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Evil Willow posted:
well I don't know I'm not an expert on child rearing but if your kids that bored and starved for attention maybe enroll him in an art class or get him his own supplies? *checks notes* oh yes husband right... sorry about that. have you considered a time machine?
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 05:09 |
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AITA for introducing my hookup partners to my sister every time they come over?quote:I (22M) stay with my sister (26F) while I’m in university. so OP's either breathtakingly loving stupid or a complete rear end in a top hat. probably both
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 05:42 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for introducing my hookup partners to my sister every time they come over? And yet at the same time an absolute genius
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 05:43 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for introducing my hookup partners to my sister every time they come over? Are you sure you got this from AITA and not from Malicious Compliance? lmao
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 05:43 |
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Maliciously complying your way right out of a place to live
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 05:45 |
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for introducing my hookup partners to my sister every time they come over? Replies: an rear end in a top hat. I mean, he indicates that he was being a prick about it but also is just really dismissive of everyone. Apparently he and his sister pull "jabs and stunts like this" at each other all the time. Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Nov 18, 2022 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:Replies: an rear end in a top hat. a good "jab and stunt" would be, the next time he introduces a girl, his sister goes "oh, so your tests came back negative then?"
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 05:55 |
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Nerdlord Actual posted:I found this one from 2 years ago: He's a finance bro, gently caress him. I hope his wife ruins him.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:13 |
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Foo Diddley posted:a good "jab and stunt" would be, the next time he introduces a girl, his sister goes "oh, so your tests came back negative then?" Or "Oh, you're *Melissa*, I've heard so much about you!". To which the girl goes to the brother "Who's Melissa?" and hilarity ensues.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:18 |
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Biplane posted:He's a finance bro, gently caress him. I hope his wife ruins him.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:18 |
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And yet you use finance.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:25 |
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gently caress!
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:34 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:And yet you use finance. nooooooooooooooooooo
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:39 |
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Mx. posted:we are a lesbian couple. I'm not a controlling womanizer man lol I just think it's gross even if she cleans the sink
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:50 |
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AITA for telling my boyfriend he’s selfish for buying $450 bottle of cologne?quote:I (24f) have been dating Jack (29m) for 6 months. We get along great and I love almost everything about him except for his selfishness. In our times together, I’ve never seen him give anything to any cause even though he makes good money.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 07:57 |
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My [33m] wife [25f] constantly makes a conscious effort to humiliate me during my lessons over Zoomquote:While under normal circumstances I would try to communicate my feelings to my wife, I am at my wits' end for how to handle this situation, as I have exhausted all of the typical conflict resolution means. Update from a week later quote:My first lesson after making that post, my wife went straight back to her old antics. I was in the lesson room as students gradually joined, talking to a student who was interested in luxury cars. At some point during the conversation, I said “yeah I think I’d have to go with the Lamborghini there.” I heard from behind the door in the basement where I was teaching “LaMBorGhiNi” in the sarcastic exaggerated tone of voice that kids will use to mock you. I realized she was being childish again, but figured she’d eventually tire herself out.
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TheMathyFolf posted:My [33m] wife [25f] constantly makes a conscious effort to humiliate me during my lessons over Zoom
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:05 |
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TheMathyFolf posted:My [33m] wife [25f] constantly makes a conscious effort to humiliate me during my lessons over Zoom I forgot how GODDAMN INSANE she sounded in the update. Like she's flown straight off the handle, I'd go from PPD to Post-Partum Psychosis, holy poo poo.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:20 |
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limp_cheese posted:We happily let him choose where ro spend the holidays! Unless he makes the wrong choice. hahaha, the false choice is a classic parenting move
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:20 |
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Total Meatlove posted:I’ll side with recipe dude, having had that thing with a partner of agreeing youd have that carbonara recipe tonight but they subbed out the black pepper for garlic salt and the guincale for some chicken she wanted to use but still insisted it’s a carbonara 🤌🤌
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:29 |
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Aramoro posted:... the whole no true Scotsman thing is bullshit...
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:49 |
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TheMathyFolf posted:My [33m] wife [25f] constantly makes a conscious effort to humiliate me during my lessons over Zoom I never noticed the 8 year age gap until now. What are the odds that he started courting his wife around 5 years prior? Because the behavior described sounds like it's coming from a teenager or a fresh 20 year old in her first serious relationship.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 08:49 |
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teen witch posted:Negative Blowjob? Didn’t they open for Big Black in 88? No you're thinking of Type Blow Negative.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 09:20 |
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what are you gonna do when she tracks you down at the Starbucks dude? The enemy has already forced you into a defensive posture. she's determined, and aggressive. you've got to think two moves ahead or you're not getting out of this alive. outfit the Starbucks with a decoy to draw the enemy's fire. a suitably-posed dummy plus a recording of you teaching a class should do the trick. you need to then monitor that cut out from a secure location so when she shows up you get at least a five minute head start. fall back to staging area alpha and take the transport Helo to the extraction point. don't bother with return fire because you're not gonna have time. you're also not gonna have time for a landing. so you need to grab those lesson plans, grab a parachute and jump. as far as equipment, you're gonna have to use what you can find. you should be able to fashion a crude ruler and protractor out of sticks using a hunting knife. A solar rechargeable battery back up may keep your laptop going for a while but theyll weigh you down. hold on. wait, is that... what's that noise? "geoMeTrY...." poo poo I've been compromised!
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 09:51 |
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AITA for not noticing that my dad’s Porsche was stolen out of our garage?quote:I’m 20 and taking the semester off of college so staying at my parents house while I kind of decide what to do next.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 10:47 |
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AITA for sending a picture to a guy friend of something he likes?quote:I 21F am in a huge predicament and it might have some serious effects. My boyfriend is very very hurt and upset.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 10:47 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for not noticing that my dad’s Porsche was stolen out of our garage?
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 11:00 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for sending a picture to a guy friend of something he likes? Its earlobes or something isn't it? Hot and sexy ears and those dangly lobes!
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 11:27 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for not noticing that my dad’s Porsche was stolen out of our garage? nta. I don't know poo poo about cars. but 1 thing i do know about a car like a 1960s Porsche is that there's no fob and there's no alarm system. the thieves obviously cottoned onto this and targeted them specifically for when they would be out of town. another thing I know is that the moment that car walks off you're not getting it back. The cops are not going to pull out all the stops even if you're watching the guys drive off with it. you're going to get the same bored looking cop show up with his dick in his hand no matter when you call it in. it's just paperwork to them. they get nothing out of getting you your property back. sounds like this dude just basically didn't do poo poo to protect his very vulnerable and very valuable car. depending on condition the thing is worth 75,000 to half a million. is it insured? I mean at the end of the day it's an asset that you can drive off in. some percentage are going to get stolen. dude shouldn't take his grief out on his daughter. he should be glad she didn't get hurt.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 11:33 |
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for sending a picture to a guy friend of something he likes? Chill bf i was only helping a friend to cum
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 11:45 |
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Kurieg posted:AITA for telling my son that he ruined Christmas for me and his stepdad when he decided to spend it with his dad? OP trying to breeze right over this bit. Bet the kid is either allergic or vegetarian and in-laws refused to cater to his needs in the slightest leaving the poor kid sitting there hungry watching everyone else eat while being berated for not eating the food in-laws 'spent so much time and effort cooking' and 'being so incredibly childish and ungrateful.'
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 11:46 |
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Not OP's fault for it being stolen, but how DO you fail to notice something like that going missing? Maybe if it was kept separate in daddy's special car vault, sure, but parking right next to it every day? And there were no other visible signs of a break-in? Though adding to the dad being dumb, what good were those cameras if they were also taken out without anyone noticing? John Murdoch fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Nov 18, 2022 |
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John Murdoch posted:
cameras for something like that are more of a deterrent. even assuming the thieves don't wear a mask or sunglasses or something like that the cops are not going to take your video and match it up to the facial recognition database or something. The thieves probably could've left the cameras intact and been fine. that video is always going to be useless. and unfortunately the thieves were not deterred.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 12:34 |
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That was basically my point. Might as well have been decorative.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 12:43 |
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now he's got no choice but to go toe to toe with the Russian car theft ring
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 12:46 |
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If they didn't notice the car missing, the probably didn't notice they left the garage door open and maybe all the way to where the keys were stored - the most common way to steal cars. The thieves probably seen the car, poked their head inside, seen the cameras, knocked them out, looked for keys, found them, took car.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 12:51 |
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Hopefully dad did have some insurance. I know there is a company that does it cause I process thier payments at my job. Ocassionally you'll get some classic car pics along with the payment or whatever they send in.
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 12:56 |
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John Murdoch posted:Not OP's fault for it being stolen, but how DO you fail to notice something like that going missing? I think I could, unfortunately. Some of us are just oblivious
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 12:57 |
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Ashye posted:Its earlobes or something isn't it? Hot and sexy ears and those dangly lobes! Well she failed because she didn't charge him even a scrap of latinum for the pics.
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Okay I had to go and look it up. It's the navel. So the question about this guy's fetish... innie or outie?
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# ? Nov 18, 2022 13:45 |