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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:The thing is with dudes like this is that they make a big show of improving themselves when really the porn addiction was the most interesting thing about them The tension created by thinking about your titties made the evening much more enjoyable. Good night.
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Read After Burning posted:Speaking of obsessed fans: So not browsing porn leads to being photographed with a wider angle lens and better lighting?
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Viscous Soda posted:So not browsing porn leads to being photographed with a wider angle lens and better lighting? 
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my sibling in chaos, all of the people you have been quoting are Protestants and, if you’re sitting down, I have some unpleasant news for you about some other major world religions’ takes on sex
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AlbieQuirky posted:major world religions’ takes on sex "Sky Daddy told me pee-pee is bad!"
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Byzantine posted:"Sky Daddy told me pee-pee is bad!" Be fair, polytheistic religions can also have terrible takes on sexuality and women…well…existing
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AlbieQuirky posted:Be fair, polytheistic religions can also have terrible takes on sexuality and women…well…existing Zeus is also a Sky Daddy.
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Greek gods are more sky daddy than christian god. They have way more children, and they also literally live in the sky.
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I appreciate that ancient Greece's approach to gods is 'they're all terrible lovely spiteful idiots', it really solves that 'why do bad things happen' problem that belief systems with more benevolent gods struggle with. Your husband died at sea because Poseidon's an rear end in a top hat, sorry.
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:"Business ethics" is an oxymoron and I'm assuming anyone who takes it just spends their time doing blow and betting at the dog tracks it's required for all majors in the business/econ school here; i'm taking it this semester and can confirm it's a complete waste of time. the ethical problems in american business culture will not be solved by knowing about categorical imperatives
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Byzantine posted:Zeus is also a Sky Daddy. In fact, the name Zeus is derived from the name of the Proto-Indo-European god *Dyḗus ("daylight-sky-god"), whose most common epithet was *ph2tḗr ("father.") The Greek Zeus Pater can be literally translated as Sky Daddy. Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 02:46 on Nov 18, 2022 |
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Cleretic posted:Your husband died at sea because Poseidon's an rear end in a top hat, sorry.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Porn made his face longer the Jim Effect
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Typically I'd consider Balkanization something to be avoided, but I can't wait for the social media equivalent of Radovan Karadžić
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Byzantine posted:Zeus is also a Sky Daddy. he was more of a Sky King, but that wasn’t what I was referring to in any case
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Read After Burning posted:https://twitter.com/KingDavidQPS/status/1591120072231092224?cxt=HHwWgICgxdHR5ZQsAAAA Found this in the replies and the combination is uhhh 
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uh is there some extra context missing here? Because that's pretty reasonable, especially when you add her 2nd and 3rd tweet twitter shows me when I click through.  work dinners and fake socializing suck, especially when you have dietary restrictions, and we are still in the middle of a pandemic spread through respiratory infection. Coolness Averted has a new favorite as of 03:49 on Nov 18, 2022 |
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Biplane posted:I would like zero Musks actually.  FFT posted:Mostly just a change in fecal length Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 04:01 on Nov 18, 2022 |
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Why would I attend an event where there's no food or drink
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Why would I attend an event where there's no food or drink I'm sure there's a twitter thread that explains just why serving food and drink at meetings is Problematic.
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How angry would that lady be at getting neighbor chili of questionable pedigree?
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Coolness Averted posted:uh is there some extra context missing here? Because that's pretty reasonable, especially when you add her 2nd and 3rd tweet twitter shows me when I click through. Yeah, I'm not exactly in danger on any elements of this or have any dietary restriction, but I've been self-conscious about eating since childhood (my parents did a lot of low-key shaming me for being a little picky growing up, despite them being much worse), so any notion of an event focused on a meal always gets trepidation from me, and I really wish alternatives were more common. I feel like they happen mostly because eating is a pretty low-attention 'other thing to do while talking' for most people, which sucks for the people who for whatever reason do focus on that a little more.
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Danaru posted:We need to bring back web rings
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/theatlantic/status/1593246785551548425?s=46&t=eDTJ779EFUCKAGI9JeXrtA Twitter this evening appears to just be a chain of people playing "Nearer, My God, to Thee," this dumbass picked an amazing day to write this dumbass take.
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Panfilo posted:How angry would that lady be at getting chili from a neighbor with a questionable degree?
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grittyreboot posted:Didn't know where else to put this: https://youtu.be/fNxg_EeP4bA
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grittyreboot posted:Didn't know where else to put this:
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Cleretic posted:SNIP Piss off. I'm eating. We'll talk later.
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B33rChiller posted:The expectation of this gets under my skin. Eat, or talk. Expect a response from me, or allow me to eat my dinner. I don't talk with my mouth full of food, and might expect the same courtesy from others. but what about talking and drinking a b33r
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