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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Very close to connecting the dots.
*realizes how close he is to connecting the dots*
*makes up reason why this is not like that*

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Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

He probably thought that was a clever gotcha

"Well if we can't have slavery then it's only fair. Both involve money after all"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Lads I'm looking at the wikipedia entry for "economy" and a lot of businesses have this in common with slavery, is this CRT

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

zoux posted:

Lads I'm looking at the wikipedia entry for "economy" and a lot of businesses have this in common with slavery, is this CRT

Looks like we got us a thinker, here. :toughguy:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



General Dog posted:

Bananana, apologies if I've asked you this before and forgotten, but are you from Waco?

Aye, I'm from the scourge that is Waco

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



lmao

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

zoux posted:

Lads I'm looking at the wikipedia entry for "economy" and a lot of businesses have this in common with slavery, is this CRT

Actually that is communism

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
"Bill filed" is not "bill passed, but god drat.

https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1592536218507833344

This is full-on eliminationist. https://capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/88R/billtext/pdf/HB00672I.pdf

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


libertarians btfo

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I hate that framing. "Texas has filed" no, one dude has filed

https://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn/status/1592592977054273538

"Virginia" did not "release a bill"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JaredLPatterson/status/1592911315043225602

Oh geez "Texas" has "released a bill" that will make Austin into the District of Travis!



Dude don't take out your losing season (first time in history a team has posted the #1 recruiting class and not had a winning season) on us

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

just going to assume Sessions was bribed by a pharmaceutical company

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Anyone know a personal injury attorney in the Houston area that would take a tough case? PM me if possible.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

This fits in well with the "trans people can't exist" bill also proposed, which incidentally would also make it illegal for Twisted Sister to perform.

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1592568073021972481?t=GIPo9r9mipezAwxXEMCE0w&s=19

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
At this point I would rather a Republican than Ogg because at peast then when they do every single thing Ogg is already doing people might get fired up about Republicans and someone better could get elected

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/stephen_neukam/status/1592952826971332609

I don't get the play here because it ended up being 37-10-1 so it's not like it's gonna be a vigorous opposition especially since Rick Scott is about to go to prison after the RNC does its now guaranteed audit of the NRSC

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

zoux posted:



I'll know Trump is cooked when Dan abandons him.

Dan Patrick looks like my wife’s 70 year old aunt visiting colonial Williamsburg.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

he looks like fire marshall bill

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

JUST MAKING CHILI posted:

Dan Patrick looks like my wife’s 70 year old aunt visiting colonial Williamsburg.

It's uncanny. He looks like the kind of aunt that has a very extensive collection of jar candles and "rustic country" interior decorating while living in the suburbs.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

JUST MAKING CHILI posted:

Dan Patrick looks like my wife’s 70 year old aunt visiting colonial Williamsburg.

He looks like Wil Ferrel playing Janet Reno.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/JaredLPatterson/status/1592911315043225602

Oh geez "Texas" has "released a bill" that will make Austin into the District of Travis!



Dude don't take out your losing season (first time in history a team has posted the #1 recruiting class and not had a winning season) on us

lol it's GERRYMANDERING 2: ATTEMPTED ADMINISTRATIVE RECEIVERSHIP BOOGALOO

ZZT the Fifth
Dec 6, 2006
I shot the invisible swordsman.
e: gently caress, nvm

ZZT the Fifth fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Nov 16, 2022

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also never mind

And a good lesson not to take hysterical lefty Twitter threads that don’t pass the common sense test seriously

zoux fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Nov 16, 2022

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012

JUST MAKING CHILI posted:

Dan Patrick looks like my wife’s 70 year old aunt visiting colonial Williamsburg.

colonial williamsburg needs to set up a physical therapist clinic across the street. or maybe an authentic colonial back cracker.

i miss breakfast tacos so much. its so cold here and its full of old people

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

TropicalCoke posted:

i miss breakfast tacos so much. its so cold here and its full of old people

yeah georgetown sucks

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

Jiro posted:

He looks like Wil Ferrel playing Janet Reno.

He looks like he is about to be sworn in after winning his fifth election in a row as treasurer for the local United Daughters of the Confederacy.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/everytract/status/1593035255652306945

Collin County...hello

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

*hunched over*

I remember when 121 through McKinney was two lanes

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/rebekahallen/status/1593289443724632065

How were these two years tougher than any of the others

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

brandon opened the borders

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Covid, grid collapse, uvalde

I’m more curious as to what conservative priorities remain undelivered. (Also their victory isn’t as total as they are pretending)

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005



oh no the democrats have seized control of the senate

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010


The fact that this isn’t oriented N/S is oddly irritating to me

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/quorumreport/status/1593283650572804096

Gee that doesn't sound like a mandate for conservative priorities. To me.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

RINO alert

Nimmy
Feb 20, 2011

Soon young Melvin.
Your time will come.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/JaredLPatterson/status/1592911315043225602

Oh geez "Texas" has "released a bill" that will make Austin into the District of Travis!



Dude don't take out your losing season (first time in history a team has posted the #1 recruiting class and not had a winning season) on us

LOL, if Austin actually could develop policies to get half a million people to leave I bet it would.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the save our springs alliance crew are outnumbered 10:1 by sprawl-loving techbros that moved here in 2017

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Nimmy posted:

LOL, if Austin actually could develop policies to get half a million people to leave I bet it would.

More than that.

Also it's literally impossible for that bill to become law because it would have to be a constitutional amendment which means 2/3s support in both chambers

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

if they had the full gop caucus and all the dems of harris county would they have enough votes

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ok I guess it's not *literally* impossible so I will be taking action on whether or not this bill passes. I'll put "pass" at +1000

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