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Demon Of The Fall posted:and whats it gonna get them? a lawsuit tied up for years in the international court system? meanwhile they're unemployed lol ....no? Twitter France (or whatever) is its own thing and can be fined directly.
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one of elon's master legal strats was getting his adversary to hire a QAnon loving moron
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Nov 19, 2022 19:14
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After a few million you do kind of stop thinking about some real basic stuff I imagine.
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Whose rereg are you anyway? That you, Greg?
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Nov 19, 2022 19:17
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All I can say is Elon’s Twitter comments look like a completely different place than last night. Many accounts that showed any slight opposition on Elon’s account have been disabled, and the comments went poof. I don’t even have to point out the irony next to the “free speech” he was pushing for at this point.
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learnincurve posted:lol in order to see musk's tweets you have to go to his feed, he's not blocked or anything the site is just hosed. this is sad for all parties because they could have been doing anything else on friday night and it would be a better use of their time. like watch a movie, work on your own poo poo, hang out with friends. anything but sitting in the office on a friday night trying to draw out diagrams for a billionaire who didn't want to learn and just haphazardly came in and destroyed almost everything of value. the worst part is: this was them spending a friday night after all their other coworkers got fired, trying to figure out how everything works. did they get every single thing? i doubt it, because there are systems with 0 engineers, so its just some other team with previous knowledge just going, "oh yeah we use gizmoduck", and drawing a box and pointing their system to it. Searching around you figure out: Manhattan = real-time, multi-tenant distributed database for Twitter scale (2014) https://blog.twitter.com/engineering/en_us/a/2014/manhattan-our-real-time-multi-tenant-distributed-database-for-twitter-scale Gizmoduck = "Gizmoduck, the user store at twitter is backed by memcache, and some disk-based storage behind the cache." (2013) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6106003 Earlybird = Part of their Twitter Search Engine (2011) https://blog.twitter.com/engineering/en_us/a/2011/the-engineering-behind-twitter-s-new-search-experience Okay, so what happened to Zipkin: https://github.com/openzipkin/zipkin which is their distributed tracing system? I do not see it written there and there's not many other codewords left to fill that in. Where is their deployment of Druid, an open source columnar database they use for real time analytics? (they didn't write it but its heavily used) https://blog.twitter.com/engineering/en_us/topics/infrastructure/2022/powering-real-time-data-analytics-with-druid-at-twitter Hadoop Cluster (not written at Twitter)? They were definitely still using Hadoop and also actually working with Google in their Cloud Platform GCP (equivalent to AWS) https://blog.twitter.com/engineering/en_us/topics/infrastructure/2022/scaling-data-access-by-moving-an-exabyte-of-data-to-google-cloud Even if this was a general overview... that looks entirely too small. There is no telemetry anywhere.
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Frank Frank posted:Whose rereg are you anyway? That you, Greg? Timmy the dog. Famous 5, not Brady Bunch
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Nov 19, 2022 19:19
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How’s the drump poll going? Almost 13 million votes
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Nov 19, 2022 19:22
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I'm sure various hackers around the world appreciate the diagram of Twitter's internal network layout, however high-level it may be. Also oof at the three(?) women in the code review room being literally pushed to the absolute back of the crowd. 
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Nov 19, 2022 19:23
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davecrazy posted:I don’t get the whole whiteboard thing. Nobody was ever alledging that the Twitter infrastructure was bad. All of its “problems” were around revenue and content moderation which is not an infrastructure engineering issue, yet he’s acting like he needs better engineering to ‘fix’ Twitter. How can you spend 44billion on a company and have no idea how it works or what it does. lol. quote:Musk told investors that he felt Twitter’s earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization margin was too low and the company has “too many engineers not doing enough,” Faber said, citing sources familiar. Musk also pledged to make the company a “magnet for talent,” Faber added. from back in May https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/05/elon-musk-expected-to-serve-as-temporary-twitter-ceo-after-deal-closes.html I suspect Musk did, at some level, fail to grasp the kind of engineering problem Twitter sets out to solve
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davecrazy posted:I don’t get the whole whiteboard thing. Nobody was ever alledging that the Twitter infrastructure was bad. All of its “problems” were around revenue and content moderation which is not an infrastructure engineering issue, yet he’s acting like he needs better engineering to ‘fix’ Twitter. How can you spend 44billion on a company and have no idea how it works or what it does. lol. Elon Musk was implying it with his “1000 microservices and only 40 are needed” tweet. There’s a lot of people running around now insisting that Twitters arch must be bad and wasting a lot of money.
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Knormal posted:I'm sure various hackers around the world appreciate the diagram of Twitter's internal network layout, however high-level it may be. Its very basic and as people have said, like he is teaching some 101 class
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Strong Sauce posted:Even if this was a general overview... that looks entirely too small. There is no telemetry anywhere.
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Pookah posted:Because he has built his entire persona around being perceived as an erratic genius tech guy who codes and engineers poo poo. C'mon, I know we all like to laugh at those beach photos but he's not that big
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kw0134 posted:Legit question: what is a CEO supposed to do with this info? Okay here are our various processes. Is that supposed to guide some strategic decision? Does knowledge of the existence of Manhattan change things? From the corner office what are the actual practical uses of this diagram, even were it complete? Just to say he "knows" how the sausage is made? It's all a show to help give credence Musk understands any of this poo poo. All because he was ridiculed by people much smarter than him in the past few days.
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Nov 19, 2022 19:27
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Elon wants to be the CEO, which he is bad at, and also be an engineer, which he has no qualifications for.
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Alan Smithee posted:one of elon's master legal strats was getting his adversary to hire a QAnon loving moron Pretty sure Linn Wood worked pro bono on that one. He does that to get high profile cases.
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He believes the hype, thinks that he isn't a CEO, he's an engineering wizard who can spit out genius technical insights other people will never see even if he knows nothing about the systems beforehand.
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Captain Hygiene posted:C'mon, I know we all like to laugh at those beach photos but he's not that big I saw those pictures (I wish I hadnt) and yes he is.
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Nov 19, 2022 19:29
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kw0134 posted:Legit question: what is a CEO supposed to do with this info? Okay here are our various processes. Is that supposed to guide some strategic decision? Does knowledge of the existence of Manhattan change things? From the corner office what are the actual practical uses of this diagram, even were it complete? Just to say he "knows" how the sausage is made? it's important that the CEO knows, e.g., that the company's core product is not a straightforward CRUD app this is a low bar! Normally such levels of ignorance relative to position of oversight only exists amongst, say, charity boards of directors. But we are talking about someone who apparently sincerely believed that Twitter might have a significant number of nonexistent employees on staff
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Nov 19, 2022 19:30
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I have to say I maybe bought into the hype too much that the website would fail already. Hopefully tomorrow is the day that pushes it over the edge.
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i am the ceo of twitter now everything willbe fine trust me
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Lol 70% of his followers are bots
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*invites spectacular woman he just met at a classy social event back to his mansion *She stares in awe at your palatial estate, wandering it's labyrinthine corridors. *She pauses at a massive framed piece of art *On white canvass are the huge black letters spelling HELLO WORLD. *"Hey, yeah, I coded that"
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Demon Of The Fall posted:BUT MY IRON TIGHT CONTRACT!!! i yell as i get fired through email with no immediate recourse while my employer remains unpunished My friend, it's clear you have no idea how things work in actual civilised countries. The European workers will receive both short term financial support and long term (but still within like a month) big payouts. It's wild how Americans think their hosed up cowardly systems are the norm everywhere else. For instance, Germany and France are both much more economically successful than the US while not having much in the way of natural resources. If you ask a German to work on a Sunday you'll get flensed, if you ask a French person to work more than twenty hours a week you'll get a beret up the butt. The Elon lickers getting posted in this thread are the American norm and it's loving hilarious.
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So the HGH and steroids made his internal organs bigger, does that include his heart? I’m thinking an enlarged heart plus his apparent stimulant use/abuse makes Elon pretty likely to just drop dead sooner than later, right?
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Enigma89 posted:I have to say I maybe bought into the hype too much that the website would fail already. Hopefully tomorrow is the day that pushes it over the edge. I really don't expect it to, but god drat I want it to. I really loving do. Just, once have some follow-through universe. Don't let some scrambling dickheads at the bottom save the incompetent Captain. I've seen it so, so many times.
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:So the HGH and steroids made his internal organs bigger, does that include his heart? Like the Grinch but stupider
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Bottom Liner posted:Lol 70% of his followers are bots
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latinotwink1997 posted:How’s the drump poll going? Almost 13 million votes 52/48 for the yes's
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latinotwink1997 posted:How’s the drump poll going? Almost 13 million votes Do you think the results are unbiased, or beyond that, even matter at all to Elon? If people voted overwhelmingly "no" he'd unban him even faster because he's an edgelord manchild.
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A LOVELY LAD posted:"i told u i was hardcore"
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cr0y posted:52/48 for the yes's That’s pretty good considering all the bots voting yes. 
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jaybird is operating at 98% capacity and HAWK is experiencing a 0.0001% error rate whilst nestEGG is increasing at a healthy 3% day on day rate in its marginal return efficiency as ceo i can say this is good and exceeding expectations
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ronya posted:it's important that the CEO knows, e.g., that the company's core product is not a straightforward CRUD app
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An outage will happen, the 40 engineers left there won't be able to fix it. Twitter will be down for a month. Elon will have the team set up a page on Twitter's 503 message where it's just him tweeting and no one else saying stupid BS Twitter 2.0 will be launched using mastodon & immediately crash again.
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cr0y posted:52/48 for the yes's The cursed ratio again
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Knormal posted:I'm sure various hackers around the world appreciate the diagram of Twitter's internal network layout, however high-level it may be. lots of people on visas, including the obvious Brit, and not a single black person in the room
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