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I associate that phrase with on cinema at the cinema. Hey guys!
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Except he’s grumbling about the MSM and professional journalism, with its nasty left wing bias. So, I feel like Musk has a couple layers of communication with the outside world. One layer is the online left, who is mean to him and constantly reminds him that, though powerful enough to buy entire communication platforms, he can’t buy being cool or clever. There’s the mainstream media, who is like a softer, more professional version of the online left in his eyes because it is gradually becoming unilaterally critical of him, reminding him that the whole end of history brain disease, which framed the existence of capitalist tech strivers like himself as an unambiguous good, is near fully passed through our system and now he’s just another rear end in a top hat with money. There’s the online right/musk fanatics, who offer him the hope that maybe those other two voices might just be full of poo poo, he’s actually cool, and his impulsive drive to possess the future is a salvational expression. Then, finally, there are his employees who are simply trying to continue being paid and advance their careers; they kiss his rear end or stay out of his way, but try to keep their interactions with his political desires as shallow and neutral as possible just because… why get involved with the psychosis of your volatile boss more than you need to? You’d think his genuine, non-transactional friends and immediate family would be another layer, but I don’t believe he has any of the prior, and doesn’t speak with the latter.
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Nov 15, 2022 02:07
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heavy liquid posted:
Angry Chris Farley is my favorite SNL movie. Like Dancing Clubber Guys.
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The Moon Monster posted:Medical woes bad enough to bankrupt Musk would be truly gruesome. True. He would be a husk of a musk ProfessorMarvel posted:Angry Chris Farley is my favorite SNL movie. Like Dancing Clubber Guys. (There actually was a Night at the Roxbury movie. It was horrible.)
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Nov 15, 2022 02:07
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quote:Lost in an image, in a dream 🤣🤣🤣🍀
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heavy liquid posted:
I don't remember this episode of that 70s show who is that yelling at Eric and Donna
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Nov 15, 2022 02:18
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592228299337760768 
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Verdugo posted:Because just like the Trump thread they need to run it completely into the ground until it loses any trace of humor. Much like my posting. As someone whose majority of posts are in iterations of a Trump thread and guilty of that, I agree. I don't post there anymore Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Nov 15, 2022 |
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Nov 15, 2022 02:19
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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592228299337760768 This dude's brain, vernacular, and cognitive handling has been entirely eaten by being deep-poo poo in bitcoins, which would basically explain all his business practices
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Nov 15, 2022 02:22
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https://twitter.com/generalslug/status/1592012792240181255?s=46&t=lbEYoiqo52sOFb8Zt5EX9Q Literally replying to a bot that posts your own quotes. Musk might be the most pathetic man on earth
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Nov 15, 2022 02:38
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Lmao https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1592301644666245120?t=d97qrBiJFiGQHZfNEzansw&s=19 Edit: screenshot in case 
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Nov 15, 2022 02:47
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KitConstantine posted:Lmao lol the department that does this absolutely has a musk bullshit alert and they are right to have and keep it into eternity
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Nov 15, 2022 02:50
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/generalslug/status/1592012792240181255?s=46&t=lbEYoiqo52sOFb8Zt5EX9Q Wow, normally the Twitter narcissist “thought leaders” only retweet their own bots
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Matt Foley goes to park his Tesla van down by the river but instead it accelerates to 80mph and takes out an entire boat of children
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This is just a weird connection I came across today, but there's an SCP persona called "the slasher" who pays a shitton of cash for companies, rips out their entire infrastructure and makes them so shittily insolvable that multinational buyers can just step in for nothing and rebuild them on their terms So, uh That's a thing
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Chrpno posted:Has he considered a sack lunch? According to Grimes, he is a complete miser. They lived in a $44,000 house in a bad area, and lived off of peanut butter for a week. The guy is a billionaire and refuses to spend any of it.
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postmodifier posted:This is just a weird connection I came across today, but there's an SCP persona called "the slasher" who pays a shitton of cash for companies, rips out their entire infrastructure and makes them so shittily insolvable that multinational buyers can just step in for nothing and rebuild them on their terms Sounds like the Slasher is completely owned.
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postmodifier posted:This is just a weird connection I came across today, but there's an SCP persona called "the slasher" who pays a shitton of cash for companies, rips out their entire infrastructure and makes them so shittily insolvable that multinational buyers can just step in for nothing and rebuild them on their terms I mean, that's basically like shitheel firms like Bain Capital do
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IShallRiseAgain posted:According to Grimes, he is a complete miser. They lived in a $44,000 house in a bad area, and lived off of peanut butter for a week. The guy is a billionaire and refuses to spend any of it. has anyone told him he can spend money for fun stuff that will make him happy?
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kazil posted:has anyone told him he can spend money for fun stuff that will make him happy? Musk’s bioneurology is fuckled. There’s no happiness to be had. Only a dragon to chase
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kazil posted:has anyone told him he can spend money for fun stuff that will make him happy?
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postmodifier posted:This is just a weird connection I came across today, but there's an SCP persona called "the slasher" who pays a shitton of cash for companies, rips out their entire infrastructure and makes them so shittily insolvable that multinational buyers can just step in for nothing and rebuild them on their terms Jeez have you kids not seen Pretty Woman? That's what Richard Gere would do until Julia Hooker stepped in and then he started investing in a company with heart and soul and then George Constanza was like "she's a whore man a goddamned whore" and she came in with shopping bags and stuff and said "biig mistake". People's Choice award winner 1990! Look it up
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Nov 15, 2022 03:25
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he could buy 100 private islands, all with mansions, live in a different one every day stocked with anything he could ever want forever but he chooses to sit hunched over in some $1000 herman miller office chair on a dirty rear end laptop making dumb twitter posts all day long his brain is loving mush
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IShallRiseAgain posted:According to Grimes, he is a complete miser. They lived in a $44,000 house in a bad area, and lived off of peanut butter for a week. The guy is a billionaire and refuses to spend any of it. God that poor girl. If you've never been to one of her concerts, go sometime; she does great sets and handles bass in ways that not even Bassnectar touches.
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Horsebanger posted:I associate that phrase with on cinema at the cinema. when you've got movies like John Belushi in 'em, you can't lose
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Philthy posted:he could buy 100 private islands, all with mansions, live in a different one every day stocked with anything he could ever want forever Elon Mush (ACCOUNT SUSPENDED)
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Philthy posted:he could buy 100 private islands, all with mansions, live in a different one every day stocked with anything he could ever want forever He's not even good at it. D- poster at best
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Philthy posted:he could buy 100 private islands, all with mansions, live in a different one every day stocked with anything he could ever want forever How dare you make fun of a freedom fighter to give all the bots the freest of
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I requested a download of all my twitter data earlier today, but haven’t received a download link yet. Maybe I was too late and Musk ripped out that system because he didn’t see any use. I bet the EU disagrees, though.
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Nov 15, 2022 03:37
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Philthy posted:but he chooses to sit hunched over in some $1000 herman miller office chair on a dirty rear end laptop making dumb twitter posts all day long Dumb as hell if you think he's sitting on something as pedestrian as a Herman Miller He's sitting on that dumbshit sink he carried in, duh Also every twitter video embed that's been posted in this thread the last three days is now a legit sideshow, I get 10 frames in a 40 second video, good job guys
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Horsebanger posted:I associate that phrase with on cinema at the cinema. Elon welcoming fired employees back to the office  
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IShallRiseAgain posted:According to Grimes, he is a complete miser. They lived in a $44,000 house in a bad area, and lived off of peanut butter for a week. The guy is a billionaire and refuses to spend any of it. Lmao, gently caress. I thought I was bad for being a cheapass even after getting a good computer janitor job. How the gently caress do you force yourself and others to live in poverty conditions when you're blowing millions and billions on impulse? 1% of the twitter deal cost would set drat near anyone for life.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:According to Grimes, he is a complete miser. They lived in a $44,000 house in a bad area, and lived off of peanut butter for a week. The guy is a billionaire and refuses to spend any of it. This sounds like the ftx guy that was showing off his Toyota carolla but has a $50 billion penthouse. Anytime he spends in the hood is some childish cosplay since he has multiple ex special ops bodyguards at all times. On Joe Rogan musk said he sold his homes because it eliminated attack vectors or some dumb poo poo like that. As of not owning a home he is suffering like someone that has to worry about where to sleep.
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Nov 15, 2022 04:00
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If he put 0.5% of his wealth into the bank he would get $40,000,000 interest per annum
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Chrpno posted:Has he considered a sack lunch? I gotta sack lunch for ya! It's egg salad sandwich and pretzels, little cup of pears on the side. Sorry, money's tight right now.
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Isint their some late 90s footage of him taking delivery of a Bugatti? Seems like he spends money.
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davecrazy posted:Isint their some late 90s footage of him taking delivery of a Bugatti? He bought his former employee/mistress a big mansion. He crashes/sleeps there on occasion and claims he has no houses because none are in his name. I'm sure he has lots more of such locations everywhere. He does have these periodic manic episodes where he slept in a rental box on SpaceX runway for a week or got a roach apartment in the hood together with Grimes for a while. These look like roleplay things he does once in a while to tell himself he's normal. He once slept on a Tesla factory floor and has been using this story for years since then to force his employees to work 18-hour shifts. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Nov 15, 2022 |
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Deki posted:Lmao, gently caress. I thought I was bad for being a cheapass even after getting a good computer janitor job. That’s 400 million dollars holy gently caress
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