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Electric Phantasm posted:No article just a pic and a headline https://twitter.com/BigTechAlert/status/1589739248261169152
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lmao https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1590038943247933440
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Christe Eleison posted:https://www.theonion.com/smiling-fetterman-asks-oz-if-he-d-mind-slowly-repeating-1849763117 The picture really got me somehow.
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It's older, but I found this one amusing: I Know Heaven Is Real Because I Saw It And Abducted An Angel https://www.theonion.com/i-know-heaven-is-real-because-i-saw-it-and-abducted-an-1819584956
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Maigius posted:It's older, but I found this one amusing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GaFWuJj3LY
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https://mobile.twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1621252186742165505 Some really amazing comments and QTs on this one.
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Nucleic Acids posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1621252186742165505 haha wow, they still got it
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Feb 3, 2023 19:40
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Lol look how mad everyone is in the comments.
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I don't want to be the white guy commenter who goes in and asks "what's racist about this?" because no such commenter has ever deserved to live, but I'm going through the replies and qts and I wish I knew how to get a decent answer. Not the real answer in this case, which is that criticizing KH is considered racism per se for the KHive, but some kind of actually cogent point I'd have to think about. Maybe it's because this is really rough chuckles if you're not used to The Onion, and this comes off as bernie bros using a national tragedy to further a narrative? I feel like a person who actually thinks this is racist could do better than that, though.
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Feb 3, 2023 20:07
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Maybe it's disrespectful to Tyre?
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Feb 3, 2023 20:10
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High fiving the cops would indeed be disrespectful, hence her reminding herself not to do it.
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bamhand posted:Maybe it's disrespectful to Tyre? yeah that seems to be what the commenters are converging on i think its disrespectful to send a cop to mollify the righeous
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Feb 3, 2023 20:14
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I meant making the joke at the expense of his death. But that is kind of what the Onion does. Like bringing out that mass shooting article every week.
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bamhand posted:I meant making the joke at the expense of his death. But that is kind of what the Onion does. Like bringing out that mass shooting article every week. oh yea absolutely yea thats their thing. but its never (or rarely, i suppose someone can find examples to the contrary) directed at the victim so its pretty funny to see a twitter brigade like taht tbf i dont usually click through for the replies but i did beacuse op said they were dumb and they were
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Nation Surrenders to Chinese Balloon Bowing down before the floating intruder mere hours after it entered American airspace, the entire U.S. nation reportedly surrendered Friday to the Chinese balloon spotted hovering over Montana. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1621593706305388546?cxt=HHwWhIC8pcy4h4EtAAAA
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Been getting some old Onion videos in my recommendations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTXz_4u-4mc
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Sponsored: 18 More Days Until You’re Struck And Killed By Kia Sorento
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Christe Eleison posted:https://www.theonion.com/u-s-demands-u-n-pass-resolution-officially-stating-am-1850036279 lol asking ausdtralia
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As PossibleThe Onion Editorial Board posted:“Quentin” is a 14-year-old assigned female at birth who now identifies as male against the wishes of his parents. His transition was supported by one of his unmarried teachers, who is not a virgin. He stole his parents’ car and drove to the hospital, where a doctor immediately began performing top surgery on him. Afterward, driving home drunk from the hospital, Quentin became suicidally depressed, and he wonders now, homeless and ridden with gonorrhea, if transitioning was a mistake.
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Pththya-lyi posted:It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible The closing paragraph followed by those signatures is two punches to the gut, hoo boy.
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Pththya-lyi posted:It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://mobile.twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/1626638091342516250 Hit dog, holler, etc. lol fuckin’ deleted already Nucleic Acids has a new favorite as of 01:53 on Feb 18, 2023 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible I think they've done this before, but it made me laugh: 
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God there are SO MANY people malding in the replies with either "When I was a child I enjoyed the Onion and how it made fun of old people, but now that I am old I find that the articles are making fun of me!  When did the Onion change to become WOKE TRASH?" or "   Heh, am I supposed to believe that words can cause harm??????????"
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https://www.thegamer.com/hogwarts-legaxy-throw-people-under-the-bus-childhood-harry-potter-jk-rowling/ I’m Willing To Throw People Under The Bus If It Means Pretending To Relive My Childhood
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I think they've done this before, but it made me laugh: Other that Ted Kacynzski and Steve Hannah (and I presume a Zweibel) who are the others?
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That could be former Avalanches captain Joe Sakic, who wore #19.
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SgtScruffy posted:Other that Ted Kacynzski and Steve Hannah (and I presume a Zweibel) who are the others? Mary Kay Letourneau: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Kay_Letourneau Can't make out the middle right one.
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Ages ago I read a book that was supposed to be debunking various conspiracy theories, except when it got to 9/11 when it became "hey, I'm just asking questions."
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Parents Trick Child Into Eating More Vegetables By Hitting Him If He Doesn’t Eat Vegetables
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New Absolut Ad Features Swaying Mom With One Eye Closed Telling Camera She Used To Dance CEO Relieved AI Can Never Replace Him If He Already Contributes Nothing To Company
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The king has returned… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfonLJjdWyQ
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that is an impressive number of stabbings i guess stabby guy works to a quota. tough job, much respect
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