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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's from listeriosis and occurs because one side of their brain is swelling

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF SPEECH WILL BE CONSIDERED NEGATIVE BY THE WHITE SUPREMACIST WHOSE FAMILY WEALTH WAS MADE OFF OF AN UNREPENTANT PRISON SLAVERY MINING OPERATION IN APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


WHICH IS MORE ALARMING: THAT HE'S BEEN COZYING UP TO AMERICA'S DOMESTIC EXTREMIST RIGHT WING, OR THAT THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THAT HE'S APOLITICAL?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?!

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

goatsestretchgoals posted:

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?!

zoux posted:

It's from listeriosis and occurs because one side of their brain is swelling

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Potato Salad posted:

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF SPEECH WILL BE CONSIDERED NEGATIVE BY THE WHITE SUPREMACIST WHOSE FAMILY WEALTH WAS MADE OFF OF AN UNREPENTANT PRISON SLAVERY MINING OPERATION IN APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA

You assume this is a going concern.

They don't even have an accounts payable department.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


ANDY NGO

IAN CHEONG

loving PRAYING MEDIC

EACH OF THE ABOVE HAVE A SMALL HANDFUL OF POLICY VIEWPOINTS THAT DIVERGE FROM TEMPLATE RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS

ELON HOWEVER, FROM UNION BUSTING TO ANTI INTELLECTUALISM TO UNREPENTANT STANCE ON HIS FAMILY'S USE OF SLAVE LABOR TO TAXES AND TORTS, TO CONTROLLING AND BREEDING WOMEN

I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE ISSUE ON WHICH ELON IS NOT AN EXTREMIST OF THE MOST DANGEROUS FORM

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


gently caress.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

hElp i THin) MY keyb0aRD iS brOKen

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Like the worst thing that happens is: people stop using twitter. Just like no one uses gab or truth social

Wait, actually thw worst thing that happens is this
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1593680546571616256

zoux has a new favorite as of 21:13 on Nov 18, 2022

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/willsmith/status/1593364734677381120

Friend
Aug 3, 2008


Lol

And an old favorite that came to mind randomly:
https://twitter.com/brenankeller/status/1068615953989087232

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Did he implement it? He said policy, nothing about it being live yet. Hopefully Poopsock Pete the one programmer left at the company will have time to code it.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Lobok posted:

Did he implement it? He said policy, nothing about it being live yet. Hopefully Poopsock Pete the one programmer left at the company will have time to code it.

they haven't even implemented the new twitter blue benefits (halved ads, algorithm boost, longer videos) yet, just the fake checkmark

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



He should go ahead and finally sell the name to the other Will Smith.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

Poorly Drawn Lines is the best comic and I will fight anyone that disagrees


The woke moralists have truly been owned today

LASER BEAM DREAM has a new favorite as of 22:23 on Nov 18, 2022

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Now it is we who shall be cancelled!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

zoux posted:

Wait, actually thw worst thing that happens is this
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1593680546571616256

*inhales all the helium out of a Macy's Day parade balloon*
"Heeeeere's Jordan!"

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

zoux posted:

Like the worst thing that happens is: people stop using twitter. Just like no one uses gab or truth social

Wait, actually thw worst thing that happens is this
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1593680546571616256

someone should photoshop kermit in there instead of Jack and tweet it back at him

although Jack having lost his mind is a perfect example of Jorp too

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Lemniscate Blue posted:

https://twitter.com/MurphyMack/status/1593652397057970178

As if the whole company wasn't leaking like fishnet underwear.

They’re both wrong.

It’s called a “barium meal”.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/great_job_laur/status/1593720179229429766?s=20&t=S4yGwsSjxVIA30C5qFVcpA

EDIT:

Please enjoy this fine video game.

https://twitter.com/LaidbackStrat/status/1593591679377735685?s=20&t=S4yGwsSjxVIA30C5qFVcpA

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Nov 19, 2022

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

the Incel King is back

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/AchillesF6/status/1593591139172499457?t=DnGnzbiytQzBU9GED4egXA&s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1593713564497448960

Yeah, we're owned as hell dude lol

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



mind the walrus posted:

the Incel King is back

Apparently he has already been melting down since his return which is a feat

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


oh my god I thought people were joking about him sounding like kermit the frog.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Hope we get more tweets of Peterson going ham on the worst people:

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

I always think about how on this website, a site where people routinely said “it’s something awful not something sensitive”, everyone agreed that shadow-banning was draconian and inhumane.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










whom, you illiterate motherfucker i will end u

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Lobok posted:

Hope we get more tweets of Peterson going ham on the worst people:



Lmao that this dude is an internet tough guy.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


this always makes me lol


https://twitter.com/pokIina/status/1354507156540817410

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/faeiryfreya/status/1592999585005572096#m


First time seeing this and I am losing my poo poo.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/briggityboppity/status/1593657077204926466?t=e4sb6oCx-fsuwrjY2dWHxg&s=19

I love going on line

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

goddamit elon is the main character for the foreseeable future. Stop generating new ones, I can't keep track.

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤
https://twitter.com/dayv/status/1593382372799553537?t=puOZfKVGaOyrDSStTsDLDw&s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1593723670396018691?s=20&t=xa8AcLwGitF4MPA_iezVAg

CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1593799589559156737

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Even if Twitter is the one true perfect code/hardware project and can run infinitely with zero maintenance, there will be iOS updates, Android updates, Chrome, Safari, Firefox, etc. And if Twitter doesn't have people who can manage and coordinate those required changes, then it will just stop working.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593899029531803649

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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/afraidofwasps/status/1593658075138998275

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1593349591600070656

https://twitter.com/WeedPorns/status/1593657873468633089

https://twitter.com/bombsfall/status/1593809816845156363

https://twitter.com/SAMOYEDWAVE/status/1593867741295181824

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