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Favorite quip. Defoundation the Police.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 02:14 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:13 |
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oh poo poo that's the home of the best Dairy Queen on the face of the earth. Wonder if it's related to the massive river flooding they had a few years back e: gently caress me I have stood on top of that hole within the last 3 years
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 02:15 |
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Oh, that's what NWA meant about "gently caress the police comin' straight from the underground".
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 02:18 |
Kazinsal posted:Oh, that's what NWA meant about "gently caress the police comin' straight from the underground".
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 02:23 |
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Yeah I kinda figured its probably directly over the top of a mine that is slowly collapsing.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 02:30 |
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We know the cause. It’s a failed culvert. Not mining.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 02:31 |
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The World Cup this weekend will probably kill some people (bad) and Twitter (good).
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 02:37 |
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John Henry's revenge
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 02:39 |
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What John henry beef with twitter
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 02:48 |
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Musk was valued recently at 188 billion dollars. Which means he used to have 232 billion and flushed 44 of it down the toilet to make a point on a company he'd torpedo in a couple of weeks. I hope his son with the stupid name punches him in the dick one year at Thanksgiving.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 03:12 |
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lol if you think he's going to ever get within dick punching range of any of his children
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 03:12 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:Musk was valued recently at 188 billion dollars. Which means he used to have 232 billion and flushed 44 of it down the toilet to make a point on a company he'd torpedo in a couple of weeks. A significant amount of that value was tied up in the value of Tesla, which....is not doing so hot.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 03:16 |
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This gag was not funny at the time, but it’s ageing well. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1585341984679469056
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 03:29 |
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/900592164589248513
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 03:48 |
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He said BY 2022, so he's already behind schedule.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 03:58 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:What John henry beef with twitter no but definitely with the county with the melting police station
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 03:58 |
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 03:59 |
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CommieGIR posted:A significant amount of that value was tied up in the value of Tesla, which....is not doing so hot. oh no it's only inexplicably worth 10x as much as it was three years ago instead of 25x
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 04:00 |
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shame on an IGA posted:oh no it's only inexplicably worth 10x as much as it was three years ago instead of 25x Unending growth, the philosophy of capitalism and cancer cells.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 04:28 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:Can't wait to see MAGAts desperate for anything to cheer for crowing "YEAHHHHH WE DUN CHASED HER OUT GET OWNED LIBS" to drown the sorrows of "red wave was not a thing". Trump already ranted about how "we fired her" in his dumb speech on Tuesday.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 04:50 |
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Keeping this here for when everything melts and and the elmostans and Elmo himself can no longer tweet and it's down for days https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1593460290133397505?t=BSrblxQK4K8FjQUO-27Eew&s=19 "everyone else is wrong, I'm right" as the fire approaches
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 05:28 |
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Remember to screenshot tweets so they outlive twitter.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 05:31 |
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facialimpediment posted:Keeping this here for when everything melts and and the elmostans and Elmo himself can no longer tweet and it's down for days He really doesn't know that everyone is gathering to watch the slow-motion trainwreck, he's just listening to the drooling idiots praising him and talking about how great a leader he is for ramming the trains into the wall.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 05:34 |
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Steezo posted:Unending growth, the philosophy of capitalism and cancer cells. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrBdYmStZJ4&t=109s
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 05:48 |
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99 Balloons are up, Elvis has left the building, closer my god to thee https://twitter.com/dril/status/1593412118681858048?t=DpKwIRivIoPahNoDy7aPfA&s=19
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 06:20 |
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Reagan outlawing the Soviet Union but it’s Twitter
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 06:24 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:99 Balloons are up, Elvis has left the building, closer my god to thee a) dril only raking in 1500 bucks per month on Patreon is not okay (unless he only started his patreon as of that tweet, I guess, no idea) b) dril...streams?
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 06:33 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Everyone spam vote Luca plz Why should I have to wait until next year before I can vote for Luca? What is this denial of happiness you are trying to force upon me? 13/10 votes for Luca.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:59 |
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SerthVarnee posted:Why should I have to wait until next year before I can vote for Luca? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZ48AE3TOI
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:13 |
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Qatar royal family decided to do a 180 on their initial agreement to a limited sale of alcohol in the stadiums of the corrupt shitshow that is the world cup. Now, all beer is verboten. gently caress brands, but this got a chuckle out of me. https://twitter.com/Budweiser/status/1593555466856054784
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 12:20 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Qatar royal family decided to do a 180 on their initial agreement to a limited sale of alcohol in the stadiums of the corrupt shitshow that is the world cup. Tweet gone.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 12:46 |
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Twitter gone?
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 13:14 |
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Enjoy Bud Zero https://twitter.com/annmarie/status/1593571335552131072?t=B8vnRv7wryCaqhcFeMwLpA&s=19
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 13:33 |
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FWIW, most soccer stadiums in Europe prohibit the sale of alcohol.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:20 |
psydude posted:FWIW, most soccer stadiums in Europe prohibit the sale of alcohol. I'm sure InBev appreciates the 2 day notice after they've shipped likely a small fortune's worth of beer to Qatar.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:21 |
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facialimpediment posted:Enjoy Bud Zero
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:22 |
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psydude posted:FWIW, most soccer stadiums in Europe prohibit the sale of alcohol. I didn't know that - the stadium in my city in Denmark sells by the 6-pack (of giant cups of beer) and the naming rights are for a beer company.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:35 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Qatar royal family decided to do a 180 on their initial agreement to a limited sale of alcohol in the stadiums of the corrupt shitshow that is the world cup. lol, from another article today about how a 5 star hotel isn’t ready the NYtimes isn’t being subtle about informing readers why an extremely wealthy yet tiny and inappropriate choice to host the World Cup got the nod: quote:Last week, only a few days before the most senior executives of FIFA, soccer’s world governing body, were set to jet into Doha for meetings ahead of a World Cup 12 years in the making, local officials delivered the bad news: The five-star hotel picked to house FIFA’s leadership — a group infamous for its affection for perks, its healthy appetite for life’s finer things and its six-figure salaries — would not be ready for them. Duzzy Funlop posted:a) dril only raking in 1500 bucks per month on Patreon is not okay (unless he only started his patreon as of that tweet, I guess, no idea) Yeah I think he was on a twitch stream by the Go Off Kings that I watched for a few minutes. No disputing he’s the king of Twitter but his humor didn’t translate outstandingly well to a fast moving audio medium. Might have had some good jokes later but the stream was a bizarre barrage of injokes and irony so I didn’t stick around. Hyrax Attack! fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Nov 18, 2022 |
# ? Nov 18, 2022 14:45 |
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psydude posted:FWIW, most soccer stadiums in Europe prohibit the sale of alcohol. Oh I'm aware, it's just that Fifa is a complete shitheel about forcing countries to do their bidding to be able to host the world cup, even if it goes contrary to their culture/beliefs/laws/etc. I'm not giddy that football fans won't be able to get shithoused in the stadium, I'm giddy that a non-insignificant wrench has been thrown in FIFA's well-oiled corruption/capitalism-gears
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 15:26 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:13 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Oh I'm aware, it's just that Fifa is a complete shitheel about forcing countries to do their bidding to be able to host the world cup, even if it goes contrary to their culture/beliefs/laws/etc. The only thing FIFA gives a poo poo about is the kickback. Those checks have already cleared, and as long as the games are held, they'll collect the checks from the advertisers and the broadcasters. They give absolutely no shits about anything else.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 15:32 |