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No joke, I want to try Ortolan, but I would refuse to wear the veil because I'd want God to see all the blood and viscera dripping down my chin. e; Ooof, hell of a snype
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Deteriorata posted:Bloody vikings It's okay, it's not their blood.
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Large Testicles posted:No joke, I want to try Ortolan, but I would refuse to wear the veil because I'd want God to see all the blood and viscera dripping down my chin.
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Large Testicles posted:Kirk's new venture lookin kinda rough. There is literally nothing mysterious left about his hole.
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Trig Discipline posted:Sorry, I'm married. But how married? 
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Phy posted:Never mind that, how were their greasy grimy gopher guts? Wouldn't know, I forgot my spoon.
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Even though god is all-seeing and all-knowing, just drape this veil over your head and he'll ignore you scarfing down a sin bird. Does this veil thing blind god to any other sins? I'm just asking questions!
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Lexorin posted:Even though god is all-seeing and all-knowing, just drape this veil over your head and he'll ignore you scarfing down a sin bird. Does this veil thing blind god to any other sins? I'm just asking questions! We're talking about a god that can be defeated by stringing a wire around your neighborhood to get around Shabbat proscriptions on leaving your home. Nobody tell Lexorin about the sheet with a hole in it!
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tgacon posted:We're talking about a god that can be defeated by stringing a wire around your neighborhood to get around Shabbat proscriptions on leaving your home. Nobody tell Lexorin about the sheet with a hole in it! Or the special loophole 
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tgacon posted:We're talking about a god that can be defeated by stringing a wire around your neighborhood to get around Shabbat proscriptions on leaving your home. Nobody tell Lexorin about the sheet with a hole in it! It's not about leaving your home, it's about carrying items outside your home. Also, there's a difference between rules-lawyering God Himself to find a loophole in His laws and defeating him by putting a towel over your head to stop him seeing you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv And the "sheet with a hole in it" thing is a myth. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 21:29 on Nov 17, 2022 |
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fartknocker posted:Or the special loophole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
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tgacon posted:We're talking about a god that can be defeated by stringing a wire around your neighborhood to get around Shabbat proscriptions on leaving your home. Nobody tell Lexorin about the sheet with a hole in it! He's all knowing and all seeing but he's very strict about following the rules. It's the same thinking that said being gay wasn't a sin as long as you are a top.
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I don't know who did it first, but Birdcloud did it better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSowP3Rm8k
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Trig Discipline posted:I grew up eating spam because we were poor white trash, and always thought of it in that context. In grad school I referred to it as such, and one of my Hawaiian colleagues got deeply (but jokingly) offended, just "excuse me your haole rear end did not just disrespect spam in front of me". Spam was a school camp thing for me. In highschool our camping trips were actual hiking and camping, so food had to be non-refrigerated and easily carried. Spam and sliced tomato on ryvitas was delicious after hiking all day.
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good god, just kill the man
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I think it's more of an  on the neighbor's choice of grill.
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PainterofCrap posted:I think it's more of an Yeah that's the point, that's such a vicious burn I might prefer a bullet
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Trig Discipline posted:I grew up eating spam because we were poor white trash, and always thought of it in that context. In grad school I referred to it as such, and one of my Hawaiian colleagues got deeply (but jokingly) offended, just "excuse me your haole rear end did not just disrespect spam in front of me". I grew up haole and broke as gently caress in Hawaii. So broke that we never bought spam because we couldn’t afford it and instead we’d get the store brand “luncheon meat” which let me tell you is not the loving same. When I was old enough to have my own money one of the first things I bought was food because we did t have any at home. I just didn’t get the appeal of spam musubi. The real king? Manapua.  Which is not its name elsewhere I learned later.
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I bought some spam to take camping and fry over a camp fire and my immediate opinion after hiking and sweating all day was "this is way too salty to eat"
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Oh no, look out Ozzie Smith!
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It's even bottomless!
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“Send your kid over here. May as well let their real dad teach them.”
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Phy posted:Yeah that's the point, that's such a vicious burn I might prefer a bullet A vicious burn? With the grill he's using?
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For me to poop on!
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Grill-shaming seems like a self-own. It's not like you need top-of-the-line hardware to run the latest version of Fire.
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Lobok posted:Grill-shaming seems like a self-own. It's not like you need top-of-the-line hardware to run the latest version of Fire. Sounds like something someone with a lovely grill would say
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lmao if you dont have a wood-fired stove in your kitchen, just shameful
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:That's a nice grill For a clown to use. At the circus. Idiot.
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Lobok posted:Grill-shaming seems like a self-own. It's not like you need top-of-the-line hardware to run the latest version of Fire. Just a 100-watt incandescent bulb.
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Lobok posted:Grill-shaming seems like a self-own. It's not like you need top-of-the-line hardware to run the latest version of Fire. 
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Sounds like something someone with a lovely grill would say I wouldn't turn down having a bit more grill space every now and then but the thing that actually looks like Baby's First Grill, a simple charcoal one, is actually more impressive if you know how to use it than some giant Optimus Prime rig. But of course, taste the meat and not the blah blah blah:
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Carthag Tuek posted:lmao if you dont have a wood-fired stove in your kitchen, just shameful It is seriously one of the things I am most unhappy about in my kitchen. I often dream about a kitchen with a wood fired stove...
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