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Lobok posted:Usually the trial has to conclude first before the judge sends them to the gallows. 
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 Carnac: "Ok now, three are coming to me. Wine, mango, and ep." McMahon: "Hoho, 'ep'? Are you feeling ok, Carnac?" Carnac: "My powers of prognostication are performing perfectly. Wine, mango, ep." [opens envelope] "-steen suicide is on the rise!" McMahon: "Hiyooo!"
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Henchman of Santa posted:https://twitter.com/screenslate/status/1589997002733281282?s=61&t=mnR5Cd3cNi6L96j56omR1g What size handgun, though? An S&W 500 would impress me.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:What size handgun, though? An S&W 500 would impress me. 
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“Cormac McCarthy and I got a divorce because I was just too hardcore” is quite an opening line. Also, Anton She-gurh
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Well I'll admit that I wasn't sure what to make of the rise in polyamory in today's world but this proves it can be a force for good.
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bobjr posted:polycule I learned a new word today 
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/ArmandDoma/status/1591132883598856194?s=20&t=C5jXezsd6gS_O0J9vSRplg "was ran" is melting my loving brain
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I see 'ran' as the past participle of run so often that as a non-native speaker I've occasionally wondered if it's considered an acceptable alternative to 'run'. Same with 'went' instead of 'gone', that one's also really common for some reason.
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Grammar is stupid, rules be stupid, it's all dialects and fighting other peoples dialects is about as morally vanguardist as saying their food is disgusting
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Grammar is stupid, rules be stupid, it's all dialects and fighting other peoples dialects is about as morally vanguardist as saying their food is disgusting Basically.
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Captain Monkey posted:Basically. Literally
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 quote:Alexander Tominsky — a.k.a. Philadelphia Chicken Man — says the self-imposed mission left him 'traumatized'
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I know someone that works with him. He's apparently a pretty good dude.
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Who came up with 'ending violence against women = jetsky parade'? How is that a sensical thought in anyone's mind? even if it's Australia we're discussing.
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It's an allegory; the jetskis represent men fighting against the tireless waves of violence against women (represented by the waves). But being sympathetic to women is gay, so said men (the jetskis) are being ridden by other men (who represent men) in a more-or-less SFW allegoric representation of sodomy. e: you are right to notice that, as this allegory clearly demonstrates, women play no active role in any of this.
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quote:“On one of Australia’s most iconic waterways, the jetski display puts the work of violence prevention front and centre, igniting conversations that, in our hope, will inspire people to take action to effect change at the local level,” Mr Ball said. ok they have a history of stupid stuff: quote:Australian charity White Ribbon has taken down an appeal and offered an apology after being accused of asking people to donate educate men around violence prevention. https://twitter.com/AngeMaryClaire/status/1562360719286599681 quote:A White Ribbon Australia senior representative has been slammed after suggesting the domestic violence charity sell 'wife beater' singlets to raise money.
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 I know that many charities are just some rich moron's excuse to look compassionate but this one must be run by the universe's laziest do-no-research alien visitors. I'd just like to say gently caress you Glirp Nimk of tau ceti beta! This isn't a game for us, so get serious or bugger off.
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See, it's starting powerful conversations already
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You're missing the obvious point of having the angriest dudes ride the noisiest machines around the beach ruining everyones day though. It will turn the tide on violence against women.
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They sound like people who can't understand why Homer was fired from his bowling alley job for trying to attract customers by firing a shotgun outside of it.
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quote:Comedian Jay Leno has been taken to hospital after his face was burned in his Los Angeles garage when one of his cars burst into flames.
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trapped mouse posted:The weirdest part about this headline is that the car was not a Tesla. Hey! My car has an alibi!
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https://twitter.com/bbcworldservice/status/1591802276116680706 “Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? They're saying I burnt myself working on one of my cars, Unbelievable!"
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https://twitter.com/bbcworldservice/status/1591802276116680706 Ooh I remember when that happened, it was the funny thing to talk about for a week, even got referenced in 'the IT Crowd' Go watch it on the tube if you haven't, the poor guy just trying to go with whatever the interviewer mistakenly asks out of sheer panic.
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It also got him an appearance as a "Mystery Guest" on one of the Big Fat Quizzes, though I can't remember if it was for that year or one of the decade specials.
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Germansimp posted:It also got him an appearance as a "Mystery Guest" on one of the Big Fat Quizzes, though I can't remember if it was for that year or one of the decade specials. 2006 is the one.
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