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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



mobby_6kl posted:



Hopefully not in a row!

Someone call the Guinness people

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Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

PainterofCrap posted:

Someone call the Guinness people

Don't worry, I'm sure your mom's record is safe

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Grendels Dad posted:

I can hear this bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx18XDUUp3E&t=36s

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Talcum gravy?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


Inceltown posted:

Talcum gravy?

No, she doesn't accept talcum gravy, read the sign

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Inceltown posted:

Talcum gravy?

Mind your Biscuits!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

LoveladyGravy.pickup.com is a dead link, unfortunately. :(

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Inceltown posted:

Talcum gravy?

Someone's never changed a diaper

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Baron von Eevl posted:

It was off the charts.

I appreciate this

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Dixville posted:

I appreciate this

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/HarrysBadTweets/status/1592122073639518211











I'm "Unsuspecting Tyrant double-decker beef fort"

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I'm jealous of the success and approbation Grilled Ham has found in life.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

I appreciate that they have given up even trying with putting anything green in there. Just sausages stacked on meat with a touch of cheese and mustard.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




I imagined that these names are descriptions of what these will do in your colon.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


In his double decker beef fort the tyrant lays unsuspecting
:golgo:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
I live in Japan and speak almost no Japanese so I live a poorly translated life, mostly courtesy of Google Translate. It's a source of constant entertainment, and is half the content of my instagram.

















Trig Discipline has a new favorite as of 08:25 on Nov 15, 2022

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Trig Discipline posted:

I live in Japan and speak almost no Japanese so I live a poorly translated life, mostly courtesy of Google Translate. It's a source of constant entertainment, and is half the content of my instagram.



this is art

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




ASS

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


An rear end/video move button? Someone get Sir Mix-a-lot!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:

I live in Japan and speak almost no Japanese so I live a poorly translated life, mostly courtesy of Google Translate. It's a source of constant entertainment, and is half the content of my instagram.

Have you come across "bull hormone" or something equivalent yet? I think the kanji for hormone and tripe is the same or something, it was always on restaurant menus.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Varnish my golden hole

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Only if you behave.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

bike tory posted:

Have you come across "bull hormone" or something equivalent yet? I think the kanji for hormone and tripe is the same or something, it was always on restaurant menus.

I have! Pops up in the izakayas from time to time.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Trig Discipline posted:

I live in Japan and speak almost no Japanese so I live a poorly translated life, mostly courtesy of Google Translate. It's a source of constant entertainment, and is half the content of my instagram.






This is fantastic

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

By popular demand posted:

Only if you behave.

Or misbehave, you naughty person!

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Trig Discipline posted:

I live in Japan and speak almost no Japanese

This strikes me as something that you maybe should have thought through, before moving there :question:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Maybe you can press this button and go back to before you moved to a random rear end country where you don’t speak the language

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

freeedr posted:

Maybe you can press this button and go back to before you moved to a random rear end country where you don’t speak the language

I wish I could push it and go back to a time where your posts didn't exist

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I wish I could push it and go back to a time where your posts didn't exist

My idiocy is inescapable

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

freeedr posted:

Maybe you can press this button and go back to before you moved to a random rear end country where you don’t speak the language

“Learn to speak American if you’re gonna live in America!”

That’s just silly.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

:nice:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

freeedr posted:

Maybe you can press this button and go back to before you moved to a random rear end country where you don’t speak the language

Dr. Red Ranger
Nov 9, 2011

Nap Ghost

Trig Discipline posted:

I live in Japan and speak almost no Japanese so I live a poorly translated life, mostly courtesy of Google Translate. It's a source of constant entertainment, and is half the content of my instagram.





This one just says "Squat Magic" in kanji underneath so it's less Engrish and more "we know drat well what we're about here". Which is even more entertaining IMO

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://twitter.com/bromojumbo/status/1592000457308016642

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Why is his right hand like that

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Solar Tornado posted:

Why is his right hand like that

You don't need to be a detective working for the Photoshop crimes department to notice that there are a lot of things wrong with that picture.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
We don't have a single picture of Adam Sandler looking like he's having fun. So I guess just put his face on the first stock photo you find of "surfing the web" and then just do whatever for the remote. It'll tick the minimum number of boxes we need for a family movie ad.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

null_pointer posted:

This strikes me as something that you maybe should have thought through, before moving there :question:

freeedr posted:

Maybe you can press this button and go back to before you moved to a random rear end country where you don’t speak the language

:dafuq:

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