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Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Crab Dad posted:


Super hosed up way to talk about women.

would swim with piggies

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ultrapeakschris/status/1591872052805660672

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Rad as je;;

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

"Have an unpunched dick? You might be better off without it."

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me




Cool

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


ah, that's the stuff

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



What is that?

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Humphreys posted:

What is that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brocken_spectre

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Humphreys posted:

What is that?
Ghosts

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Humphreys posted:

What is that?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Oh neato, thanks


This is a great explanation lol

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

shrinkflation :flaccid:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The greatest system in the world baby

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


:nws:Crocheted bodysuit:nws:

codo27
Apr 21, 2008



If you're having a good day, please dont read this. If you are at all empathetic, please dont read this. If you have children, please dont read this.
https://www.propublica.org/article/milwaukee-fire-brunner-belen-landlord-tenant

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

codo27 posted:



If you're having a good day, please dont read this. If you are at all empathetic, please dont read this. If you have children, please dont read this.
https://www.propublica.org/article/milwaukee-fire-brunner-belen-landlord-tenant

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaqaaaaaaaaaaqqqaaaaaaaaaaa

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

axolotl farmer posted:

shrinkflation :flaccid:



The German word for this is Mogelpackung (cheating package).

Peanut Butter
Nov 7, 2011

Wee mannie

codo27 posted:

If you're having a good day, please dont read this. If you are at all empathetic, please dont read this. If you have children, please dont read this.
https://www.propublica.org/article/milwaukee-fire-brunner-belen-landlord-tenant

I should not have read this before bed. There are no words.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/Billyhottakes/status/1593307410684313603?t=Sqmgf5n80vzKn7pHjd_UYg&s=19

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Cursed double post

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:


BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

https://i.imgur.com/2ryBqMf.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1593039941420093443

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

I mean what the hell else are they gonna do?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Bah, bones that old are just rubble rubble.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

codo27 posted:



If you're having a good day, please dont read this. If you are at all empathetic, please dont read this. If you have children, please dont read this.
https://www.propublica.org/article/milwaukee-fire-brunner-belen-landlord-tenant

So uh what's so bad about this since I'm not clicking on it

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


This is the circle that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Some sheep, started circling not knowing what it was
And they'll continue circling forever just because
This is the circle that never ends
It goes on and on my friends

The General
Mar 4, 2007


limp_cheese posted:

This is the circle that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
Some sheep, started circling not knowing what it was
And they'll continue circling forever just because
This is the circle that never ends
It goes on and on my friends

:argh:
That'll be sticking around for awhile.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Milo and POTUS posted:

So uh what's so bad about this since I'm not clicking on it

Cycle of violence, slumlord constantly getting away with code poo poo, house burns down with 3 kids inside, mother gets child abuse resulting in death convictions, 18 years (her mother did time in the same prison for leaving kids unattended for days in the 90s), landlord is so obese the judge gives him probation for his failures, never sees charges for the fire, constantly dodges cops, inspectors, fines. Guy is a legendary slumlord apparently. And now his son is too.

Basically how the justice system is loving garbage and so is every judge involved in any of this.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Usually if the situation arises one just holds onto a tree, but guess there's a product for everything.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Milo and POTUS posted:

So uh what's so bad about this since I'm not clicking on it
Landlord is lovely even by landlord standards, some lovely judge keeps letting him off the hook for multiple fraud and stuff, waives all his fined because he's "clearly destitute". Bunch of kids die in an electrical fire while their mother is out, mother is given maximum sentence while landlord and son are still out and about killing people with their lovely houses. Also stuff about the kids and the mother bring failed by the system over and over. Mother tries to sue the landlord, same judge throws it out and orders her to pay a 350 dollar filing fee out of her commissary account.

e: go on, guess the skin colour of each player.

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?
I was already ranting about landlords this morning, and ho-ly poo poo. That's such a hosed up story, gently caress.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
I had to stop reading less than halfway through, its just an avalance of horrors and abuse.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


How many people is E.T. dating?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Oldboy school of dating.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Liquid Chicken posted:

Usually if the situation arises one just holds onto a tree, but guess there's a product for everything.



You’re going to finish pooping and try to stand up. Then the strap is going to slip straight down the tree when you give it a little slack and you’re going to land splat in your own poop.

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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

codo27 posted:



If you're having a good day, please dont read this. If you are at all empathetic, please dont read this. If you have children, please dont read this.
https://www.propublica.org/article/milwaukee-fire-brunner-belen-landlord-tenant

:stare::stonk::cripes::smithicide:

Honestly I think everyone should read this, as torturous as it is. Jesus.

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