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Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Elissimpark posted:

I always felt they should have lent into this and have Kim constantly being the victim of alternate dimensions, time loops and paradoxes so there's always an Ensign Kim, just never the same Ensign Kim.


:effort:

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Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

BonHair posted:

At least Kes had an arch. Kim was just "be boring, die and be replaced with a duplicate, be boring".
Wasn't Garett Wang constantly on the bubble for getting fired because he'd show up late and/or stoned? If I were the writers room, I'd probably try to avoid having him carry plots because of that

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Elissimpark posted:

I always felt they should have lent into this and have Kim constantly being the victim of alternate dimensions, time loops and paradoxes so there's always an Ensign Kim, just never the same Ensign Kim.

star trek doesn't do fun

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I'm pretty sure I know what it means, but there's gotta be a better term for it than "localvore".

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

kes' anime species was one of the worst things star trek has ever done

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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ChubbyChecker posted:

kes' anime species was one of the worst things star trek has ever done

kes was reverse anime, she was a 3 yo in a 30 year old body, anime is 1000 year old in a 6 yo body. both are gross tho

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Large Testicles posted:

kes was reverse anime, she was a 3 yo in a 30 year old body, anime is 1000 year old in a 6 yo body. both are gross tho

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Large Testicles posted:

kes was reverse anime, she was a 3 yo in a 30 year old body, anime is 1000 year old in a 6 yo body. both are gross tho

I regret to inform you that anime does both

Bear Enthusiast
Mar 20, 2010

Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone
Big (1988) is my favorite anime

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

More efficient to wash the dishes in the shower imo. Then you can brush your teeth, shower, poo poo, and wash the dishes all at once

I know this is the meme thread... But to anyone out there who actually brushes their teeth in the shower:
Stop.
It's not more efficient...if anything it's less efficient. If it takes you two minutes to brush, it's two minutes in or out of the shower...and in the shower , you're wasting water.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Fister Roboto posted:

I'm pretty sure I know what it means, but there's gotta be a better term for it than "localvore".

I'm sure there is but the people who hyperfixate on these kinds of individual consumer choice tend to be psychos so is it really surprising that they went with this?

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



DrBouvenstein posted:

I know this is the meme thread... But to anyone out there who actually brushes their teeth in the shower:
Stop.
It's not more efficient...if anything it's less efficient. If it takes you two minutes to brush, it's two minutes in or out of the shower...and in the shower , you're wasting water.

lmao next you’re going to tell me that jerking off in the shower at as efficient and doing it while I poo poo

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

shampoo your teeth while rinsing your hair

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
The truly green thing to do is to pull out your teeth and only gum berries.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

1.) wet brush
2.) paste on brush
3.) brush teeth, spit
4.) rinse brush

repeat steps 3 and 4 until paste no longer foams and spit is clear

thanks,

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I've been using it for a while now but unfucked is such a great word

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

This is loving bullshit. Seven of Nine wasn't added to the cast until season 4.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


DrBouvenstein posted:

I know this is the meme thread... But to anyone out there who actually brushes their teeth in the shower:
Stop.
It's not more efficient...if anything it's less efficient. If it takes you two minutes to brush, it's two minutes in or out of the shower...and in the shower , you're wasting water.*

Not applicable if you have a beard.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Crescent Wrench posted:

This is loving bullshit. Seven of Nine wasn't added to the cast until season 4.

Wasn't there some elaborate reason why seven of nine led to the election of trump or something?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

sebmojo posted:

Wasn't there some elaborate reason why seven of nine led to the election of trump or something?

Jeri Ryan's husband was a dbag who took her to the club to do some things and got outed for it leading to him losing his senate seat to Obama.

Trump comes later and is sort of a wild card.

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Jun 1, 2020

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sebmojo posted:

Wasn't there some elaborate reason why seven of nine led to the election of trump or something?

Jeri Ryan's husband was running for some Illinois seat> drama comes out about their marriage> Obama gets her husband's seat instead> B'rock the Islamic Shock is elected president and makes fun of Trump> Trump vows revenge> Trump becomes president

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
her ex-husband was obama's opponent in his senate race and getting the court records of their nasty divorce publicized was the nail in the coffin for his campaign, though the initial reason for the divorce was cited as her moving to california to act in star trek even though the man himself was abusive

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Jeri Ryan was married to John Ryan, who tried running for the 2004 US Senate race for Illinois against Barack Obama. When documents from the Ryan divorce revealed he pressured Jeri to perform sexual acts in public John withdrew from the race. Obama becomes Senator, then becomes President. Trump latches onto the birther movement. Obama makes fun of Trump during the White House Correspondents Dinner (the 2011 one before Osama Bin Laden was killed), infuriating Trump. Trump runs for President, wins, and tries to undo everything Obama did during his 8 years in office.

E: F,B like Jeri probably was during those sex club romps.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Android Apocalypse posted:

Jeri Ryan was married to John Ryan, who tried running for the 2004 US Senate race for Illinois against Barack Obama. When documents from the Ryan divorce revealed he pressured Jeri to perform sexual acts in public John withdrew from the race. Obama becomes Senator, then becomes President. Trump latches onto the birther movement. Obama makes fun of Trump during the White House Correspondents Dinner (the 2011 one before Osama Bin Laden was killed), infuriating Trump. Trump runs for President, wins, and tries to undo everything Obama did during his 8 years in office.

E: F,B like Jeri probably was during those sex club romps.

I think she actually had the chops to stand up for herself.

Not sure but that was my reading of it.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I think she actually had the chops to stand up for herself.

Not sure but that was my reading of it.

Yeah IIRC, she told him to gently caress off with his creepy stuff and it's what caused the divorce

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

I like how every explanation become a little more elaborate.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




freelop posted:

Datamoshing is the name of the effect

Oh thank you so much for telling me that

https://i.imgur.com/0DYe7wi.mp4






Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

some plague rats posted:

You're all making really bad posts. If anyone carries on this conversation I'm going to start handing out probes at random

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

RareAcumen posted:

Oh thank you so much for telling me that

https://i.imgur.com/0DYe7wi.mp4

here are a few that ive saved

https://i.imgur.com/RYFeYhE.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/zmTndgi.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/gD5WoKa.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/06c11Qz.mp4

and my fav (sound on)
https://i.imgur.com/9hfG3Ln.mp4

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Large Testicles posted:

Jeri Ryan's husband was running for some Illinois seat> drama comes out about their marriage> Obama gets her husband's seat instead> B'rock the Islamic Shock is elected president and makes fun of Trump> Trump vows revenge> Trump becomes president

Yep that was it!

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth
I'm not enjoying these memes of things pixelatedly morphing that don't seem memey but I don't post good memes so I guess I should just stfu

Looking forward to tomorrow's Terry

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

droll posted:

I'm not enjoying these memes of things pixelatedly morphing that don't seem memey but I don't post good memes so I guess I should just stfu

Looking forward to tomorrow's Terry

i can move my post to the pics thread if you'd prefer

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Incredibly cringe to type it out like an invader zim character terry

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I actually have that on vinyl. And I am NOT a fan of Star Trek.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Incredibly cringe to type it out like an invader zim character terry

Not nearly enough screaming

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

Large Testicles posted:

star trek doesn't do fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDrABWb9VIQ

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Android Apocalypse posted:

Jeri Ryan was married to John Ryan, who tried running for the 2004 US Senate race for Illinois against Barack Obama. When documents from the Ryan divorce revealed he pressured Jeri to perform sexual acts in public John withdrew from the race. Obama becomes Senator, then becomes President. Trump latches onto the birther movement. Obama makes fun of Trump during the White House Correspondents Dinner (the 2011 one before Osama Bin Laden was killed), infuriating Trump. Trump runs for President, wins, and tries to undo everything Obama did during his 8 years in office.

E: F,B like Jeri probably was during those sex club romps.

Gonna correct this.

Trump had ALWAYS run in the US Presidential Primaries, going back as far as 2000 at the very least. He would wash out of the GOP primaries in the first few months as a sideshow, drumming up support for his terrible steaks or reality show or whatever salted garbage he was hawking that cycle.

The revisionist idea that "Obama made him take it seriously" is some BULLSHIT retroactive mythmaking that ignores the role online content trolls played in gaming social media and the news cycle and taking his Novelty Run way way farther than anyone-- including Trump-- expected it to ever go.

Trump went along with it because he's a boilerplate narcissist and the attention/power was intoxicating, like it always loving is.

And I don't give a gently caress WHAT Patton Oswalt or any other establishment poo poo has to say about that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_2000_presidential_campaign

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I do remember Trump trying his hand in primaries before 2016 but it can't be ignored that you can see him visibly fuming at the Correspondent's Dinner when Obama was making fun of him.

I do concede Donny can't take criticism well. His reactions during his Comedy Central roast was a precursor to how well he reacts to being made fun of.

Meme.

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