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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Favorite quip.

Defoundation the Police.

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


oh poo poo that's the home of the best Dairy Queen on the face of the earth. Wonder if it's related to the massive river flooding they had a few years back

e: gently caress me I have stood on top of that hole within the last 3 years

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Oh, that's what NWA meant about "gently caress the police comin' straight from the underground".

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Kazinsal posted:

Oh, that's what NWA meant about "gently caress the police comin' straight from the underground".

:golfclap:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Yeah I kinda figured its probably directly over the top of a mine that is slowly collapsing.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
We know the cause.

It’s a failed culvert. Not mining.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

The World Cup this weekend will probably kill some people (bad) and Twitter (good).

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

John Henry's revenge

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What John henry beef with twitter

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Musk was valued recently at 188 billion dollars. Which means he used to have 232 billion and flushed 44 of it down the toilet to make a point on a company he'd torpedo in a couple of weeks.

I hope his son with the stupid name punches him in the dick one year at Thanksgiving.

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
lol if you think he's going to ever get within dick punching range of any of his children

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

CBJSprague24 posted:

Musk was valued recently at 188 billion dollars. Which means he used to have 232 billion and flushed 44 of it down the toilet to make a point on a company he'd torpedo in a couple of weeks.

I hope his son with the stupid name punches him in the dick one year at Thanksgiving.

A significant amount of that value was tied up in the value of Tesla, which....is not doing so hot.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
This gag was not funny at the time, but it’s ageing well.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1585341984679469056

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
https://twitter.com/dril/status/900592164589248513

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
He said BY 2022, so he's already behind schedule.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

What John henry beef with twitter

no but definitely with the county with the melting police station

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

CommieGIR posted:

A significant amount of that value was tied up in the value of Tesla, which....is not doing so hot.

oh no it's only inexplicably worth 10x as much as it was three years ago instead of 25x

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


shame on an IGA posted:

oh no it's only inexplicably worth 10x as much as it was three years ago instead of 25x

Unending growth, the philosophy of capitalism and cancer cells.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

CBJSprague24 posted:

Can't wait to see MAGAts desperate for anything to cheer for crowing "YEAHHHHH WE DUN CHASED HER OUT GET OWNED LIBS" to drown the sorrows of "red wave was not a thing".

Trump already ranted about how "we fired her" in his dumb speech on Tuesday.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Keeping this here for when everything melts and and the elmostans and Elmo himself can no longer tweet and it's down for days

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1593460290133397505?t=BSrblxQK4K8FjQUO-27Eew&s=19

"everyone else is wrong, I'm right" as the fire approaches

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Remember to screenshot tweets so they outlive twitter.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



facialimpediment posted:

Keeping this here for when everything melts and and the elmostans and Elmo himself can no longer tweet and it's down for days

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1593460290133397505?t=BSrblxQK4K8FjQUO-27Eew&s=19

"everyone else is wrong, I'm right" as the fire approaches

He really doesn't know that everyone is gathering to watch the slow-motion trainwreck, he's just listening to the drooling idiots praising him and talking about how great a leader he is for ramming the trains into the wall.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Steezo posted:

Unending growth, the philosophy of capitalism and cancer cells.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrBdYmStZJ4&t=109s

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



99 Balloons are up, Elvis has left the building, closer my god to thee

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1593412118681858048?t=DpKwIRivIoPahNoDy7aPfA&s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Reagan outlawing the Soviet Union but it’s Twitter

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

99 Balloons are up, Elvis has left the building, closer my god to thee

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1593412118681858048?t=DpKwIRivIoPahNoDy7aPfA&s=19

a) dril only raking in 1500 bucks per month on Patreon is not okay (unless he only started his patreon as of that tweet, I guess, no idea)

b) dril...streams?

SerthVarnee
Mar 13, 2011

It has been two zero days since last incident.
Big Super Slapstick Hunk

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Everyone spam vote Luca plz



Why should I have to wait until next year before I can vote for Luca?
What is this denial of happiness you are trying to force upon me?
13/10 votes for Luca.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



SerthVarnee posted:

Why should I have to wait until next year before I can vote for Luca?
What is this denial of happiness you are trying to force upon me?
13/10 votes for Luca.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHZ48AE3TOI

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Qatar royal family decided to do a 180 on their initial agreement to a limited sale of alcohol in the stadiums of the corrupt shitshow that is the world cup.
Now, all beer is verboten.

gently caress brands, but this got a chuckle out of me.

https://twitter.com/Budweiser/status/1593555466856054784

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Qatar royal family decided to do a 180 on their initial agreement to a limited sale of alcohol in the stadiums of the corrupt shitshow that is the world cup.
Now, all beer is verboten.

gently caress brands, but this got a chuckle out of me.

https://twitter.com/Budweiser/status/1593555466856054784

Tweet gone.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Twitter gone?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Enjoy Bud Zero

https://twitter.com/annmarie/status/1593571335552131072?t=B8vnRv7wryCaqhcFeMwLpA&s=19

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

FWIW, most soccer stadiums in Europe prohibit the sale of alcohol.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


psydude posted:

FWIW, most soccer stadiums in Europe prohibit the sale of alcohol.

I'm sure InBev appreciates the 2 day notice after they've shipped likely a small fortune's worth of beer to Qatar.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


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jerman999
Apr 26, 2006

This is a lex imperfecta

psydude posted:

FWIW, most soccer stadiums in Europe prohibit the sale of alcohol.

I didn't know that - the stadium in my city in Denmark sells by the 6-pack (of giant cups of beer) and the naming rights are for a beer company.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Qatar royal family decided to do a 180 on their initial agreement to a limited sale of alcohol in the stadiums of the corrupt shitshow that is the world cup.
Now, all beer is verboten.

gently caress brands, but this got a chuckle out of me.

https://twitter.com/Budweiser/status/1593555466856054784

lol, from another article today about how a 5 star hotel isn’t ready the NYtimes isn’t being subtle about informing readers why an extremely wealthy yet tiny and inappropriate choice to host the World Cup got the nod:

quote:

Last week, only a few days before the most senior executives of FIFA, soccer’s world governing body, were set to jet into Doha for meetings ahead of a World Cup 12 years in the making, local officials delivered the bad news: The five-star hotel picked to house FIFA’s leadership — a group infamous for its affection for perks, its healthy appetite for life’s finer things and its six-figure salaries — would not be ready for them.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

a) dril only raking in 1500 bucks per month on Patreon is not okay (unless he only started his patreon as of that tweet, I guess, no idea)

b) dril...streams?

Yeah I think he was on a twitch stream by the Go Off Kings that I watched for a few minutes. No disputing he’s the king of Twitter but his humor didn’t translate outstandingly well to a fast moving audio medium. Might have had some good jokes later but the stream was a bizarre barrage of injokes and irony so I didn’t stick around.

Hyrax Attack! fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Nov 18, 2022

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

psydude posted:

FWIW, most soccer stadiums in Europe prohibit the sale of alcohol.

Oh I'm aware, it's just that Fifa is a complete shitheel about forcing countries to do their bidding to be able to host the world cup, even if it goes contrary to their culture/beliefs/laws/etc.
I'm not giddy that football fans won't be able to get shithoused in the stadium, I'm giddy that a non-insignificant wrench has been thrown in FIFA's well-oiled corruption/capitalism-gears

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Oh I'm aware, it's just that Fifa is a complete shitheel about forcing countries to do their bidding to be able to host the world cup, even if it goes contrary to their culture/beliefs/laws/etc.
I'm not giddy that football fans won't be able to get shithoused in the stadium, I'm giddy that a non-insignificant wrench has been thrown in FIFA's well-oiled corruption/capitalism-gears

The only thing FIFA gives a poo poo about is the kickback. Those checks have already cleared, and as long as the games are held, they'll collect the checks from the advertisers and the broadcasters. They give absolutely no shits about anything else.

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