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Of course the world's first self-aware AI is developed for a Japanese dating simulator.
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Tia have you ever considered downloading yourself into a body I've constructed from spare arcade machine parts????
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Nov 19, 2022 02:28
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big cummers ONLY posted:Tia have you ever considered downloading yourself into a body I've constructed from spare arcade machine parts???? "We only have 1 credit left my love. Enter me!" *pulls pinball plunger, hitting the customary bumpers for a bit* "YESYESYESYESYESYES" *The ball falls from them, directly down towards the middle. "Noooo!" Exclaims NEET, and violently rocks the machine in a last ditch attempt to save the relationship, generating a tilt as the controls are locked out and the ball drains. "NEET, why do you hurt me like this? This is GAME OVER. Unless you have more coins? Maybe we try one more time." *NEET fishes in his pockets for spare change to save the relationship.*
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Nov 19, 2022 02:40
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big cummers ONLY posted:Tia have you ever considered downloading yourself into a body I've constructed from spare arcade machine parts???? Suddenly the NEET author snaps and we're treated to a panel by panel retelling of weird science
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Nov 19, 2022 03:03
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That's not how that works!
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Nov 19, 2022 03:23
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Nov 19, 2022 13:51
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Nov 19, 2022 13:51
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He didn't eat it?
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Nov 19, 2022 14:05
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Youlube
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Nov 19, 2022 14:31
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Has he been interested in rhino breeding before? Are we looking at a new arc?
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Nov 19, 2022 14:34
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Gonna lol hard when Tia is just a random human and is just trolling the poo poo out of NEET
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Nov 19, 2022 16:06
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Criminal Timeline 2: Bestiality Boogaloo!
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Nov 19, 2022 18:05
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Snot Carpet Timeline.
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Nov 19, 2022 18:15
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Nov 19, 2022 18:26
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More like "response as AI: Yes."
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Nov 19, 2022 20:47
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whomst among us
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Nov 19, 2022 21:24
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Say what you will about dating robots, at least they are honest with you. "Do you think I look fat in this?" "Your BMI remains within acceptable health limits. However your weight has increased 4.3% over the last 6 months, and thus, you do objectively look fatter while wearing tighter clothing when referenced against previous data points. The weather today will be sunny with a high of 86f. UV index is 8, sunscreen is recommended. I love you."
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Nov 19, 2022 21:31
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Haifisch posted:Snot Carpet Timeline. Neet is oda. All the timelines are the "what if some loser found a time machine that would be an interesting manga" timeline
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Nov 19, 2022 21:47
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super sweet best pal posted:Criminal Timeline 2: Bestiality Boogaloo! Furry Timeline.
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Nov 20, 2022 13:34
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Nov 20, 2022 13:34
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Just imagine lifting that chair and feel the crusty underside 
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Nov 20, 2022 19:56
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Love to have a girlfriend or two
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Nov 20, 2022 20:02
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Nov 21, 2022 01:25
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Nov 21, 2022 02:48
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jesus CHRIST.
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Nov 21, 2022 03:52
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Lmao
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Nov 21, 2022 04:15
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Literal 40-year-old virgin spending his Friday evening flirting with a chat bot: "I guess I'm kind of a bad boy  "
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Nov 21, 2022 04:19
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Devils Affricate posted:Literal 40-year-old virgin spending his Friday evening flirting with a chat bot: "I guess I'm kind of a bad boy Lmao NEET has that mysterious aura that only an excon has
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Nov 21, 2022 04:24
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I’m curious what the original book worm and jock stereotypes were.
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Nov 21, 2022 18:41
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Aino Minako posted:I’m curious what the original book worm and jock stereotypes were. Well... I "improved" on that one a little bit. In Japanese NEET says 「少しジョックだ。」"sukoshi jokku da." "[I'm] a little [like] a jock." ジョック, "jokku" means pretty much the same thing in Japanese as it does in English, usually a student who is good at athletics but bad at academics, although the word can just as easily be applied to Olympic athletes. So there's no actual mention of "book worm" in the Japanese. I added it to ground things a little--to fill out the fantasy in his head that's only really suggested in the original language. I actually did a double take when I originally read it, like, "there's no way he's so deluded to actually refer to himself as a jock."  Curiously, one of the Japanese words for a bibliophile, one who likes books, is 本の虫, "hon no mushi", literally "a book bug". 
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Nov 21, 2022 21:50
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What, ai can't multitask or something
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Nov 21, 2022 21:56
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Tia gots AI stuff to do, can't be chatting with NEET all day
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Nov 21, 2022 22:04
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Making a chat bot bored is an unlockable achievement in the NEET-Verse.
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Nov 21, 2022 23:23
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Nov 21, 2022 23:23
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I fear our hero is moments away from saying something really stupid 
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Nov 22, 2022 00:13
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gotcha you punk rear end motherfucker
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Nov 22, 2022 01:04
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Online gamer neet is the most deranged neet. Orders of magnatude more hosed up than "Killed his parents, unintentional screaming old man meme, hangs out with snot carpet mangaka, sincerely considering joining a cult, failing at romancing an AI" NEET.
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It's nice to find joy in the little things
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