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what are these jiggly brussels sprouts alien isopods? please don't tell me i'm experiencing small pastry blindness
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https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1592166356400611328 Screenshot for if/when twitter dies: 
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Nov 15, 2022 07:41
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Haifisch posted:https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1592166356400611328 They hadn't invented cholesterol back then, so it was probably okay
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Nov 15, 2022 07:43
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hallo spacedog posted:Are the eels in question the same or different than like, unagi eels Unagi is mostly japanese eel, Anguilla japonica. Eel in the UK is the close relative, European eel, Anguilla anguilla. European eel is on the verge of going extinct, stocks are down >90% since the 1980s, because of overfishing. The Japanese eel is endangered, but not critially endangered. Eel can't be farmed. Eel spawn is caught and raised on farms, but we pretty much know nothing on how eels breed. Please don't eat any kind of eel. 
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Nov 15, 2022 11:36
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remmebr this lol https://twitter.com/BorednHungry/status/1512873861145976833
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Nov 15, 2022 11:47
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Yep that's just the face that would attract me to dine someplace else And if you know what that poo poo stands for you either find the theme unattractively stupid or you believe yourself too good to be eating at a place like that.
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Nov 15, 2022 12:01
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axolotl farmer posted:Unagi is mostly japanese eel, Anguilla japonica. Eel in the UK is the close relative, European eel, Anguilla anguilla. It was actually recently discovered where European eels breed, turns out they migrate about 10,000 km to the Sargasso sea. But yes, don't eat eels!
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Nov 15, 2022 12:30
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FFT posted:we have such delights to serve you ...Turkish delights?
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Nov 15, 2022 14:07
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 Okay it actually sounds grosser than it is, because it sounds like ranch dressing in water, but actually it's tequila in carbonated water. Here's another: https://twitter.com/Snack_Memories/status/1587967292679360512
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Nov 15, 2022 17:03
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SlothfulCobra posted:
Yeah ranch water is just a tequila highball. They’ve been around for a bit but I think some company started making a canned version so it’s seeing more popularity outside of Texas. e: gonna make a ranch water with the Thirsty Dog
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Nov 15, 2022 17:13
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Ror posted:Release the meat from its prison! If you insist ZZZIIIIIPPPP!
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Nov 15, 2022 17:14
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Nov 15, 2022 17:14
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Where's the floating flakes of dill and chive? It should look like Goldschlager but green. Greenschlager.
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Nov 15, 2022 17:18
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yeah ranch water I think predates ranch dressing as an idea
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Nov 15, 2022 17:19
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SlothfulCobra posted:
JFC don’t give carbonated beverages to your pets
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Nov 15, 2022 19:46
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:JFC don’t give carbonated beverages to your pets More fish soda for me, then!
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Nov 15, 2022 19:57
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riding the subway, i make uncomfortably long and intimate eye contact with you which only ends as i take a great big swallow of my fish seltzer. i burp contentedly and resume staring.
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Nov 15, 2022 20:07
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https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1592319621256073216
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Nov 15, 2022 20:14
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Chunkolate fountain.
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Nov 15, 2022 20:15
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We all have days like this.
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Nov 15, 2022 20:15
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I hope that Golden Corral guy is doing okay
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Nov 15, 2022 20:27
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:JFC don’t give carbonated beverages to your pets Okay, what about  https://twitter.com/BuschBeer/status/1579865933341810688
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Nov 15, 2022 20:52
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Pretty sure those aren’t carbonated so they’re probably fine in moderation 
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Nov 15, 2022 21:11
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It just takes a little bit of water to do this to melted chocolate right? It probably happens pretty often
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Nov 15, 2022 21:44
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Ror posted:what are these jiggly brussels sprouts alien isopods? I think it's another haggis-esque stuffed offal sack. Not sure the contents of it though.
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Nov 15, 2022 22:12
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EoinCannon posted:It just takes a little bit of water to do this to melted chocolate right? Yeah it’s just seized. If you were making a chocolate sauce in a pan you would just try adding some more liquid to it to thin it out and get it flowing again, but I don’t know how you reliably do that in a fountain.
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Nov 15, 2022 22:26
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Turkey Flavored Dog Brew TURKEY FLAVORED Dog Brew
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Nov 15, 2022 23:57
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Sir Lemming posted:Turkey Flavored Dog Brew Has the exact same cadence as "Children love the meat tank", could envision Hot Dad belting it out as a whole song. 10/10
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Nov 16, 2022 00:04
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uber_stoat posted:i'm going to open the first restaurant to specialize in Wad-based cuisine. When I fantasize about owning a restaurant, one of the sections of the menu will just be labeled "Mess". You pick (broadly) a carb, a meat, and a fluid, and we'll scramble them all together or pour two atop a third. Ramen, egg, and ham. Potatoes, Velveeta, and bacon bits. Wheat toast, ground beef, and cream gravy. Pumpernickel, alfredo, and liver. In terms of getting nutrition into your body, it's a decent enough application. But I'm under no illusions that it's something appealing enough to go out for regularly. KataraniSword posted:Has the exact same cadence as "Children love the meat tank", could envision Hot Dad belting it out as a whole song. 10/10 Also the same cadence as "Panasonic Blu-Ray"
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Nov 16, 2022 01:51
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AARD VARKMAN posted:haggis-esque stuffed offal sack
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Nov 16, 2022 01:54
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Dareon posted:When I fantasize about owning a restaurant, one of the sections of the menu will just be labeled "Mess". You pick (broadly) a carb, a meat, and a fluid, and we'll scramble them all together or pour two atop a third. Ramen, egg, and ham. Potatoes, Velveeta, and bacon bits. Wheat toast, ground beef, and cream gravy. Pumpernickel, alfredo, and liver. It's the Waffle House bowl of stuff, and I love it.
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Nov 16, 2022 02:08
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 It's beer! For dogs! quote:We brew a special kind of beer just for dogs. Potent in a good way, it contains beef base, malt extract and K9 Glucosamine. Don’t worry – this brew is alcohol-free! Your dog will love to lap up Beer Paws Doggy Beer anytime, but we recommend splashing some on their regular meals. Adding the beer is a great way to enhance the appetite of a finicky or older dog. You can also freeze the beer in ice cube trays for a refreshing treat on a hot day.
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Nov 16, 2022 02:11
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Ror posted:what are these jiggly brussels sprouts alien isopods? comrade, giant isopods were my first impression as well, because i also thought the first dish of boiling fleshy things were deep-sea thermophile tube worms. i figured it was like a Mariana trench sourced seafood course, at one of those pop-up restaurants they probably have on the Plane of Suffering
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Nov 16, 2022 03:40
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You can eat those isopods but they are apparently not very tasty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-UuS_YSPKk Not sure I recommend this vid but it's interesting.
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Nov 16, 2022 03:47
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Ebola Dog posted:It was actually recently discovered where European eels breed, turns out they migrate about 10,000 km to the Sargasso sea. A Swedish journalist wrote a great book on this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85levangeliet
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Nov 16, 2022 05:25
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Freaquency posted:Yeah it’s just seized. If you were making a chocolate sauce in a pan you would just try adding some more liquid to it to thin it out and get it flowing again, but I don’t know how you reliably do that in a fountain. I read somewhere ages ago that most chocolate fountains have the chocolate mixed with cooking oil so it runs smoothly
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Nov 16, 2022 05:46
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SuddenCactus posted:I read somewhere ages ago that most chocolate fountains have the chocolate mixed with cooking oil so it runs smoothly Both before and after you eat it
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Nov 16, 2022 05:48
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Nov 16, 2022 07:29
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
Gonna get a dog with sunglasses and a hawaiian shirt so I can catch some of the overflow bikini babes.
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Dareon posted:When I fantasize about owning a restaurant, one of the sections of the menu will just be labeled "Mess". You pick (broadly) a carb, a meat, and a fluid, and we'll scramble them all together or pour two atop a third. Ramen, egg, and ham. Potatoes, Velveeta, and bacon bits. Wheat toast, ground beef, and cream gravy. Pumpernickel, alfredo, and liver.
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