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Dragonstoned posted:Its from the first 5 minutes of a niche film nobody's ever heard of called Iron Man... I for one appreciate the bolding, it really helped me focus.
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Jack built this in a cave! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
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Nov 17, 2022 07:43
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these forums rule lmao
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man that's such an aggressive look for Bridges hahaha
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Nov 17, 2022 08:04
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Ok let’s start from the top. Its 2008, Steve Jobs is rocking the web, Jeff bridges plays obediah stane, the bad guy in iron man.
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That DICK! posted:Ok let’s start from the top. Its 2008, Steve Jobs is rocking the web, Jeff bridges plays obediah stane, the bad guy in iron man. None of this makes any drat sense at all!
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sebmojo posted:None of this makes any drat sense at all! Dont worry, I have a 4 part set of 9 minute youtube videos explaining it
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Nov 17, 2022 08:18
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sebmojo posted:None of this makes any drat sense at all! We've been over this. Who/whatever runs the simulation for our timeline got bored and basically just started doing like you did in Sim City where you select a disaster to see what happens before you switch games or just do a new game and start from scratch. 4.1 Air Crash. 4.2 Fire. 4.3 Riot. 4.4 Monster. 4.5 Floods. 4.6 Chemical cloud. 4.7 Nuclear meltdown. We've tried everything for lols except "monster" so far, unless the real monster... IS MAN.
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Nov 17, 2022 08:34
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alf_pogs posted:man that's such an aggressive look for Bridges hahaha You should see him in his other suit! https://i.imgur.com/N4ChjrB.mp4 (unfortunately the guy who was in charge of making it shoot straight was fired)
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Dragonstoned posted:You should see him in his other suit! Only 20% of the wiring was required for the suit to function
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Nov 17, 2022 08:42
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crime weed posted:https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1592955427179765760 This is absolute loving lunacy. I work at a large company that operates on microservices. We have always made code quality a priority, and even then 12 weeks wouldn't be enough time to even understand all the interdependencies and details of 100 microservices, let alone 1000. And "cleaning them up"... loving christ, dude. Just get Dunning-Kruger tattooed on your forehead and save us all the effort.
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Nov 17, 2022 08:49
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lol at a giga dollar haver and his stans thinking comic books and a cartoon are how real science works. e: like lol at how slow movie / video game missiles are when there like fast as gently caress.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:This is absolute loving lunacy. there are companies where this would be super fun. when I was at Yelp, the reviews website, a decade ago, it was in this tier. It was a mess run by college dropouts & new grads calling themselves geniuses. It would have been a blast to walk in there, with the skills I have now, for a fixed engagement, with the power to rearchitect. I would literally do it for fun. twitter is top 5 worst targets in the world for that kind of thing. Their top engineers are (were) titans in the field and the problems they face are miles beyond the kind of “babby’s first lucene” poo poo I saw at yelp.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:This is absolute loving lunacy. Especially something that's built on using microservices to satisfy GraphQL data structure requests like twitter.
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Nov 17, 2022 09:05
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 If this is actually true it means their name change blocking is client side 
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Azhais posted:
Or that they have multiple machines that can serve name change requests, and some, but not all, have updated to the new behavior. So if you spam enough eventually your request will get randomly assigned to one with the old behavior.
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Tunicate posted:Or that they have multiple machines that can serve name change requests, and some, but not all, have updated to the new behavior. So if you spam enough eventually your request will get randomly assigned to one with the old behavior. This seems most likely given the issues that require a code freeze I bet everyone is throwing out any backwards compat guidance between services. Then monoliths are "how you prevent backwards compatibility breaks" because it's a silver bullet and solves alllll the problems.
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PhazonLink posted:lol at a giga dollar haver and his stans thinking comic books and a cartoon are how real science works. I know I was surprised to find out that a real world RPG round travels at between 115 to 295 metres per second. That's 1062kph or about 85% the speed of sound.
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https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1592971215466946561
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Edwardly posted:Then monoliths are "how you prevent backwards compatibility breaks" because it's a silver bullet and solves alllll the problems. This triggered PTSD
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I'm finally getting bored of this idiot's lovely twitter antics but I'm worried that if I stop following these threads I'll miss something incredible like Musk accidentally posting his own weird dick or getting into a flame war with a cereal mascot.
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Libra posted:I'm finally getting bored of this idiot's lovely twitter antics but I'm worried that if I stop following these threads I'll miss something incredible like Musk accidentally posting his own weird dick or getting into a flame war with a cereal mascot. same, it's getting a bit boring since the high of  yet
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Nov 17, 2022 10:59
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I had a dream last night that I was at a huge launch event for a very big budget game made by a Musk company. I knew the game was 100% going to be a total flop, because it was fundamentally badly designed and had been rushed through development so much that it barely functioned. I swear I am not making this up, but there was even a side-line of collectables which were just little rubber animals that were for sale for $4 each - the exact kind of thing you can get 100 of from alibaba for about $5. They had zero relevance to the theme of the game, just a blatant attempt to screw a little money out of morons.  Anyway, as is the logic of dreams, the big glitzy event turned into a massive knife fight - I had to kill at least 5 people to get to safety. When things calmed down and the fighting stopped, I got into conversation with Musk himself, and tried to convince him that he was having a prolonged, severe manic episode, and trying to keep ahead of the flailing mess that this launch was, was only making things worse. I eventually convinced him to just to to Hawai'i and just chill on the beach, which is when I woke up.
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SRQ posted:Furries in tech is funny. Errrr. Is 'They' the correct word here for this hyper positive view of furries? 
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Nov 17, 2022 11:56
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Libra posted:I'm finally getting bored of this idiot's lovely twitter antics but I'm worried that if I stop following these threads I'll miss something incredible like Musk accidentally posting his own weird dick or getting into a flame war with a cereal mascot. I think it's going to be less crazy now. He's gutted it so far and fast that it's no longer possible to even try and implement the instant policy changes. His big idea for revenue (:8bux:) has been pushed back and he doesn't seem to have any others. Now he's busy with his court case and so not got as much time to smoke and roll about in his own poo poo. Weird and baffling decisions will be made, just less often. I expect more of a slow-burn, depressing, smug fash-support feel.
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Pookah posted:I had a dream last night that I was at a huge launch event for a very big budget game made by a Musk company. *Musk wakes up at the same time* "What a weird dream...I dreamt one of the Poors had gotten past security and was squealing at me about Poor things"
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Nov 17, 2022 12:50
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Who would win in a knife fight, Elon Musk or Gabe Newell?
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Croccers posted:Who would win in a knife fight, Elon Musk or Gabe Newell? the knives
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Is the knife long enough to flense Gabe?
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Croccers posted:Who would win in a knife fight, Elon Musk or Gabe Newell? Ancient Roman gladiators cultivated a layer of fat to ensure wounds did not cut into muscle and disable them. Gabe is unbeatable in melee.
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The only time I’ve heard of Elon getting into a physical altercation is when he was a kid and got pushed down some stairs for making fun of someone’s dead father
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raifield posted:Ancient Roman gladiators cultivated a layer of fat to ensure wounds did not cut into muscle and disable them. Gabe is unbeatable in melee. Elon's pectoral implants would block or deflect blows equally well, though.
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Tunicate posted:Or that they have multiple machines that can serve name change requests, and some, but not all, have updated to the new behavior. So if you spam enough eventually your request will get randomly assigned to one with the old behavior. I love this
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Click link for hardcore action
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bobjr posted:The only time I’ve heard of Elon getting into a physical altercation is when he was a kid and got pushed down some stairs for making fun of someone’s dead father is that why hes building tesla's bot?
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bobjr posted:The only time I’ve heard of Elon getting into a physical altercation is when he was a kid and got pushed down some stairs for making fun of someone’s dead father If only he broke his neck
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good morning thursday morning
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Nov 17, 2022 14:41
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https://mobile.twitter.com/LisaBloom/status/1593144267236835330 Everyone who dislikes my posting has now resigned from your jobs. Inform your respective HRs immediately.
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Nov 17, 2022 15:17
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going forward please do not use the term "royal screw up" and absolutely don't say "screwing the pooch" -- no friends, henceforth a mistake of gargantuan proportions will be known as "Musking the Bird"
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