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The guy was runs badge access to Twitter's office was laid off and everyone was locked out. That's why the office closed.
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SHISHKABOB posted:Lol I just can't see this post on android twitter. What about this one https://twitter.com/vesselskirt/status/1593406430899408896?t=3vkGoa7-HTJr4U9vJZGdWA&s=19
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Nov 18, 2022 14:28
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A farting mink posted:My twitter feed this morning was completely borked. Every fifth post was an add and most of them were for various Chinese travel destinations. The rest were those crappy quizzes nobody ever takes and the American Catholic League. Either the algorithm has completely forgot me or those are the only clients they have left. Yeah I got twitter from some eastern European country 
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Who is Ligma Johnson?
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The Grey posted:Who is Ligma Johnson? steve jobs
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Nov 18, 2022 14:31
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I think that's Czech
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youcallthatatwist posted:This is the correct take. ACTUAL PREDICTION: Elon hires just enough bootlickers and Elon fans to keep the site running with periodic outages during big events like the world cup, elections, revolutions etc. Western usage of the app slowly withers away completely with no advertisers. Japan being almost completely insulated from this whole fiasco because nobody really cared to translate any of what was going on into Japanese continues to use it. Twitter ends up being sold for much much less than Elon paid for it to a Japanese company that moves everything to Japan. 10 years from now the fact that Twitter is still heavily used in Japan is treated as a fun factoid like how fax machines are still heavily used over there.
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Here's a fun and educational thread: https://twitter.com/MosquitoCapital/status/1593541177965678592
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Nov 18, 2022 14:32
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Has he sold the company and its obligations for a dollar to a trivially bankruptable shell company yet?
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Nov 18, 2022 14:34
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:ACTUAL PREDICTION: Elon hires just enough bootlickers and Elon fans to keep the site running with periodic outages during big events like the world cup, elections, revolutions etc. Western usage of the app slowly withers away completely with no advertisers. Japan being almost completely insulated from this whole fiasco because nobody really cared to translate any of what was going on into Japanese continues to use it. Twitter ends up being sold for much much less than Elon paid for it to a Japanese company that moves everything to Japan. 10 years from now the fact that Twitter is still heavily used in Japan is treated as a fun factoid like how fax machines are still heavily used over there. this is also my prediction, though japanese usage will also probably drop off once a similar enough replacement comes along, it will still see some use. sort of like how some americans still use tumblr but its international userbase has completely dried up.
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On the subject of amazingly still alive social media. Is LiveJournal still a thing. I remember reading a couple of years ago that it was still up and solely used by Russians.
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Nov 18, 2022 14:40
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The Grey posted:The guy was runs badge access to Twitter's office was laid off and everyone was locked out. That's why the office closed. That was a parody tweet
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Nov 18, 2022 14:41
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Itzena posted:Here's a fun and educational thread: This one made me feel a little queasy: https://mobile.twitter.com/MosquitoCapital/status/1593559348508512256
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Nov 18, 2022 14:43
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goatface posted:Has he sold the company and its obligations for a dollar to a trivially bankruptable shell company yet?
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keep punching joe posted:On the subject of amazingly still alive social media. Is LiveJournal still a thing. I remember reading a couple of years ago that it was still up and solely used by Russians. correct and correct. https://www.livejournal.com/ the site literally defaults to russian when you visit it now. a handful of the old communities are still around but they mostly just exist as links to their presence on dreamwidth or tumblr.
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Nov 18, 2022 14:47
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he's posting through it https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593494261038649344?s=20&t=3db8Xr9Uxg3PPO7Q-uQRVA
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Nov 18, 2022 14:49
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I believe Livejournal is big enough in Russia that some politicians and pundits use it. It was still trucking along somewhat until 2017 when the servers were fully moved to Russia and they implemented all the Russian laws about no gay stuff. naturally the guys writing captain america/iron man fanfic did not approve.
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Nov 18, 2022 14:51
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Mr. Lobe posted:This one made me feel a little queasy: Yeah, this is unfortunately pretty common, Facebook has the same issue. If someone just says a slur a lot then a bot can take care of it but if your job is filing a report because someone posted uncensored CP for the fifth time that day it's going to mess you up hard.
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Nov 18, 2022 14:51
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Mr. Lobe posted:This one made me feel a little queasy: That's been known for ages. The other standard option is turning a blind eye to your moderators being high and/or drunk to numb themselves to the content. Also, accepting the increased rate of suicide among your contract staff.
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Nov 18, 2022 14:52
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not just cp either. not to make this thread too dark but its not actually that hard to set your phone up to deaddrop tweet an image or video of your own suicide. there's an active war going on, too. and then there's the lower end stuff like self-harm. all of this stuff exists in the shadows of twitter on 0 follower accounts. there's a reason twitter doesnt have any user-facing method of seeing new accounts being made or new tweets as theyre being made by people you dont follow. but the backend absolutely has some way of doing that.
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Nov 18, 2022 14:56
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Honestly the thing that surprises me the most is that Elon's entire DM history hasn't leaked onto the internet yet.
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Nov 18, 2022 14:58
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Like come on someone absolutely has to have run SELECT * FROM tblDirectMessages WHERE from_usr = '@elonmusk' OR to_usr = '@elonmusk' on their way out and quietly saved the result set, right?
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Nov 18, 2022 14:58
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We got the stuff from that trial but that's just a taste, and the poo poo in there now has to be so juicy
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Nov 18, 2022 14:59
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MikeJF posted:Like come on someone absolutely has to have run SELECT * FROM tblDirectMessages WHERE from_usr = '@elonmusk' OR to_usr = '@elonmusk' on their way out and quietly saved the result set, right? I assume they did, looked to check it worked, saw his dick and died instantly
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Elon DMs are just thousands of the worst memes, stolen from the dumbest people
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Endorph posted:I believe Livejournal is big enough in Russia that some politicians and pundits use it. I thought the Russians are using vk.com but admittedly it is not something I pay attention to My old LiveJournal login apparently still works
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Nov 18, 2022 15:01
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Tesseraction posted:I assume they did, looked to check it worked, saw his dick and died instantly It’s the old nacho smell somehow wafting out of the screen that gets ya
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Turns out they're all full of DMs to him from a dedicated team of PR people suggesting the "dankest content" and cutting the watermarks off things for him.
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Roblo posted:That was a parody tweet Elon Musk responded to that tweet thanking that person personally, which says to me that the event did actually happen, just to a different person
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I have to imagine Musk's DMs are like his email, billions of unsolicited messages, the vast majority of which is bot-generated spam, and most of the actual human created content from sycophant strangers who want something from him. The actual things you might be interested in would be like sifting pearls from a sand pile the size of the Sahara.
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Imagine how many crypto-bros must DM him on an hourly basis telling him he's a god, and sir you really owned AOC with that last tweet reply 😂😂😂😂
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learnincurve posted:This is new and hilarious, a huge number of genshin impact players have log in unalterably linked to twitter, my kid has tried unlinking and going with a different option and it's broken. If twitter goes down then welp. Twitter is My only fans login. I'll be ok.
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Anyone managed to download their data from twitter lately? I've been waiting like four days now and is starting to suspect data downloads is one of the "unimportant" things Musk took down.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:ACTUAL PREDICTION: Elon hires just enough bootlickers and Elon fans to keep the site running with periodic outages during big events like the world cup, elections, revolutions etc. Western usage of the app slowly withers away completely with no advertisers. Japan being almost completely insulated from this whole fiasco because nobody really cared to translate any of what was going on into Japanese continues to use it. Twitter ends up being sold for much much less than Elon paid for it to a Japanese company that moves everything to Japan. 10 years from now the fact that Twitter is still heavily used in Japan is treated as a fun factoid like how fax machines are still heavily used over there. there was a delay but japanese twitter finally took notice of it today. best reaction is "thanks elon, japan's productivity is gonna go up by a lot".
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ymgve posted:Anyone managed to download their data from twitter lately? I've been waiting like four days now and is starting to suspect data downloads is one of the "unimportant" things Musk took down. Oh I requested it at one point a week ago, it took three days, told me it was ready, and then when I went to download told me it didn't seem to be working right now, try again some other time. I assume it's broken. kw0134 posted:I have to imagine Musk's DMs are like his email, billions of unsolicited messages, the vast majority of which is bot-generated spam, and most of the actual human created content from sycophant strangers who want something from him. The actual things you might be interested in would be like sifting pearls from a sand pile the size of the Sahara. Grouping by conversations he actually participated in would be trivial. Besides, this is the internet, we'll all happily sift for the horrible pearls together.
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I had my very own private ragnarok online server and I even know how to change parameters in xml files (can make a 0 a 1) and I'm going to save Twittee, and get musk kissies
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Evilreaver posted:Elon Musk responded to that tweet thanking that person personally, which says to me that the event did actually happen, just to a different person lol no that was him pretending he was in on the joke
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kw0134 posted:I have to imagine Musk's DMs are like his email, billions of unsolicited messages, the vast majority of which is bot-generated spam, and most of the actual human created content from sycophant strangers who want something from him. The actual things you might be interested in would be like sifting pearls from a sand pile the size of the Sahara. Being someone with an email 99+ unread which is constantly bombarded with vc spam (my fav bad one used calvin and hobbes in an attempt to guilt trip me), I can't imagine the hellish nightmare that are his dms. And that's not including the weirdos drawing his portraits or doing his tattoos. The memes he get must be the cream of the crop in that mailbox
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ymgve posted:Anyone managed to download their data from twitter lately? I've been waiting like four days now and is starting to suspect data downloads is one of the "unimportant" things Musk took down. I requested it today, but yeah, I suspect I may have missed the boat on that one. And with that few staff left, the next outage may be its last.
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