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Mustached5thGrader posted:Dated a woman that would leave a beach ball sized wet spot on the bed and she broke up with me immediately after taking me to see Aziz at Madison square garden I'm so sorry you had to see Aziz.
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CPL593H posted:If those are surgical stainless steel then that's actually a really good price all things considered. The squirrel heads are probably easy enough to remove. Tell that to the squirrel https://twitter.com/MusicalChaotic/status/1593713157943439360?t=-0KZx04numFpu9tVI-W6Mg&s=19
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Oscar Wild posted:Tell that to the squirrel Slap that (b)rear end. Unrelated cursed image: 
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Android Apocalypse posted:Slap that (b)rear end. This looks like a screen shot from Fallout with high res mods
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Android Apocalypse posted:Slap that (b)rear end. That face has seen some poo poo.
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King Carnivore posted:They’re not gonna show those in action???? Close enough? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPLZXeAXiUw&t=323s
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teddy bear teddy bear teddy bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KowKWGNZ6is
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King Carnivore posted:They’re not gonna show those in action???? Stop begging for free content; my OnlyFans subscriptions are available at a very affordable price point.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I’ve had to poop on the ground once in my life and there was no need to grab onto a tree or get in a poop swing. One time, when I was around 9, we went to Idaho to visit my step-dad's parents. It was some time in January. I was sent outside to play, and I found a frozen river. I decided to just walk down it and see what I could find. I was also being followed by their two dogs. Anyway, nature called and I had to poo poo. So I did what any kid my age would do, and I dropped a duce on the ice. I got everything resituated clothing wise and started back to the house. I realized one of the dogs wasn't next to me, so I turned around to look for it. It was eating my poop. I got back to the house and never told anyone. In fact, this might be the first time I've ever shared this story with anyone. Anyway, that's my pooping outside story.
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Canned Panda posted:One time, when I was around 9, we went to Idaho to visit my step-dad's parents. It was some time in January. Lol what a bitch! 
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Canned Panda posted:It was eating my poop. 
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Canned Panda posted:One time, when I was around 9, we went to Idaho to visit my step-dad's parents. It was some time in January. You should have kept this as a story you've never told.
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CPL593H posted:You should have kept this as a story you've never told. It'd be pretty funny to save it up for your last words at the deathbed confession
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And that’s why you shouldn’t let dogs lick your face.
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Frank Frank posted:You’re going to finish pooping and try to stand up. Then the strap is going to slip straight down the tree when you give it a little slack and you’re going to land splat in your own poop. clearly you shouldn't be strapped without supervision
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lmao at goons surprised that dogs eat poop thats 1 thing u share in common with a dog, nerd
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lmao at goons surprised that dogs eat poop my dog is a pure and blameless creature who eats only prime cuts of siberian reindeer and excretes only rainbows that smell like green tea.
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Buce posted:my dog is a pure and blameless creature who eats only prime cuts of siberian reindeer and excretes only rainbows that smell like green tea. lol you sniff your dog's rainbow poop
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Stoatbringer posted:lol you sniff your dog's rainbow poop hell yeah i ddo
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PainterofCrap posted:Guess few goons have cats & dogs in the same house, else they'd already be posting about the magic cat box that never has to be cleaned for some reason I have one of each. My dog doesn't gently caress with the litter box. He will, however, dig right in on the cat poo poo in the alley behind us, because the neighbor over there has about a dozen outdoor cats. It's like a goddamn buffet out there.
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Motherfucker posted:thats 1 thing u share in common with a dog, nerd heh
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