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do these stupid fucks want a world with a few billionaire geniuses owning everything, a dozen sychophants serving them and everyone else on the streets surviving on moss and insects and trying to improvise a workable smartphone so they can marvel at the wondrous creations of their betters
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crispix posted:do these stupid fucks want a world with a few billionaire geniuses owning everything, a dozen sychophants serving them and everyone else on the streets surviving on moss and insects and trying to improvise a workable smartphone so they can marvel at the wondrous creations of their betters I mean of course. Sure in their mind they are one of those few billionaires, but that seems to be the ideal world they are working for.
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I'm sure goons are just making a bigger deal about this than it really is
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B-Rock452 posted:I think the fact that there has been a movement with workers to improve their conditions has just pissed off chuds to such a degree that they will only be happy if everyone worked in literal sweatshop conditions There’s this insane fantasy of like big alpha men chopping trees and using big power tools as “real work” where nobody got exploited and workers just used the strength and wit to produce valuable products. It’s hugely regressive and never existed. It’s a huge romanticization based on top of a complete inability to detect and react to corporate exploitation. They see Elon’s “hardcore code” work and instead of seeing a complete failure to organize and coordinate labor, they see their fantasy made modern. This is why all of those same types of idiots get into scams. Like crypto. Blind as bats.
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dr_rat posted:I mean of course. Sure in their mind they are one of those few billionaires, but that seems to be the ideal world they are working for. I think they actually aspire to be the chief sycophant.
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Nov 19, 2022 00:47
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When is Musk going to fight Uwe Boll?
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jadebullet posted:When is Musk going to fight Uwe Boll? Been F5’ing for this tbh
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Nov 19, 2022 00:49
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These big tech companies just need to force their entire payroll department to quit. Then they just get to keep all the money because you don’t need a payroll department.
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smackfu posted:Carmack spent a lot of time on his version of SpaceX but it didn’t work out for him. Worth noting that he worked with a budget that was less than a fraction of a percent of SpaceX's budget, so that something managed to stay in the air for more than a few seconds is impressive in itself.
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ElGroucho posted:John Carmack is basically the genius that Musk thinks he is I said come in! posted:What is John Carmack even doing nowadays? I miss when he worked at ID Software. I highly recommend the book Masters of Doom. It's a great book about the early years of ID.
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crispix posted:do these stupid fucks want a world with a few billionaire geniuses owning everything, a dozen sychophants serving them and everyone else on the streets surviving on moss and insects and trying to improvise a workable smartphone so they can marvel at the wondrous creations of their betters They want that but set in The Handmaid's Tale universe.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:what is an API exactly? a set of functions and procedures allowing the creation of applications that access the features or data of an operating system, application, or other service.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:what is an API exactly? All Parts of the Internet
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:what is an API exactly? Application Programming Interface. Basically it's a way for a piece of software to allow a computer to talk to it.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:what is an API exactly? -Elon Musk
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BigBadSteve posted:Thanks. I see there's a very mathematical explanation here: Yeah my LOL was that its actual """""salient""""" code that if you printed out and open palm slapped down onto Elon's desk, he wouldn't know wtf he's looking at. This is probably the best vid to explain for non computer touchers but its still mathy, but the content of the code wasn't my point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8u_k2LIZyo But notice it has 3.4 million views, pretty fuckin' salient if you ask me See More Butts fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Nov 19, 2022 |
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"Texts between Elon Musk & Jason Calacanis posted:Jason Calacanis Genius Musk: Twitter revenue per employee if 950 instead of 8k : $ 5B rev / 950 employees = $ 3.25m rev per employee in 2021 ( industry leader )
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Nov 19, 2022 00:57
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Improvements in cpus have made doing square roots the proper way faster than that code now, but still a cool bit of history
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Caveat that I have no idea what Pushshift is and it sounds like it's some kind of reddit specific API project that have some Twitter integrations. You often target error rates like <0.01% or <0.001%. Even that 1% number would be consider abysmal for most services at any kind of at scale application or api.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:https://twitter.com/elijahschaffer/status/1593520669358452737?s=46&t=ggxcweUTpNtHt0NTOdNj8w I'm on a lot of rigs and that's an absolute piece of poo poo rig. Lmao
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Does anyone’s Twitter now scroll in the opposite direction to see the replies? A practical joke by a leaving employee? edit: Awww, they fixed it. Also, a sigh of relief to see almost no one left at the company supports this rear end in a top hat.  https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/nov/18/elon-musk-twitter-engineers-workers-mass-resignation?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-1 Good Sphere fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Nov 19, 2022 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:what is an API exactly? Nice try, Elon
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Libs don't want to talk about the 75% of requests that work, just smearing the 25% that fail. In a real job 75% is a solid C.
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Shazback posted:Genius Musk: BIG BRAIN BUSINESS SCHOOL FINAL EXAM QUESTION 1 (THERE IS NO QUESTION 2) You have a business with a poor revenue to employee ratio. Do you: 1. Identify and address inefficiencies within your organisation to enhance revenue generation; or 2. Sack everyone so number go up Please do not show workings. Time permitted: 1 minute p.s. anyone picking option 1 is fired
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I don’t wanna scroll their timeline but I’m assuming it’s like when Bobby Hill wanted to do standup and found a site with jokes meant to appeal to a white audience, from slavery days of yore.
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yikes. (that terrible "joke" makes me cringe to think about ("joke" is in parentheses because there is no humor in the image or headline)).
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jadebullet posted:The person who tweeted this out is a Podcaster and "reporter." and maybe he thinks those guys in the video are actually making lattes?
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Buce posted:yikes. (that terrible "joke" makes me cringe to think about ("joke" is in parentheses because there is no humor in the image or headline)). I'm actually kind of impressed by the raw insecurity in that headline. Whichever poor doomed bastard wrote that wanted you to be absolutely sure that you knew that they thought AOC was a dumb-dumb. Could not leave anything to chance, like a toddler who wants you to know where and what the punchline is.
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kazil posted:I'm sure goons are just making a bigger deal about this than it really is Big Tech gonna crush earning when Elon shows them they don't need 2/3 of their API calls
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Monprr posted:People on the right are just rooting for job losses in Tech. They really loving hate us because we lean left.
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Chuds went from "Learn to code" to "we don't need so many coders" in record time.
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Serious_Cyclone posted:There are investors who literally make money just listening to Jim Cramer and then doing the opposite pretty sure those people are just lucky, anti diamond hands have the same accuracy as diamond hands.
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graynull posted:Chuds went from "Learn to code" to "we don't need so many coders" in record time. Coding isn't a REAL JOB for REAL MEN where you DRILL OIL and GET DIRTY and HAVE SWEAT and DIE BY THIRTY
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