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Lol having to make appeals to your own ultimatum. Truly winners here
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Everything's fine. I checked to make sure Henry Kissinger was outliving Twitter.
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Nov 18, 2022 02:43
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davecrazy posted:Your home is this forum. Lowtax is your landlord emeritus. pretty sure that contract ended the second he sold it and topped himself. Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1593409736170295296 this is dumber then trump level poo poo in someways, least trump would have just waddled off or tried to flip it or blame others, this stupid gently caress keeps coming back for more.
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Nov 18, 2022 02:43
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jeffreyw posted:What is his definition of “winning”? owning the libs probably
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Nov 18, 2022 02:44
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Lol if Twitter collapses before Elon even manages to flee while throwing a sacrificial 'new ceo' at it.
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Nov 18, 2022 02:46
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In the span of saying "I know how to win" he's lost about six figgies in loan interest and server costs. It's like John Coffey from the Green Mile except instead of cancer or bad vibes he's constantly spewing benjis out his mouth as they turn to dust and float into nothingness
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Nov 18, 2022 02:47
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Everything's fine. God drat it I got so excited when I saw Kissinger trending.
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lol at firing a bunch of people then having a ton more resign and then having to try and hire or re-hire people all in two weeks I really wanna see how Twitter breaks now.
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Nov 18, 2022 02:48
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jeffreyw posted:What is his definition of “winning”? Having your baby mama leave you for Chelsea Manning, losing $100 billion in Tesla's market value, then watching $44 billion evaporate in a month. But who are we to understand the strange wisdom of such a titan of industry?
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Nov 18, 2022 02:48
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I’ve got a friend at Twitter who resigned, but they haven’t gotten around to revoking their slack access yet. Some team called “core-services” literally has 5 people left in it
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Nov 18, 2022 02:48
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Codependent Poster posted:lol at firing a bunch of people then having a ton more resign and then having to try and hire or re-hire people I think worse case, we hit the expire cert in 24 days. Probably won't make it there at this rate though.
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Nov 18, 2022 02:48
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Don’t worry guys, NBC confirmed Esther is still there
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Nov 18, 2022 02:49
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The employees should simply eat Elon
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1593409736170295296 Haulin rear end and gettin paid
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Nov 18, 2022 02:53
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Gros Tarla posted:I think worse case, we hit the expire cert in 24 days. Really kind of hoping we make it to that because I think it would be the funniest thing if he sees it coming and yet can’t stop it because he fired the people who knew how to solve it. Also that he unbans trump the day before
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Nov 18, 2022 02:54
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I guess there is some karmic justice in the fact that when Twitter goes down Musk won't be able to post a snarky tweet about it.
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May it be as the snows of yesteryear, gone from this earth.
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Nov 18, 2022 02:57
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3 months severance is all fine and well until their is no cashflow and the checks bounce.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1593409736170295296 The game is rigged, the only way to win is to not play... *hangs up*
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Steadiman posted:Really kind of hoping we make it to that because I think it would be the funniest thing if he sees it coming and yet can’t stop it because he fired the people who knew how to solve it. Also that he unbans trump the day before There's no way he'll see it coming. He'll be completely blindsided, then blame Extreme Left Anarchists for Cancelling his site. And/Or sue a former engineer.
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davecrazy posted:3 months severance is all fine and well until their is no cashflow and the checks bounce. what would you suggest instead?
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593416104038146048 https://twitter.com/MichaelGuimarin/status/1593418898447028225 Don’t worry, the $8 idiot squad is on call
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Nov 18, 2022 03:01
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Nov 18, 2022 03:01
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Can't believe when he said comedy is legal on twitter he was right...
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Don’t worry guys, NBC confirmed Esther is still there This gives me an idea. Should the assessment for whether or not Twitter is dead be measured in Esthers?
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Nov 18, 2022 03:02
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davecrazy posted:3 months severance is all fine and well until their is no cashflow and the checks bounce. I mean staying isn't going to improve that.
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Machiavelli posted:It ought to be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things. Because the innovator has for enemies all those who have done well under the old conditions, and lukewarm defenders in those who may do well under the new. This coolness arises partly from fear of the opponents, who have the laws on their side, and partly from the incredulity of men, who do not readily believe in new things until they have had a long experience of them.
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Nov 18, 2022 03:03
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Three months of paid time off during the big holiday season and not having to work for Elon Musk is a hell of a deal. Elon completely forgot people want to spend this time of year with their families.
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sure okay posted:Close man, but the word is "lose." You're "losing" a small fortune. Lmao dude, don't be actually dumber than Elon. This is a very old joke used in a broad variety of contexts. Phrasing it as lose undoes the format of the the joke.
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JaneError posted:https://twitter.com/budrykzack/status/1593422805168693255?s=46&t=TmkCKUBXjGgjJDIqXhZUdg Oh, he's definitely going to gently caress him
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ImpAtom posted:I mean staying isn't going to improve that. Yeah however many weeks you’re going to get in severance, better than working at the nightmare that’s about to unfold next week
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“Self taught infrastructure engineer”, what the gently caress does that even mean These bootlicks are loving pathetic
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Spoggerific posted:Machiavelli quote Pray tell what exactly was Musk’s bold new vision for Twitter outside of uhhh alienating advertisers, making Twitter Blue incoherent, making a workplace so toxic it chased everyone way, etc etc
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Yeah however many weeks you’re going to get in severance, better than working at the nightmare that’s about to unfold next week In fact, taking severance RIGHT NOW increases your chances of getting anything before they're completely bankrupt in a few weeks.
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How have Elon's DMs not been leaked by any one of the many disgruntled former or even current employees? WHY NOT DONE?!
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:Pray tell what exactly was Musk’s bold new vision for Twitter outside of uhhh alienating advertisers, making Twitter Blue incoherent, making a workplace so toxic it chased everyone way, etc etc It's called "winning"
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