it should still be fun

It will be tied at halftime though

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Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

kayakyakr posted:

Now that we're talking football again...

Apparently, most of the Big XII is still capable of winding up playing TCU in the conference championship game.

- Kansas State just needs to win out.
- Oklahoma State needs to win out and Kansas State to lose out.
- Texas needs to win out and have Kansas State and Oklahoma State to drop one game each.
- Baylor requires Texas, KSU, and OSU to lose out and have Tech drop one more game.
- Tech needs this exact sequence of games and no other:

1. TCU beats Baylor
2. West Virginia beats Kansas State
3. Kansas beats Texas
4. Texas Tech beats Iowa State
5. Oklahoma beats Oklahoma State

6. Texas beats Baylor
7. Kansas beats Kansas State
8. Texas Tech beats Oklahoma
9. West Virginia beats Oklahoma State

Which creates a 4 way tie for 2nd in which Tech holds the ultimate tiebreaker. The way the season has gone, there's nothing there that's a huge upset if OSU continues their slide. WVU gets KSU at home where they've been a much greater challenge.

I feel like Ok State may have another loss in them with how they're playing recently but IDK about k state.

also texas needs to remember offense is legal in a game, more specifically in the second half of games.

Neil Armbong fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Nov 14, 2022

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

It’s supposed to be loving cold as balls

Insulated coveralls, mittens, whiskey

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
K State gonna get 2nd in the Big 12

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

It’s supposed to be loving cold as balls

Bring the essentials.

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1591490875615760384

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Sounds alright to me.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Coffee on the sideline? Sounds like Kelly doesn't believe in championship hydration levels

Komet
Apr 4, 2003

Broth is a genius idea since it probably contains enough salt to prevent cramping.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Hear me out: Hot Gatorade

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
"northerner" checking in to lol at the phrase "40 degree cold"

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Seaniqua posted:

"northerner" checking in to lol at the phrase "40 degree cold"

go run a couple miles, drenching yourself in sweat, then sit in 40 degree air

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Soul Glo posted:

go run a couple miles, drenching yourself in sweat, then sit in 40 degree air

did you know: they also play football in the north

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Lol good one

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

secretly all Big 10 fans actually hate sub-zero games but just don't want to admit it

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

did you know: they also play football in the north

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

D.N. Nation posted:

secretly all Big 10 fans actually hate sub-zero games but just don't want to admit it

They also don't really happen much when the season ends Thanksgiving weekend.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

did you know: they also play football in the north

Of a sort

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
I’m gonna be in Nashville over thanksgiving weekend and was gonna get tickets to the UT Vandy game but they’re $200 cheapest and it’s a 730 game so lol no I’ll watch in a bar.

Checker Vandy gonna be funny tho

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

did you know: they also play football in the north

If you can call it football

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Hear me out: Hot Gatorade

Hot Gatorade with an emulsifier added to it, to make it slightly thicker.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Gonz posted:

Hot Gatorade with an emulsifier added to it, to make it slightly thicker.

mulled gatorade

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Alaois posted:

mulled gatorade

Radical Potpourri flavored Gatorade.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
the uva stuff is a real bummer but

GD_American posted:

VT 33
UVA 3

lmfao

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Lol, senseless gun violence I can use to make a sports funny

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

did you know: they also play football in the north

we call it "soccer"

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


Rectal Placenta posted:

Lol, senseless gun violence I can use to make a sports funny

I'm probably more upset about this than anyone but remember *points to name of website*

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
It’s the football funhouse not the empathy funhouse

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Soul Glo posted:

go run a couple miles, drenching yourself in sweat, then sit in 40 degree air

I have done this many times and in much colder weather. It sucks, and I hold no ill will to any of the football men needing to warm up. I was just making the obligatory dumb “real men play footbaw in snow” joke

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I was loving freezing at the Nebraska/Michigan game the other day. I would've done some unspeakable things for broth. Not gonna lie.

Related - Michigan's game day experience really leaves a lot to be desired. It's honestly probably the worst I've ever seen.

Komet
Apr 4, 2003

Not exactly football related, but when it rains, it pours in Charlottesville lmao

https://twitter.com/CarlyEHaynes/status/1592324578243915777?t=2D5ra0IpjtacDkB5WIbMlg&s=19

Remember this guy from tosh.0?

He was arrested in 2016 a few blocks away from me when he was in a standoff with police for taking his 17 year old girlfriend hostage

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




D.N. Nation posted:

secretly all Big 10 fans actually hate sub-zero games but just don't want to admit it

loving sub zero? It was 40 degrees. And sunny. That poo poo is warm for football. Sub zero is something completely different, something you actually have to feel to understand. Nobody on the planet likes sub zero games.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I mowed the lawn in shorts.

It was 43.

Komet
Apr 4, 2003

Are you That Guy at Penn State who wore shorts all winter?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Komet posted:

Are you That Guy at Penn State who wore shorts all winter?

Please don't make fun of people's Fetterman cosplays, this is a supportive thread.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
I don't own any shorts

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

D.N. Nation posted:

secretly all Big 10 fans actually hate sub-zero games but just don't want to admit it

Many, many years ago I had to practice for a week in the snow for northern Illinois high school playoff football. Hand was constantly frozen since I couldn't figure out how to grip the ball with a glove on

I have no idea how sconnies or Minnesotans deal with their way harsher winters

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011

mastershakeman posted:

Many, many years ago I had to practice for a week in the snow for northern Illinois high school playoff football. Hand was constantly frozen since I couldn't figure out how to grip the ball with a glove on

I have no idea how sconnies or Minnesotans deal with their way harsher winters

It wears on you after a while, but drat if it doesn't make that first week of Spring weather where you can open up all your windows feel incredible.

And, at least personally, the months straight of no sunshine is way harder to deal with than the cold.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Rectal Placenta posted:

It wears on you after a while, but drat if it doesn't make that first week of Spring weather where you can open up all your windows feel incredible.

And, at least personally, the months straight of no sunshine is way harder to deal with than the cold.

I moved to Arizona 7.5 years ago and not having months of no sunshine is so nice in comparison.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I, too, live in metro Phoenix, and all winter long, and my thermostat barely gets a workout every day. It's 51 degrees right now and i've got windows cracked.

I grew up in southeast Michigan and *in Bane voice* I was born in the cold; molded by it.

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Marching band in sub zero temps is always fun. Have to blow through the trombone just to get the slide unfrozen. At least I could wear full gloves, woodwinds need their fingertips exposed.

Bird in a Blender fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Nov 15, 2022

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