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Epitope
Nov 27, 2006

Grimey Drawer

Rationale posted:



Keep negging me there’s nothing I want more than goon approval

:vince:

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

vs Dinosaurs
Mar 14, 2009
and yet struggling to grapple with reality

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
It's not "negging," you dumb rear end in a top hat

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
Yeah perfect just like that
<3

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Is there yeast in the donuts?

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
:psyduck:

What is happening in this thread today?

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Is there yeast in the donuts?

Technically when you're making cake donuts in your back yard there probably is.

Also, I really really love that our esteemed poster who wants to open a baking business doesn't know what self rising flour is.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
Self-rising flour is flour with a bootstraps-pulling get-up-and-go attitude, much like our dear OP.

Chevy Slyme
May 2, 2004

We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

EasilyConfused posted:

:psyduck:

What is happening in this thread today?

Same thing that's been happening in this thread every day since it was posted, tbh.

a.p. dent
Oct 24, 2005

omg lol

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Motronic posted:

Technically when you're making cake donuts in your back yard there probably is.

Lol

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Chevy Slyme posted:

Same thing that's been happening in this thread every day since it was posted, tbh.

I wasn't prepared for the OP dramatically revealing they won some sort of grappling tournament in response to being lectured about donut making.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

EasilyConfused posted:

I wasn't prepared for the OP dramatically revealing they won some sort of grappling tournament in response to being lectured about donut making.

I think he's letting us know that he's brain damaged and asking us to go easy on him

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
I’m saying don’t give up on me

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
That's not at all what you're conveying, probably because of the brain damage

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
*dragging a cigarette into the filter*

The dough life ain’t for everyone, kid!

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av


Obviously

You know you sound retarded trying to lecture a former baker on baking, right? Or is being retarded and having retard strength how you got those medals?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
Yoooo, say r-worded it’s 2022

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

It's because you have a gift for bringing out the best in people.

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
It's the best word to describe you. People with developmental and intellectual disabilities nudge each other when they see you and laugh about the retard trying to act tough

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
Well you were a baker and couldn’t tell a buttermilk donut when you saw one so I wonder how people act when they see you

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Rationale posted:

Well you were a baker and couldn’t tell a buttermilk donut when you saw one so I wonder how people act when they see you

Really? That's the best you've got? Your poo poo is so busted that it's unrecognizable in a photo, and you literally don't know if you made a yeast-raised donut

Did you grapple normal people as a gimmick fighter, like when people used to box kangaroos?

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
They’re so nasty lol

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
I mean, there’s meaner stuff to say but I’ve done too much acid in my time to enjoy that type of thing

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Op your trolling is fantastic. I can't decide if it's all made up or or you're just posting badly on purpose but well played either way.

Very my cart broke and I ate a handful of gorp vibes.

Upgrade
Jun 19, 2021



Do you ship? Those look great!!!!!

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Rationale posted:

I mean, there’s meaner stuff to say but I’ve done too much acid in my time to enjoy that type of thing

Were you tripping balls when you made that poo poo?

For real: is there yeast in those donuts?

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
If you can’t tell why should I?

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
(posts a photo of some mangled burnt fry batter) Pretty impressive eh. I can do better. Now tell me how I did it

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Rationale posted:

If you can’t tell why should I?

So you DID combine yeast with self-rising flour. Lol that you hosed up so badly that you can't even admit it. If you're for real, you're unbelievable

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Powerful Katrinka posted:

So you DID combine yeast with self-rising flour. Lol that you hosed up so badly that you can't even admit it. If you're for real, you're unbelievable

Good news, OP is a troll and not believable.

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
I posted my ugly donuts and my silver medals and you think I’m scared to fess up about recipes

I’ve been doing self-rising flour and buttermilk because I don’t have a proofer

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Rationale posted:

I posted my ugly donuts and my silver medals and you think I’m scared to fess up about recipes

I’ve been doing self-rising flour and buttermilk because I don’t have a proofer

So they're CAKE donuts. Jesus you're stupid. If there's no yeast, they're NOT yeast donuts. There's no "sort of both"

Stop wasting everyone's time, including yours, by being a belligerent rear end in a top hat. If you're a real person who sincerely wants to open a business that's successful, you need to quit loving around, be humble, and learn from an actual baker, in real life, how to bake

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
I don’t really have the time so I’m just gonna dick around till I get it thanks anyway tho

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Rationale posted:

I don’t really have the time so I’m just gonna dick around till I get it thanks anyway tho

Normal poo poo normal people starting “businesses” say.


Please post pictures when you open Grover Donuts , preferably sooner rather than later since you won’t last long (you won’t last at all since this is obviously a troll).

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
Imagine being so silly that people think you’re doing a bit and still having the confidence to bet a year of your life on an unfamiliar enterprise. It’s easy if you try.

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'

Powerful Katrinka posted:

So they're CAKE donuts. Jesus you're stupid. If there's no yeast, they're NOT yeast donuts. There's no "sort of both"


They don’t taste or crumble like cake so eat poo poo nerd

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Rationale posted:

They don’t taste or crumble like cake so eat poo poo nerd

Oh my god, you really are retarded

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Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
Did you have to quit baking because all your cakes tasted like quickbread

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